they’re heavyweight icons of the action genre welcome to watchmojo.com and today
genre welcome to watchmojo.com and today
genre welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be pitting Arnold Schwarzenegger
we’ll be pitting Arnold Schwarzenegger
we’ll be pitting Arnold Schwarzenegger against Sylvester Stallone to see who
against Sylvester Stallone to see who
against Sylvester Stallone to see who casts the biggest shadow on the silver
casts the biggest shadow on the silver
casts the biggest shadow on the silver screen
screen
screen wish me luck I’m gonna need your quiet
wish me luck I’m gonna need your quiet
wish me luck I’m gonna need your quiet boy compared to me a quiet boy round one
boy compared to me a quiet boy round one
boy compared to me a quiet boy round one iconic roles as steroid enhanced men
iconic roles as steroid enhanced men
iconic roles as steroid enhanced men that make other actors look like they
that make other actors look like they
that make other actors look like they never went to the gym these two guys
never went to the gym these two guys
never went to the gym these two guys have starred in some pretty entertaining
have starred in some pretty entertaining
have starred in some pretty entertaining roles so let’s begin our showdown by
roles so let’s begin our showdown by
roles so let’s begin our showdown by highlighting the best screen personas of
highlighting the best screen personas of
highlighting the best screen personas of each let’s start with Arnie known the
each let’s start with Arnie known the
each let’s start with Arnie known the world over as Conan the Barbarian and
world over as Conan the Barbarian and
world over as Conan the Barbarian and the Terminator this austrian-born muscle
the Terminator this austrian-born muscle
the Terminator this austrian-born muscle man has become an icon for having
man has become an icon for having
man has become an icon for having defeated the predator surviving a deadly
defeated the predator surviving a deadly
defeated the predator surviving a deadly reality game show in the running man
reality game show in the running man
reality game show in the running man fighting to escape Mars and Total Recall
fighting to escape Mars and Total Recall
fighting to escape Mars and Total Recall and his catchphrase spouting army
and his catchphrase spouting army
and his catchphrase spouting army Special Agent John matrix in commando on
Special Agent John matrix in commando on
Special Agent John matrix in commando on the other hand Stallone has made it big
the other hand Stallone has made it big
the other hand Stallone has made it big as Vietnam War veteran John Rambo and
as Vietnam War veteran John Rambo and
as Vietnam War veteran John Rambo and the heavyweight champion of the world
the heavyweight champion of the world
the heavyweight champion of the world Rocky Balboa when not in the ring he
Rocky Balboa when not in the ring he
Rocky Balboa when not in the ring he administered street justice as Judge
administered street justice as Judge
administered street justice as Judge Dredd played a rule breaking cop in
Dredd played a rule breaking cop in
Dredd played a rule breaking cop in tango and cash and saved the future in
tango and cash and saved the future in
tango and cash and saved the future in demolition man just to be fair they’re
demolition man just to be fair they’re
demolition man just to be fair they’re both equally iconic and symbolic of the
both equally iconic and symbolic of the
both equally iconic and symbolic of the 80s so we’ll start this matchup with a
80s so we’ll start this matchup with a
80s so we’ll start this matchup with a tie and move on to the really important
tie and move on to the really important
tie and move on to the really important stuff that makes these guys so loveable
stuff that makes these guys so loveable
stuff that makes these guys so loveable round 2 ability to enunciate being an
round 2 ability to enunciate being an
round 2 ability to enunciate being an action star isn’t about acting or using
action star isn’t about acting or using
action star isn’t about acting or using big words
big words
big words it’s about blowing stuff up that being
it’s about blowing stuff up that being
it’s about blowing stuff up that being said we’re giving this point to the star
said we’re giving this point to the star
said we’re giving this point to the star that can better rip through his
that can better rip through his
that can better rip through his syllables and have us understand how he
syllables and have us understand how he
syllables and have us understand how he feels and what he wants I mean I have
feels and what he wants I mean I have
feels and what he wants I mean I have the guy and you let them get away look
the guy and you let them get away look
the guy and you let them get away look at the winner talk to you what kind of a
at the winner talk to you what kind of a
at the winner talk to you what kind of a cop are you anyway no one helping say
cop are you anyway no one helping say
cop are you anyway no one helping say there we go oh my god we get all my legs
there we go oh my god we get all my legs
there we go oh my god we get all my legs I want to go up Johnny
I want to go up Johnny
I want to go up Johnny chocolate chubby I do a wagon despite
chocolate chubby I do a wagon despite
chocolate chubby I do a wagon despite his thick accent Schwarzenegger takes
his thick accent Schwarzenegger takes
his thick accent Schwarzenegger takes his time and focuses on what he has to
his time and focuses on what he has to
his time and focuses on what he has to say winner
say winner
say winner Arnie you tell me who set us up I don’t
Arnie you tell me who set us up I don’t
Arnie you tell me who set us up I don’t know yet yeah you don’t know shit round
know yet yeah you don’t know shit round
