what happens if you go out there and you tell your jokes no one laughs nothing
tell your jokes no one laughs nothing
tell your jokes no one laughs nothing happens you get paid the same you’re not
happens you get paid the same you’re not
happens you get paid the same you’re not gonna die do you ever want to do
gonna die do you ever want to do
gonna die do you ever want to do something great in your life you’re
something great in your life you’re
something great in your life you’re gonna have to realize your failures are
gonna have to realize your failures are
gonna have to realize your failures are gonna have it embracive and figure out
gonna have it embracive and figure out
gonna have it embracive and figure out how to overcome Dave Chappelle is the
how to overcome Dave Chappelle is the
how to overcome Dave Chappelle is the baddest person to touch a microphone
baddest person to touch a microphone
baddest person to touch a microphone that’s alive right now
that’s alive right now
that’s alive right now what’s that believe nation it’s Evan my
what’s that believe nation it’s Evan my
what’s that believe nation it’s Evan my one word is believe and I believe in you
one word is believe and I believe in you
one word is believe and I believe in you I believe in your potential and I want
I believe in your potential and I want
I believe in your potential and I want to see that thing that you’ve got inside
to see that thing that you’ve got inside
to see that thing that you’ve got inside you explode out into the world to have a
you explode out into the world to have a
you explode out into the world to have a big impact for you your family and the
big impact for you your family and the
big impact for you your family and the world so to help you on your journey
world so to help you on your journey
world so to help you on your journey today we’re gonna learn from Comedy
today we’re gonna learn from Comedy
today we’re gonna learn from Comedy Central’s number one stand-up comedian
Central’s number one stand-up comedian
Central’s number one stand-up comedian of all time Dave Chappelle and my take
of all time Dave Chappelle and my take
of all time Dave Chappelle and my take on his top 10 rules of success rule
on his top 10 rules of success rule
on his top 10 rules of success rule number four is my personal favorite and
number four is my personal favorite and
number four is my personal favorite and I’d love to know which one you guys like
I’d love to know which one you guys like
I’d love to know which one you guys like the best and as always guys as you’re
the best and as always guys as you’re
the best and as always guys as you’re watching if you hear something that
watching if you hear something that
watching if you hear something that really really resonates with you please
really really resonates with you please
really really resonates with you please leave it down the comments below and put
leave it down the comments below and put
leave it down the comments below and put quotes around it so other people can be
quotes around it so other people can be
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inspired and when you write it down it’s much more likely to stick for yourself
much more likely to stick for yourself
much more likely to stick for yourself as well enjoy
do you remember how Dave first
do you remember how Dave first discovered comedy yes I do yes I do dr.
discovered comedy yes I do yes I do dr.
discovered comedy yes I do yes I do dr. Yvonne Seon is Dave Chappelle’s mother
Yvonne Seon is Dave Chappelle’s mother
Yvonne Seon is Dave Chappelle’s mother she’s a minister and a college professor
she’s a minister and a college professor
she’s a minister and a college professor I think the moment he decided to be a
I think the moment he decided to be a
I think the moment he decided to be a comedian was a day that he had to decide
comedian was a day that he had to decide
comedian was a day that he had to decide whether not to sign up for the second
whether not to sign up for the second
whether not to sign up for the second week of basketball camp and he called
week of basketball camp and he called
week of basketball camp and he called home he said mom you said there guys
home he said mom you said there guys
home he said mom you said there guys here who are bigger than I am run faster
here who are bigger than I am run faster
here who are bigger than I am run faster jump higher
jump higher
jump higher everybody was better than me but I had
everybody was better than me but I had
everybody was better than me but I had them all cracking up so I figured Livie
them all cracking up so I figured Livie
them all cracking up so I figured Livie let me tweak my vision let’s look at my
let me tweak my vision let’s look at my
let me tweak my vision let’s look at my old high school just in encourage the
old high school just in encourage the
old high school just in encourage the kids and I told them straight up I said
