Tomoya comma Maura told me she could teach me how to greet people without
teach me how to greet people without
teach me how to greet people without touching at all if your social status is
touching at all if your social status is
touching at all if your social status is higher than me I should bow
higher than me I should bow
higher than me I should bow deeper in America when you shake hands
deeper in America when you shake hands
deeper in America when you shake hands this is equal right but you’re saying
this is equal right but you’re saying
this is equal right but you’re saying that you have different right your
that you have different right your
that you have different right your social studies in relation to my social
social studies in relation to my social
social studies in relation to my social status if you are the very important
status if you are the very important
status if you are the very important person that I’m buying – I cannot oh I
person that I’m buying – I cannot oh I
person that I’m buying – I cannot oh I have to out bow so I have to go put a
have to out bow so I have to go put a
have to out bow so I have to go put a longer and if I realize that you’re
longer and if I realize that you’re
longer and if I realize that you’re still buying I have to kind of stay and
still buying I have to kind of stay and
still buying I have to kind of stay and then okay I show my respect to you watch
then okay I show my respect to you watch
then okay I show my respect to you watch how much hours got you I feel like I’m
how much hours got you I feel like I’m
how much hours got you I feel like I’m gonna knock you or I’m gonna back up
gonna knock you or I’m gonna back up
gonna knock you or I’m gonna back up ready let’s do it
ready let’s do it
ready let’s do it it’s nice to see you nice to see you
that’s who wins you consider the bow
that’s who wins you consider the bow superior I think it is good I saw it’s
superior I think it is good I saw it’s
superior I think it is good I saw it’s cleaner
cleaner
cleaner well it’s definitely fun tiny thing it’s
well it’s definitely fun tiny thing it’s
well it’s definitely fun tiny thing it’s during the flu seasons we Americans we
during the flu seasons we Americans we
during the flu seasons we Americans we love jerk like we’re crazy about germs
love jerk like we’re crazy about germs
love jerk like we’re crazy about germs because America’s secret motto is you’ll
because America’s secret motto is you’ll
because America’s secret motto is you’ll love being sick with our diseases is
love being sick with our diseases is
love being sick with our diseases is there any situation in which the
there any situation in which the
there any situation in which the handshake is superior to the bow if I
handshake is superior to the bow if I
handshake is superior to the bow if I see a celebrity I’d rather shake hands
see a celebrity I’d rather shake hands
see a celebrity I’d rather shake hands them bowing because I want to kind of
them bowing because I want to kind of
them bowing because I want to kind of touch this famous person who’s a
touch this famous person who’s a
touch this famous person who’s a celebrity that you would love to I was
celebrity that you would love to I was
celebrity that you would love to I was thinking of a Mick Jagger yeah I want to
thinking of a Mick Jagger yeah I want to
thinking of a Mick Jagger yeah I want to shake hands of maybe hug him more if I’m
shake hands of maybe hug him more if I’m
shake hands of maybe hug him more if I’m allowed I want to kiss him on the cheeks
allowed I want to kiss him on the cheeks
allowed I want to kiss him on the cheeks or whatever instead of how do you do mr.
or whatever instead of how do you do mr.
or whatever instead of how do you do mr. Mick Jagger that’s boring what about
Mick Jagger that’s boring what about
Mick Jagger that’s boring what about Keith Richards the guitar player for the
Keith Richards the guitar player for the
Keith Richards the guitar player for the Rolling Stones he’s okay his face has
Rolling Stones he’s okay his face has
Rolling Stones he’s okay his face has dramatically changed I’d see got older
dramatically changed I’d see got older
dramatically changed I’d see got older so Real Talk I’m the bamboo grove let’s
so Real Talk I’m the bamboo grove let’s
so Real Talk I’m the bamboo grove let’s pretend we’re old friends we haven’t
pretend we’re old friends we haven’t
pretend we’re old friends we haven’t seen each other in 30 years but we hate
seen each other in 30 years but we hate
seen each other in 30 years but we hate human contact all right nice to see you
human contact all right nice to see you
human contact all right nice to see you hi nice to see you dude do you still
hi nice to see you dude do you still
hi nice to see you dude do you still like the Rolling Stones I do
like the Rolling Stones I do
like the Rolling Stones I do you haven’t changed up let’s show them
you haven’t changed up let’s show them
you haven’t changed up let’s show them what a formal bow between equals looks
what a formal bow between equals looks
what a formal bow between equals looks like konnichiwa
it’s not that long how long should it
it’s not that long how long should it take like this so just about the same
take like this so just about the same
take like this so just about the same length as a handshake yeah all right now
length as a handshake yeah all right now
length as a handshake yeah all right now let’s do one where you I want to show
let’s do one where you I want to show
let’s do one where you I want to show you respect
you respect
you respect right konnichiwa thank you for your
right konnichiwa thank you for your
right konnichiwa thank you for your respect
respect
respect you’re welcome now let’s do one more
you’re welcome now let’s do one more
you’re welcome now let’s do one more this is the last greeting literally
this is the last greeting literally
this is the last greeting literally pretend you’re at the airport and I am
pretend you’re at the airport and I am
pretend you’re at the airport and I am Mick Jagger ready lovely my self
Mick Jagger ready lovely my self
Mick Jagger ready lovely my self forget about Japanese culture all about
forget about Japanese culture all about
forget about Japanese culture all about British culture
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