know yet yeah you don’t know shit round three memorable catchphrases being able
three memorable catchphrases being able
three memorable catchphrases being able to talk and fill us in on what’s
to talk and fill us in on what’s
to talk and fill us in on what’s happening is
happening is
happening is one thing but spouting kick-ass
one thing but spouting kick-ass
one thing but spouting kick-ass one-liners is the heart and soul of the
one-liners is the heart and soul of the
one-liners is the heart and soul of the action film genre let’s take a look at
action film genre let’s take a look at
action film genre let’s take a look at their biggest lines live for nothing but
their biggest lines live for nothing but
their biggest lines live for nothing but die for something your funny guy Sully I
die for something your funny guy Sully I
die for something your funny guy Sully I like you that’s what I’m going to kill
like you that’s what I’m going to kill
like you that’s what I’m going to kill you last I’m happy that you’re happy but
you last I’m happy that you’re happy but
you last I’m happy that you’re happy but the place where you’re supposed to have
the place where you’re supposed to have
the place where you’re supposed to have the toilet paper you got this little
the toilet paper you got this little
the toilet paper you got this little shelf with three seashells on let off
shelf with three seashells on let off
shelf with three seashells on let off some steam Bennett the disease I’m gonna
some steam Bennett the disease I’m gonna
some steam Bennett the disease I’m gonna cure hasta la vista baby
but I hope you live enough room for my
but I hope you live enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into
fist because I’m going to ram it into
fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break you got em when
your stomach and break you got em when
your stomach and break you got em when the 15 you’re coming out how to do
the 15 you’re coming out how to do
the 15 you’re coming out how to do Stallone is set a lot but very little of
Stallone is set a lot but very little of
Stallone is set a lot but very little of it has stuck with us our knee on the
it has stuck with us our knee on the
it has stuck with us our knee on the other hand rounds out the vocal
other hand rounds out the vocal
other hand rounds out the vocal categories with dozens of still popular
categories with dozens of still popular
categories with dozens of still popular and oftentimes hilarious quips winner
and oftentimes hilarious quips winner
and oftentimes hilarious quips winner Arnie round for use of weapons these two
Arnie round for use of weapons these two
Arnie round for use of weapons these two have fired almost every type of weapon
have fired almost every type of weapon
have fired almost every type of weapon imaginable that being said Stallone has
imaginable that being said Stallone has
imaginable that being said Stallone has been more creative
been more creative
been more creative sure Arnie has killed an enemy by
sure Arnie has killed an enemy by
sure Arnie has killed an enemy by throwing a pipe through his chest but
throwing a pipe through his chest but
throwing a pipe through his chest but Stallone is credited with firing heavy
Stallone is credited with firing heavy
Stallone is credited with firing heavy machine guns from one arm using
machine guns from one arm using
machine guns from one arm using electrified mattresses to fry as captors
electrified mattresses to fry as captors
electrified mattresses to fry as captors lasting enemy bases with explosive
lasting enemy bases with explosive
lasting enemy bases with explosive arrows and using the biggest steak knife
arrows and using the biggest steak knife
arrows and using the biggest steak knife we’ve ever seen winner Stallone
we’ve ever seen winner Stallone
we’ve ever seen winner Stallone don’t push it don’t push it I’ll give
don’t push it don’t push it I’ll give
don’t push it don’t push it I’ll give you a war you’ll believe round five
you a war you’ll believe round five
you a war you’ll believe round five muscles and hand-to-hand combat Stallone
muscles and hand-to-hand combat Stallone
muscles and hand-to-hand combat Stallone is a mean muscle machine whereas Arnie
is a mean muscle machine whereas Arnie
is a mean muscle machine whereas Arnie was mr. universe
was mr. universe
was mr. universe over the years the two of swap places
over the years the two of swap places
over the years the two of swap places and Sylvester is still going strong as a
and Sylvester is still going strong as a
and Sylvester is still going strong as a muscle clad hero in his 60s while we
muscle clad hero in his 60s while we
muscle clad hero in his 60s while we applaud Stallone’s continued efforts in
applaud Stallone’s continued efforts in
applaud Stallone’s continued efforts in the gym Arnie was once a behemoth of a
the gym Arnie was once a behemoth of a
the gym Arnie was once a behemoth of a man that could unquestionably sell
man that could unquestionably sell
man that could unquestionably sell himself as a barbarian and a lumbering
himself as a barbarian and a lumbering
himself as a barbarian and a lumbering cyborg assassin winner Arnie
cyborg assassin winner Arnie
cyborg assassin winner Arnie by a score of four to two we give this
by a score of four to two we give this
by a score of four to two we give this showdown to the Governator himself on
showdown to the Governator himself on
showdown to the Governator himself on the basis of being able to understand
the basis of being able to understand
the basis of being able to understand him talk deliver kick-ass one-liners and
him talk deliver kick-ass one-liners and
him talk deliver kick-ass one-liners and for being a raw force of physical
for being a raw force of physical
for being a raw force of physical strength I’ll be back
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