kids and I told them straight up I said
kids and I told them straight up I said if y’all wanna make it out of this
if y’all wanna make it out of this
if y’all wanna make it out of this ghetto you’re gonna have to stop blaming
ghetto you’re gonna have to stop blaming
ghetto you’re gonna have to stop blaming the white people for your problems
the white people for your problems
the white people for your problems you’re gonna have to focus and you were
you’re gonna have to focus and you were
you’re gonna have to focus and you were gonna have to learn how to rap or play
gonna have to learn how to rap or play
gonna have to learn how to rap or play basketball or something you’re trapped
basketball or something you’re trapped
basketball or something you’re trapped nigga you are trapped either do that’ll
nigga you are trapped either do that’ll
nigga you are trapped either do that’ll sell crack rocks that’s the only way
sell crack rocks that’s the only way
sell crack rocks that’s the only way I’ve seen it work when I was maybe 19 I
I’ve seen it work when I was maybe 19 I
I’ve seen it work when I was maybe 19 I opened for Aretha Franklin at Radio City
opened for Aretha Franklin at Radio City
opened for Aretha Franklin at Radio City wow yeah
looking back on it I’m sure she didn’t
looking back on it I’m sure she didn’t choose me herself
but it was great it was it was bad I was
but it was great it was it was bad I was gonna go back as a headliner oh my god
gonna go back as a headliner oh my god
gonna go back as a headliner oh my god but 19 and liked it when I was 19 I had
but 19 and liked it when I was 19 I had
but 19 and liked it when I was 19 I had a paper rod but did we’re looking back
a paper rod but did we’re looking back
a paper rod but did we’re looking back on it were you prepared at 19 for that
on it were you prepared at 19 for that
on it were you prepared at 19 for that kind of a gig yeah it was 15 minutes I
kind of a gig yeah it was 15 minutes I
kind of a gig yeah it was 15 minutes I had about 30 minutes then mm-hmm you
had about 30 minutes then mm-hmm you
had about 30 minutes then mm-hmm you know I was prepared enough yeah I mean
know I was prepared enough yeah I mean
know I was prepared enough yeah I mean was I as good as a wreath of Franklin no
was I as good as a wreath of Franklin no
was I as good as a wreath of Franklin no no well my job is just to get people
no well my job is just to get people
no well my job is just to get people used to looking at the stage I’m the
used to looking at the stage I’m the
used to looking at the stage I’m the opening act
opening act
opening act yeah it mattered to me if I did good but
yeah it mattered to me if I did good but
yeah it mattered to me if I did good but nobody really cared is this you know a
nobody really cared is this you know a
nobody really cared is this you know a big gig like this they they have a
big gig like this they they have a
big gig like this they they have a rehearsal do they have a walkthrough
rehearsal do they have a walkthrough
rehearsal do they have a walkthrough they have like a sound checks and that
they have like a sound checks and that
they have like a sound checks and that kind of thing I don’t know
I imagine no big sound check you know
I imagine no big sound check you know you could either go what send a guy
you could either go what send a guy
you could either go what send a guy right
right
right wouldn’t you were 19 did you go for a
wouldn’t you were 19 did you go for a
wouldn’t you were 19 did you go for a sound check well I skipped it which was
sound check well I skipped it which was
sound check well I skipped it which was a terrible mistake that was a mistake
a terrible mistake that was a mistake
a terrible mistake that was a mistake that was a terrible mistake I skip the
that was a terrible mistake I skip the
that was a terrible mistake I skip the sound check
sound check
sound check and nobody could hear me for the first
and nobody could hear me for the first
and nobody could hear me for the first three minutes but you know you know what
three minutes but you know you know what
three minutes but you know you know what it is Dave you’ve been a stand-up for
it is Dave you’ve been a stand-up for
it is Dave you’ve been a stand-up for many years and and you know you probably
many years and and you know you probably
many years and and you know you probably get that question when people tell my
get that question when people tell my
get that question when people tell my god you’re a comedian well what happens
god you’re a comedian well what happens
god you’re a comedian well what happens if you go out there and you tell your
if you go out there and you tell your
if you go out there and you tell your jokes and no one laughs nothing happens
jokes and no one laughs nothing happens
jokes and no one laughs nothing happens you get paid the same you’re not gonna
