hi I’m Veronica with watchmojo.com and today we’re chatting with multi talented
today we’re chatting with multi talented
today we’re chatting with multi talented comedian jay Malone who thinks puppies
comedian jay Malone who thinks puppies
comedian jay Malone who thinks puppies are overrated it is you’ve had many
are overrated it is you’ve had many
are overrated it is you’ve had many accomplishments in your comedy career
accomplishments in your comedy career
accomplishments in your comedy career but let’s go back to the beginning how
but let’s go back to the beginning how
but let’s go back to the beginning how did you get started I’d woken up one
did you get started I’d woken up one
did you get started I’d woken up one morning and I had this idea like this
morning and I had this idea like this
morning and I had this idea like this dream for a bit that I would do like
dream for a bit that I would do like
dream for a bit that I would do like onstage yeah like my friend and I would
onstage yeah like my friend and I would
onstage yeah like my friend and I would always watch seinfeld but I never
always watch seinfeld but I never
always watch seinfeld but I never considered it and so I told him about
considered it and so I told him about
considered it and so I told him about this bit I remember we were playing
this bit I remember we were playing
this bit I remember we were playing tennis and he’s like yeah that’s pretty
tennis and he’s like yeah that’s pretty
tennis and he’s like yeah that’s pretty funny and so then literally the next day
funny and so then literally the next day
funny and so then literally the next day we were playing like video games and we
we were playing like video games and we
we were playing like video games and we heard on the radio there was like this
heard on the radio there was like this
heard on the radio there was like this contest that was being held downtown and
contest that was being held downtown and
contest that was being held downtown and he dared me to do it and I called up and
he dared me to do it and I called up and
he dared me to do it and I called up and they said we have one spot left it’s in
they said we have one spot left it’s in
they said we have one spot left it’s in two days you need eight minutes of
two days you need eight minutes of
two days you need eight minutes of material so it’s like I didn’t have
material so it’s like I didn’t have
material so it’s like I didn’t have enough time to freak out I just wrote
enough time to freak out I just wrote
enough time to freak out I just wrote eight minutes and went and did it and
eight minutes and went and did it and
eight minutes and went and did it and it’s funny because everything tanked
it’s funny because everything tanked
it’s funny because everything tanked except that one bit that I thought of
except that one bit that I thought of
except that one bit that I thought of you know almost like he had a dream type
you know almost like he had a dream type
you know almost like he had a dream type thing and then but it was just like the
thing and then but it was just like the
thing and then but it was just like the laughs I got from that one bit was just
laughs I got from that one bit was just
laughs I got from that one bit was just an immediate addiction only out to me is
an immediate addiction only out to me is
an immediate addiction only out to me is kind of like running a marathon and then
kind of like running a marathon and then
kind of like running a marathon and then right before the finish line you just do
right before the finish line you just do
right before the finish line you just do a belly flop on the sidewalk you believe
a belly flop on the sidewalk you believe
a belly flop on the sidewalk you believe it just see
it just see
it just see and like everybody’s been like a go-go
and like everybody’s been like a go-go
and like everybody’s been like a go-go what did you do that for why would you
what did you do that for why would you
what did you do that for why would you you really did everything you just get
you really did everything you just get
you really did everything you just get out my god I didn’t feel good at all I
out my god I didn’t feel good at all I
out my god I didn’t feel good at all I don’t know why I felt really strange and
don’t know why I felt really strange and
don’t know why I felt really strange and unnatural back then you’re a single guy
unnatural back then you’re a single guy
unnatural back then you’re a single guy through sat often talked about dating
through sat often talked about dating
through sat often talked about dating but now that you’re married how has it
but now that you’re married how has it
but now that you’re married how has it changed doesn’t really I’m disgusting I
changed doesn’t really I’m disgusting I
changed doesn’t really I’m disgusting I just you know out of sight out of mind
just you know out of sight out of mind
just you know out of sight out of mind right so she’s not here unless she’s
right so she’s not here unless she’s
right so she’s not here unless she’s right in front of me I’d know obviously
right in front of me I’d know obviously
right in front of me I’d know obviously I don’t know what you tell guys getting
