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How To Survive Thanksgiving With Your Crazy Family


I’m a man and I’m Deanne and we’re here

I’m a man and I’m Deanne and we’re here with watchmojo.com to talk about

with watchmojo.com to talk about

with watchmojo.com to talk about surviving Thanksgiving with your crazy

surviving Thanksgiving with your crazy

surviving Thanksgiving with your crazy family so what is Thanksgiving like at

family so what is Thanksgiving like at

family so what is Thanksgiving like at your home mine is very different instead

your home mine is very different instead

your home mine is very different instead of the cranberry sauce and the the yams

of the cranberry sauce and the the yams

of the cranberry sauce and the the yams we have like tabbouleh and hamas and

we have like tabbouleh and hamas and

we have like tabbouleh and hamas and falafels and stuff like that so it’s

falafels and stuff like that so it’s

falafels and stuff like that so it’s very middle-eastern we still have the

very middle-eastern we still have the

very middle-eastern we still have the turkey but very Middle Eastern style

turkey but very Middle Eastern style

turkey but very Middle Eastern style stuffed with love and Arab spices smelly

stuffed with love and Arab spices smelly

stuffed with love and Arab spices smelly but it’s delicious it’s very

but it’s delicious it’s very

but it’s delicious it’s very traditionally American over at my house

traditionally American over at my house

traditionally American over at my house everything you said yours isn’t mine is

everything you said yours isn’t mine is

everything you said yours isn’t mine is yams cranberry sauce turkey a lot of

yams cranberry sauce turkey a lot of

yams cranberry sauce turkey a lot of black olives for some reason pumpkin pie

black olives for some reason pumpkin pie

black olives for some reason pumpkin pie pumpkin pie mincemeat pie we’ve been

pumpkin pie mincemeat pie we’ve been

pumpkin pie mincemeat pie we’ve been having that my whole life I still don’t

having that my whole life I still don’t

having that my whole life I still don’t even know what it is and I’ve never

even know what it is and I’ve never

even know what it is and I’ve never tried it because it sounds disgusting

tried it because it sounds disgusting

tried it because it sounds disgusting mincemeat pie apple pie apple pie people

mincemeat pie apple pie apple pie people

mincemeat pie apple pie apple pie people go all out and they get drunk they get

go all out and they get drunk they get

go all out and they get drunk they get secretly drunk family often want to pry

secretly drunk family often want to pry

secretly drunk family often want to pry into your private lives how do you avoid

into your private lives how do you avoid

into your private lives how do you avoid any questions on why you’re still single