you get paid the same you’re not gonna
you get paid the same you’re not gonna die and a bad happen so I keep it all in
die and a bad happen so I keep it all in
die and a bad happen so I keep it all in perspective where key and Peele became
perspective where key and Peele became
perspective where key and Peele became the comedians to watch I think there was
the comedians to watch I think there was
the comedians to watch I think there was a speculation that Dave doesn’t like key
a speculation that Dave doesn’t like key
a speculation that Dave doesn’t like key and Peele or Dave thinks okay no I’m a
and Peele or Dave thinks okay no I’m a
and Peele or Dave thinks okay no I’m a fan of this show you know when I did
fan of this show you know when I did
fan of this show you know when I did Chappelle’s Show
Chappelle’s Show
Chappelle’s Show there were certain conventions of the
there were certain conventions of the
there were certain conventions of the show that the network resisted and I
show that the network resisted and I
show that the network resisted and I fought the network very hard so that
fought the network very hard so that
fought the network very hard so that those conventions could come to fruition
those conventions could come to fruition
those conventions could come to fruition we are looking for a Clayton Bigsby look
we are looking for a Clayton Bigsby look
we are looking for a Clayton Bigsby look now further fella you found me the first
now further fella you found me the first
now further fella you found me the first episode I do that black white
episode I do that black white
episode I do that black white supremacist kitchen it’s like that’s ten
supremacist kitchen it’s like that’s ten
supremacist kitchen it’s like that’s ten minutes long it should be five minutes
minutes long it should be five minutes
minutes long it should be five minutes now why should it be five minutes long
now why should it be five minutes long
now why should it be five minutes long like these types of converters and I
like these types of converters and I
like these types of converters and I fought very hard so when I watch can
fought very hard so when I watch can
fought very hard so when I watch can appeal and I see they’re doing the
appeal and I see they’re doing the
appeal and I see they’re doing the format that I created and at the end of
format that I created and at the end of
format that I created and at the end of the show us is created by an appeal that
the show us is created by an appeal that
the show us is created by an appeal that hurts my feelings
whenever I hear likely fled to South a
whenever I hear likely fled to South a become like me and I walked out I walked
become like me and I walked out I walked
become like me and I walked out I walked by John way but I wasn’t walking away
by John way but I wasn’t walking away
by John way but I wasn’t walking away from money I was walking away from the
from money I was walking away from the
from money I was walking away from the perfect storm of food I told you I was
perfect storm of food I told you I was
perfect storm of food I told you I was an insane asylum they told you maybe he
an insane asylum they told you maybe he
an insane asylum they told you maybe he smokes crap
smokes crap
smokes crap they told you everything but the truth
they told you everything but the truth
they told you everything but the truth may be corporate America with human
may be corporate America with human
may be corporate America with human beings like their products in
beings like their products in
beings like their products in investments maybe brings into the world
investments maybe brings into the world
investments maybe brings into the world and says this 50 million dollars as pile
and says this 50 million dollars as pile
and says this 50 million dollars as pile of money it’s all for you and when you
of money it’s all for you and when you
of money it’s all for you and when you try to grab it it just goes right on top
try to grab it it just goes right on top
try to grab it it just goes right on top I don’t want to be co-opted or severity
I don’t want to be co-opted or severity
I don’t want to be co-opted or severity I don’t want to be my own worst enemy or
I don’t want to be my own worst enemy or
I don’t want to be my own worst enemy or be used against myself Dave Chappelle is
be used against myself Dave Chappelle is
be used against myself Dave Chappelle is the baddest person to touch a microphone
the baddest person to touch a microphone
the baddest person to touch a microphone that’s alive right now I mean I will say
that’s alive right now I mean I will say
that’s alive right now I mean I will say it and I will I will stand by it
it and I will I will stand by it
it and I will I will stand by it me and Chris Rock we’re at a show we’re
me and Chris Rock we’re at a show we’re
me and Chris Rock we’re at a show we’re about to leave no money and Chris Rock