I don’t know what you tell guys getting
I don’t know what you tell guys getting married is that you know sparkle in his
married is that you know sparkle in his
married is that you know sparkle in his eye that little glimmer it’s gone now
eye that little glimmer it’s gone now
eye that little glimmer it’s gone now it’s dead it doesn’t exist anymore she
it’s dead it doesn’t exist anymore she
it’s dead it doesn’t exist anymore she doesn’t really that’s my phone that’s my
doesn’t really that’s my phone that’s my
doesn’t really that’s my phone that’s my wife right now and that’s a family guy
wife right now and that’s a family guy
wife right now and that’s a family guy song I apologize um yes she’s like she
song I apologize um yes she’s like she
song I apologize um yes she’s like she could sense that I made that joke about
could sense that I made that joke about
could sense that I made that joke about cheating that is amazing um anyway so
cheating that is amazing um anyway so
cheating that is amazing um anyway so yeah so she she doesn’t I think she you
yeah so she she doesn’t I think she you
yeah so she she doesn’t I think she you you understand once he did a comedian
you understand once he did a comedian
you understand once he did a comedian they’re eventually gonna talk about the
they’re eventually gonna talk about the
they’re eventually gonna talk about the on stage I think that’s how it works you
on stage I think that’s how it works you
on stage I think that’s how it works you think about it it’s a lot like a leg of
think about it it’s a lot like a leg of
think about it it’s a lot like a leg of a caterpillar okay bear with me Cowboys
a caterpillar okay bear with me Cowboys
a caterpillar okay bear with me Cowboys down the was squirming around right free
down the was squirming around right free
down the was squirming around right free content happy not care in the world I
content happy not care in the world I
content happy not care in the world I think it’s wrapped up in a cocoon of
think it’s wrapped up in a cocoon of
think it’s wrapped up in a cocoon of engagement we’re all i can think and
engagement we’re all i can think and
engagement we’re all i can think and talk about our wedding dresses and plans
talk about our wedding dresses and plans
talk about our wedding dresses and plans and he gets cut off from the outside
and he gets cut off from the outside
and he gets cut off from the outside world right and the pressure pills to
world right and the pressure pills to
world right and the pressure pills to fill to build until he bursts out of the
fill to build until he bursts out of the
fill to build until he bursts out of the chapel a brand new husband butterfly
chapel a brand new husband butterfly
chapel a brand new husband butterfly right yeah then your wife suffocates you
right yeah then your wife suffocates you
right yeah then your wife suffocates you clipped your wings and pizza to a cork
clipped your wings and pizza to a cork
clipped your wings and pizza to a cork board so that’s awesome you’ve brought
board so that’s awesome you’ve brought
board so that’s awesome you’ve brought your talent of comedy into animation
your talent of comedy into animation
your talent of comedy into animation Krytos about your projects i get paid
Krytos about your projects i get paid
Krytos about your projects i get paid billions of dollars to hit golf balls
billions of dollars to hit golf balls
billions of dollars to hit golf balls okay i’m a phenomenon your kids will
okay i’m a phenomenon your kids will
okay i’m a phenomenon your kids will never reach my level chances are they’re
never reach my level chances are they’re
never reach my level chances are they’re just gonna grow up to have shitty jobs
just gonna grow up to have shitty jobs
just gonna grow up to have shitty jobs just like you i love animation i’m
just like you i love animation i’m
just like you i love animation i’m actually addicted it’s similar to stand
actually addicted it’s similar to stand
actually addicted it’s similar to stand up comedy in that nowadays with the
up comedy in that nowadays with the
up comedy in that nowadays with the technology i have like complete control
technology i have like complete control
technology i have like complete control like I don’t have I can do the animation
like I don’t have I can do the animation
like I don’t have I can do the animation the directing the writing I do most of
the directing the writing I do most of
the directing the writing I do most of the voices but then i’ll just get
the voices but then i’ll just get
the voices but then i’ll just get friends to help me do voices so I also
friends to help me do voices so I also
friends to help me do voices so I also have a bit of a god complex and
have a bit of a god complex and
have a bit of a god complex and uh animation is you can do anything you
uh animation is you can do anything you
uh animation is you can do anything you can create your own little world so you
can create your own little world so you
can create your own little world so you know if my animation skills become good
know if my animation skills become good
know if my animation skills become good enough and fast enough I’ll probably
enough and fast enough I’ll probably
