it’s time for the final fact and it is Michael’s my fact is one hundred percent
Michael’s my fact is one hundred percent
Michael’s my fact is one hundred percent pasteurized brilliance this is going to
pasteurized brilliance this is going to
pasteurized brilliance this is going to surprise you guys but it’s also going to
surprise you guys but it’s also going to
surprise you guys but it’s also going to delight you cows with names produce more
delight you cows with names produce more
delight you cows with names produce more milk than cows that don’t have names did
milk than cows that don’t have names did
milk than cows that don’t have names did you know that no i believe it’s
you know that no i believe it’s
you know that no i believe it’s pronounced know so do they know they
pronounced know so do they know they
pronounced know so do they know they have a name how’s happen to be dumb but
have a name how’s happen to be dumb but
have a name how’s happen to be dumb but uh it’s it well you say it to them yeah
uh it’s it well you say it to them yeah
uh it’s it well you say it to them yeah you say you say there’s a bassy but
you say you say there’s a bassy but
you say you say there’s a bassy but why’d you say what’s up girl and like
why’d you say what’s up girl and like
why’d you say what’s up girl and like you forget their name like you run into
you forget their name like you run into
you forget their name like you run into the chemistry you’re like there she is
the chemistry you’re like there she is
the chemistry you’re like there she is you don’t know their name the cow goes
you don’t know their name the cow goes
you don’t know their name the cow goes along with it but inside is like oh god
along with it but inside is like oh god
along with it but inside is like oh god never remembers my name so that yes so
never remembers my name so that yes so
never remembers my name so that yes so you’re saying basically it’s affection
you’re saying basically it’s affection
you’re saying basically it’s affection basically more relaxed cows more loved
basically more relaxed cows more loved
basically more relaxed cows more loved cows right reduce more milk because
cows right reduce more milk because
cows right reduce more milk because they’re more relaxed and love on a cow
they’re more relaxed and love on a cow
they’re more relaxed and love on a cow it’ll get back I’m not exactly saying
it’ll get back I’m not exactly saying
it’ll get back I’m not exactly saying that I’m not exactly okay right that
that I’m not exactly okay right that
that I’m not exactly okay right that kind of makes sense right cuz like
kind of makes sense right cuz like
kind of makes sense right cuz like plants like if you talk to your plants
plants like if you talk to your plants
plants like if you talk to your plants they grow more hmm if you uh talk to
they grow more hmm if you uh talk to
they grow more hmm if you uh talk to your kids they grow more yeah that’s
your kids they grow more yeah that’s
your kids they grow more yeah that’s what I haven’t been doing oh that’s a
what I haven’t been doing oh that’s a
what I haven’t been doing oh that’s a very a lot of sense if I didn’t we
very a lot of sense if I didn’t we
very a lot of sense if I didn’t we didn’t name our third kid and doesn’t
didn’t name our third kid and doesn’t
didn’t name our third kid and doesn’t give you a lot of milk not doing so well
give you a lot of milk not doing so well
give you a lot of milk not doing so well not doing so well alright well folks
not doing so well alright well folks
not doing so well alright well folks prepared to watch the best fact of the
prepared to watch the best fact of the
prepared to watch the best fact of the night courtesy of me
cows lovely aren’t they no just me fair
cows lovely aren’t they no just me fair enough but we all like a latte in the
enough but we all like a latte in the
enough but we all like a latte in the morning right well for that we owe cows
morning right well for that we owe cows
morning right well for that we owe cows some thanks maybe we could treat them a
some thanks maybe we could treat them a
some thanks maybe we could treat them a little more like equals by giving them
little more like equals by giving them
little more like equals by giving them names but is it true that cows with
names but is it true that cows with
names but is it true that cows with names will produce more milk cows are
names will produce more milk cows are
names will produce more milk cows are intelligent animals and just as humans
intelligent animals and just as humans
intelligent animals and just as humans respond better to the personal touch so
respond better to the personal touch so
respond better to the personal touch so do cows and improving the human animal
do cows and improving the human animal
do cows and improving the human animal relationship on that farm will lead to
relationship on that farm will lead to
relationship on that farm will lead to happier cows as stress cows which would
happier cows as stress cows which would
happier cows as stress cows which would be better behaved and produce more milk
be better behaved and produce more milk
be better behaved and produce more milk I find that utterly fantastic so let’s
I find that utterly fantastic so let’s
I find that utterly fantastic so let’s put it to the test to do this we’ll need
put it to the test to do this we’ll need
put it to the test to do this we’ll need to separate dairy herds first up is
to separate dairy herds first up is
to separate dairy herds first up is farmer mark billingham I’ve got 89
farmer mark billingham I’ve got 89
farmer mark billingham I’ve got 89 milking cows they’re all individuals so
milking cows they’re all individuals so
milking cows they’re all individuals so of personality and I know everyone by
of personality and I know everyone by
of personality and I know everyone by name there’s baby penny Nora dazzle
name there’s baby penny Nora dazzle
name there’s baby penny Nora dazzle fanny oh such lovely names at least
fanny oh such lovely names at least
fanny oh such lovely names at least there’s no blue ivy or Northwest in the
there’s no blue ivy or Northwest in the
there’s no blue ivy or Northwest in the bunch anyway at our second farm it’s a
bunch anyway at our second farm it’s a
bunch anyway at our second farm it’s a different story none of my guys have
different story none of my guys have
different story none of my guys have names they’re Caillou’s nuts people meet
names they’re Caillou’s nuts people meet
names they’re Caillou’s nuts people meet Mark Taylor and has heard of nameless
Mark Taylor and has heard of nameless
Mark Taylor and has heard of nameless cows there’s a 21-18 37 821 123 you get
cows there’s a 21-18 37 821 123 you get
cows there’s a 21-18 37 821 123 you get the picture
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