about to leave no money and Chris Rock
about to leave no money and Chris Rock we were um we’re at the Comedy Cellar
we were um we’re at the Comedy Cellar
we were um we’re at the Comedy Cellar and it says this night is it’s one of
and it says this night is it’s one of
and it says this night is it’s one of the best nights of comedy like just by
the best nights of comedy like just by
the best nights of comedy like just by accident I go I just want to work
accident I go I just want to work
accident I go I just want to work although I’m cool
although I’m cool
although I’m cool I just want to work on some jokes as I’m
I just want to work on some jokes as I’m
I just want to work on some jokes as I’m going onstage Chris Rock walks in the
going onstage Chris Rock walks in the
going onstage Chris Rock walks in the door I go what up Chris what you know
door I go what up Chris what you know
door I go what up Chris what you know you gonna you know yeah I was I was
you gonna you know yeah I was I was
you gonna you know yeah I was I was gonna work out I thought I might to go
gonna work out I thought I might to go
gonna work out I thought I might to go up now I’m gonna come down I’m come down
up now I’m gonna come down I’m come down
up now I’m gonna come down I’m come down i watch save it some funny stuff like
i watch save it some funny stuff like
i watch save it some funny stuff like that’s that’s what comedians are
that’s that’s what comedians are
that’s that’s what comedians are supposed to do we’re supposed to watch
supposed to do we’re supposed to watch
supposed to do we’re supposed to watch and hey I got something funny for you
and hey I got something funny for you
and hey I got something funny for you because I sense of humor is all
because I sense of humor is all
because I sense of humor is all different I come off Chris giving me
different I come off Chris giving me
different I come off Chris giving me notes where laughing I go you going up
notes where laughing I go you going up
notes where laughing I go you going up you say yeah i’ma go up now it’s alright
you say yeah i’ma go up now it’s alright
you say yeah i’ma go up now it’s alright I’ll do the same I sit in the back Chris
I’ll do the same I sit in the back Chris
I’ll do the same I sit in the back Chris goes you weren’t cemetary gets all hey
goes you weren’t cemetary gets all hey
goes you weren’t cemetary gets all hey look this is funny this is funny as hell
look this is funny this is funny as hell
look this is funny this is funny as hell what do you say this and oh good good we
what do you say this and oh good good we
what do you say this and oh good good we just shoot Chappelle comes in yeah what
just shoot Chappelle comes in yeah what
just shoot Chappelle comes in yeah what up god hey y’all go up already yeah we
up god hey y’all go up already yeah we
up god hey y’all go up already yeah we just went up you own up yeah I real
just went up you own up yeah I real
just went up you own up yeah I real watch man Chris sit in the back dave was
watch man Chris sit in the back dave was
watch man Chris sit in the back dave was up probably for 20 minutes there was a
up probably for 20 minutes there was a
up probably for 20 minutes there was a moment where me and Chris looked at
moment where me and Chris looked at
moment where me and Chris looked at ourselves and the jokes that we just had
ourselves and the jokes that we just had
ourselves and the jokes that we just had we were going over at the same time
we were going over at the same time
we were going over at the same time we bald like this this it was like yo we
we bald like this this it was like yo we
we bald like this this it was like yo we stink like God our level of thinking is
stink like God our level of thinking is
stink like God our level of thinking is horrible Chappelle is just different man
horrible Chappelle is just different man
horrible Chappelle is just different man 30 years how has the crowd changed like
30 years how has the crowd changed like
30 years how has the crowd changed like now it seems like everyone’s offended by
now it seems like everyone’s offended by
now it seems like everyone’s offended by everything
everything
everything it’s like how that’s a very good point
it’s like how that’s a very good point
it’s like how that’s a very good point people are sensitive now all the sudden
people are sensitive now all the sudden
people are sensitive now all the sudden or oversensitive maybe there’s a lag
or oversensitive maybe there’s a lag
or oversensitive maybe there’s a lag grainy quote that grating that created
grainy quote that grating that created
grainy quote that grating that created the Simpsons there’s this famous quote
the Simpsons there’s this famous quote
the Simpsons there’s this famous quote he says the world is filled with people
he says the world is filled with people
he says the world is filled with people who are dying to be offended by