enough and fast enough I’ll probably stop going out in public and just create
stop going out in public and just create
stop going out in public and just create my own universe it’s like my mentor ron
my own universe it’s like my mentor ron
my own universe it’s like my mentor ron jeremy always says it doesn’t matter
jeremy always says it doesn’t matter
jeremy always says it doesn’t matter where you’re getting a handjob the
where you’re getting a handjob the
where you’re getting a handjob the important thing is that you’re getting
important thing is that you’re getting
important thing is that you’re getting the handjob has common he ever provided
the handjob has common he ever provided
the handjob has common he ever provided you with some life wisdom it’s changed
you with some life wisdom it’s changed
you with some life wisdom it’s changed me a lot like I’ve developed a really
me a lot like I’ve developed a really
me a lot like I’ve developed a really sort of thick shell I think like I was I
sort of thick shell I think like I was I
sort of thick shell I think like I was I was always really really shy and I mean
was always really really shy and I mean
was always really really shy and I mean I was confident in certain things but
I was confident in certain things but
I was confident in certain things but not you know not a lot of things to be
not you know not a lot of things to be
not you know not a lot of things to be honest and stand-up comedy like once you
honest and stand-up comedy like once you
honest and stand-up comedy like once you do that once you get up and I mean your
do that once you get up and I mean your
do that once you get up and I mean your ego basically just gets torn in half for
ego basically just gets torn in half for
ego basically just gets torn in half for the first two years it just gets
the first two years it just gets
the first two years it just gets stripped down to absolutely nothing and
stripped down to absolutely nothing and
stripped down to absolutely nothing and so like now especially in LA like I go
so like now especially in LA like I go
so like now especially in LA like I go out for auditions and stuff and there’s
out for auditions and stuff and there’s
out for auditions and stuff and there’s like crazy people in the room that are
like crazy people in the room that are
like crazy people in the room that are like really important people and I don’t
like really important people and I don’t
like really important people and I don’t even care it doesn’t bother me at all
even care it doesn’t bother me at all
even care it doesn’t bother me at all because I’ve been on stage where 200
because I’ve been on stage where 200
because I’ve been on stage where 200 people have hated me and so it doesn’t
people have hated me and so it doesn’t
people have hated me and so it doesn’t matter anymore I would rather make out
matter anymore I would rather make out
matter anymore I would rather make out with an alley dog can kiss the baby I
with an alley dog can kiss the baby I
with an alley dog can kiss the baby I don’t even care I serious I am serious
don’t even care I serious I am serious
don’t even care I serious I am serious and I know what you’re saying that’s
and I know what you’re saying that’s
and I know what you’re saying that’s gross why because dogs lick their
gross why because dogs lick their
gross why because dogs lick their genitalia whatever that’s been
genitalia whatever that’s been
genitalia whatever that’s been well-documented let me tell you
well-documented let me tell you
well-documented let me tell you something they keep that shit tip-top
something they keep that shit tip-top
something they keep that shit tip-top okay yeah they do err constantly
okay yeah they do err constantly
okay yeah they do err constantly cleaning that okay if a dog can’t clean
cleaning that okay if a dog can’t clean
cleaning that okay if a dog can’t clean it’s a scruple you will drag that shit
it’s a scruple you will drag that shit
it’s a scruple you will drag that shit across the floor until it sparkles I
across the floor until it sparkles I
across the floor until it sparkles I want to take my chances with the dog
want to take my chances with the dog
want to take my chances with the dog well thank you is really great having
well thank you is really great having
well thank you is really great having you thank you very much I hope my quest
you thank you very much I hope my quest
you thank you very much I hope my quest or my answers weren’t too long so I tend
or my answers weren’t too long so I tend
or my answers weren’t too long so I tend to babble when it’s early it’s just like
to babble when it’s early it’s just like
to babble when it’s early it’s just like it’s like 11 we appreciate you for
it’s like 11 we appreciate you for
it’s like 11 we appreciate you for coming so early yeah and that’s what I
coming so early yeah and that’s what I
coming so early yeah and that’s what I was getting at I was fishing for your
was getting at I was fishing for your
was getting at I was fishing for your appreciation which I know thank you
appreciation which I know thank you
appreciation which I know thank you thanks a lot interview
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