any questions on why you’re still single

any questions on why you’re still single like I said I’m a Middle Eastern woman

like I said I’m a Middle Eastern woman

like I said I’m a Middle Eastern woman I’m 29 years old which means I’m 92 in

I’m 29 years old which means I’m 92 in

I’m 29 years old which means I’m 92 in my parents eyes cuz we read from right

my parents eyes cuz we read from right

my parents eyes cuz we read from right to left you know what I’m saying and

to left you know what I’m saying and

to left you know what I’m saying and it’s a disaster

it’s a disaster

it’s a disaster I could win an Oscar get a Nobel Peace

I could win an Oscar get a Nobel Peace

I could win an Oscar get a Nobel Peace Prize find the cure for cancer and AIDS

Prize find the cure for cancer and AIDS

Prize find the cure for cancer and AIDS and my parents will still ask me why am

and my parents will still ask me why am

and my parents will still ask me why am i single it’s horrible just tell them

i single it’s horrible just tell them

i single it’s horrible just tell them you’re gay without working your family

you’re gay without working your family

you’re gay without working your family oh my god they’d kill me they’d have a

oh my god they’d kill me they’d have a

oh my god they’d kill me they’d have a heart attack they would and how do you

heart attack they would and how do you

heart attack they would and how do you avoid questions on when you’re gonna set

avoid questions on when you’re gonna set

avoid questions on when you’re gonna set the date if you are in a relationship

the date if you are in a relationship

the date if you are in a relationship again yes for there and in the u.s. I’m

again yes for there and in the u.s. I’m

again yes for there and in the u.s. I’m gay you need to change your vote if you

gay you need to change your vote if you

gay you need to change your vote if you want that to happen you know you could

want that to happen you know you could

want that to happen you know you could do because it’s a personal question when

do because it’s a personal question when

do because it’s a personal question when you’re gonna get married so I say turn

you’re gonna get married so I say turn

you’re gonna get married so I say turn it back on your family and just hit them

it back on your family and just hit them

it back on your family and just hit them with one of these like you know what

with one of these like you know what

with one of these like you know what we’re having plenty of sex as it is now

we’re having plenty of sex as it is now

we’re having plenty of sex as it is now things are hot and heavy in the bedroom

things are hot and heavy in the bedroom

things are hot and heavy in the bedroom and I don’t want to mess that up by

and I don’t want to mess that up by

and I don’t want to mess that up by putting a ring on the finger what are

putting a ring on the finger what are

putting a ring on the finger what are some ideas for a small talk around

some ideas for a small talk around

some ideas for a small talk around Thanksgiving a good conversation to

Thanksgiving a good conversation to

Thanksgiving a good conversation to bring up if you’re from a family like

bring up if you’re from a family like

bring up if you’re from a family like mine is like oh man like that

mine is like oh man like that

mine is like oh man like that colonization and decimation of a whole

colonization and decimation of a whole

colonization and decimation of a whole peoples that really worked out for us

peoples that really worked out for us

peoples that really worked out for us didn’t it remember just hi

didn’t it remember just hi

didn’t it remember just hi we do talk about the weather a lot my

we do talk about the weather a lot my

we do talk about the weather a lot my parents always go over we came to this

parents always go over we came to this

parents always go over we came to this country so you could get an education

country so you could get an education

country so you could get an education and be married and we’re stuck in this

and be married and we’re stuck in this

and be married and we’re stuck in this winter and it’s minus 40 and then we get

winter and it’s minus 40 and then we get

winter and it’s minus 40 and then we get into weather conversations so I guess

into weather conversations so I guess

into weather conversations so I guess the weather the weather is a good

the weather the weather is a good

the weather the weather is a good distraction there’s another way to take

distraction there’s another way to take

distraction there’s another way to take it though if it’s your family you

it though if it’s your family you

it though if it’s your family you shouldn’t have to small talk like isn’t

shouldn’t have to small talk like isn’t

shouldn’t have to small talk like isn’t that what families are for it should be

that what families are for it should be

that what families are for it should be all like you know I’m not in a

all like you know I’m not in a

all like you know I’m not in a relationship because you didn’t love me

relationship because you didn’t love me

relationship because you didn’t love me enough

enough

enough that’s you have anger issues that kind

that’s you have anger issues that kind

that’s you have anger issues that kind of you should be able to dig right into

of you should be able to dig right into

of you should be able to dig right into it with your family they play the guilt

it with your family they play the guilt

it with your family they play the guilt card I can do it do you have any final

card I can do it do you have any final

card I can do it do you have any final words of advice for us don’t go to my

words of advice for us don’t go to my

words of advice for us don’t go to my mom’s house genuinely a genuine coping

mom’s house genuinely a genuine coping

mom’s house genuinely a genuine coping mechanism would be like planning things

mechanism would be like planning things

mechanism would be like planning things with your friends you know so that your

with your friends you know so that your

with your friends you know so that your family time is limited to like I’m here

family time is limited to like I’m here

family time is limited to like I’m here from three to five and then I’m going

from three to five and then I’m going

from three to five and then I’m going with my friends we’re doing something

with my friends we’re doing something

with my friends we’re doing something else that’s one way Thanksgiving is the

else that’s one way Thanksgiving is the

else that’s one way Thanksgiving is the season to be thankful so what are you

season to be thankful so what are you

season to be thankful so what are you ladies most thankful for I’m so

ladies most thankful for I’m so

ladies most thankful for I’m so depressed after this conversation well

depressed after this conversation well

depressed after this conversation well thanks ladies is really great having you

thanks ladies is really great having you

thanks ladies is really great having you thanks for nothing

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