who are dying to be offended by
who are dying to be offended by something what the world has now is an
something what the world has now is an
something what the world has now is an Internet for those people to voice their
Internet for those people to voice their
Internet for those people to voice their offense so they can make something out
offense so they can make something out
offense so they can make something out of nothing they can spend your work and
of nothing they can spend your work and
of nothing they can spend your work and make something that’s beautiful look
make something that’s beautiful look
make something that’s beautiful look like it’s ugly and vice versus like I
like it’s ugly and vice versus like I
like it’s ugly and vice versus like I say my specialist is the age of spin so
say my specialist is the age of spin so
say my specialist is the age of spin so so everyone is becoming a spin doctor so
so everyone is becoming a spin doctor so
so everyone is becoming a spin doctor so it’s now granted comedians make mistakes
it’s now granted comedians make mistakes
it’s now granted comedians make mistakes it’s part of the job you know
it’s part of the job you know
it’s part of the job you know and some mistakes are easily forgivable
and some mistakes are easily forgivable
and some mistakes are easily forgivable some wildly more extreme but the idea is
some wildly more extreme but the idea is
some wildly more extreme but the idea is that we want a society where we are late
that we want a society where we are late
that we want a society where we are late allowed to make mistakes were able to
allowed to make mistakes were able to
allowed to make mistakes were able to voice our opinions and change our pants
voice our opinions and change our pants
voice our opinions and change our pants so I just I just let it rip I’m not
so I just I just let it rip I’m not
so I just I just let it rip I’m not afraid of the audience you know I think
afraid of the audience you know I think
afraid of the audience you know I think the vast majority of people that come
the vast majority of people that come
the vast majority of people that come out they get it they know what it is and
out they get it they know what it is and
out they get it they know what it is and there’s always some people within cities
there’s always some people within cities
there’s always some people within cities intent they try to derail you bring you
intent they try to derail you bring you
intent they try to derail you bring you down
down
down I will just spin the ball but that’s you
I will just spin the ball but that’s you
I will just spin the ball but that’s you know as you get as you go all the
know as you get as you go all the
know as you get as you go all the business you guys it’s toughen up and
business you guys it’s toughen up and
business you guys it’s toughen up and just hope that your numbers don’t come
just hope that your numbers don’t come
just hope that your numbers don’t come up I’m sure my next special have
up I’m sure my next special have
up I’m sure my next special have somebody man
somebody man
somebody man you tell jokes from everything from race
you tell jokes from everything from race
you tell jokes from everything from race to politics do you worry about crossing
to politics do you worry about crossing
to politics do you worry about crossing the line or is there a line that you
the line or is there a line that you
the line or is there a line that you won’t cross although I can see that in
won’t cross although I can see that in
won’t cross although I can see that in recent years that seat has been occupied
recent years that seat has been occupied
recent years that seat has been occupied by by Mexicans and I dare say Arabs and
by by Mexicans and I dare say Arabs and
by by Mexicans and I dare say Arabs and we the black Americans would like to
we the black Americans would like to
we the black Americans would like to thank you both for your sacrifice
thank you both for your sacrifice
thank you both for your sacrifice reinstructive economies would the line
reinstructive economies would the line
reinstructive economies would the line moves it changes but I think a lot of
moves it changes but I think a lot of
moves it changes but I think a lot of expression Congress added it has to do
expression Congress added it has to do
expression Congress added it has to do with intent and your intent is to make
with intent and your intent is to make
with intent and your intent is to make people laugh to reconcile paradox I’m
people laugh to reconcile paradox I’m
people laugh to reconcile paradox I’m like just openly sometimes we’re just
like just openly sometimes we’re just
like just openly sometimes we’re just open the event I think that when you get
open the event I think that when you get
open the event I think that when you get to a certain altitude there’s more
to a certain altitude there’s more
to a certain altitude there’s more scrutiny over the things you say because
scrutiny over the things you say because
scrutiny over the things you say because the platform is so powerful one of the
the platform is so powerful one of the
the platform is so powerful one of the things we found interesting because we
things we found interesting because we
things we found interesting because we came and saw you on what will be done in
came and saw you on what will be done in
came and saw you on what will be done in Toronto oh yeah yeah we came and saw you
Toronto oh yeah yeah we came and saw you
Toronto oh yeah yeah we came and saw you in Toronto ahead and I was at this show
in Toronto ahead and I was at this show
in Toronto ahead and I was at this show that was a dope-ass show the first thing
that was a dope-ass show the first thing
that was a dope-ass show the first thing they do is they take your phones that’s
they do is they take your phones that’s
they do is they take your phones that’s the news shows yeah here so you can’t
the news shows yeah here so you can’t
the news shows yeah here so you can’t have a phone and they locked it up
have a phone and they locked it up
have a phone and they locked it up that’s the first time did you come up
that’s the first time did you come up
that’s the first time did you come up with that I started working with this
with that I started working with this
with that I started working with this company yonder and it maybe save my
company yonder and it maybe save my
company yonder and it maybe save my career because basically you know
career because basically you know
career because basically you know comedians we need the element of
comedians we need the element of
comedians we need the element of surprise and you also need a sense of
surprise and you also need a sense of
surprise and you also need a sense of security that you can make a mistake you
security that you can make a mistake you
security that you can make a mistake you know a lot of comedians been hitting the
know a lot of comedians been hitting the
know a lot of comedians been hitting the wall bill maher wreck the other weekend
wall bill maher wreck the other weekend
wall bill maher wreck the other weekend Kathy you know wreck this part of effing
Kathy you know wreck this part of effing
Kathy you know wreck this part of effing right part of the genre though like you
right part of the genre though like you
right part of the genre though like you you don’t want comedians to not take
you don’t want comedians to not take
you don’t want comedians to not take chances in this new world of precision
chances in this new world of precision
chances in this new world of precision of social precision where everyone’s
of social precision where everyone’s
of social precision where everyone’s talking and living like politicians not
talking and living like politicians not
talking and living like politicians not I’m not ready for anything you got I’m
I’m not ready for anything you got I’m
I’m not ready for anything you got I’m good to say what to say
good to say what to say
good to say what to say mm-hmm and sometimes I’ll be wrong and
mm-hmm and sometimes I’ll be wrong and
mm-hmm and sometimes I’ll be wrong and many times I’ll be right but you have to
many times I’ll be right but you have to
many times I’ll be right but you have to have the freedom to do it so I a lot of
have the freedom to do it so I a lot of
have the freedom to do it so I a lot of people’s phones up
people’s phones up
people’s phones up because it empowers me to do a better
because it empowers me to do a better
because it empowers me to do a better show and to be more honest you’re not
show and to be more honest you’re not
show and to be more honest you’re not just precise see what needs to be
just precise see what needs to be
just precise see what needs to be changed or at least nobody exploiting
changed or at least nobody exploiting
changed or at least nobody exploiting Felicia
Felicia
Felicia [Music]
then when you dismount from Network
then when you dismount from Network television your father’s also dying then
television your father’s also dying then
television your father’s also dying then right yeah he died not too long after
right yeah he died not too long after
right yeah he died not too long after that so you know in the hills and
that so you know in the hills and
that so you know in the hills and valleys of everyone’s life this sounds
valleys of everyone’s life this sounds
valleys of everyone’s life this sounds like you’re pretty dark Valley huh
like you’re pretty dark Valley huh
like you’re pretty dark Valley huh this was a beginning of a terrible
this was a beginning of a terrible
this was a beginning of a terrible decline yeah it was around this time
decline yeah it was around this time
decline yeah it was around this time that Chapelle retreated to a sanctuary
that Chapelle retreated to a sanctuary
that Chapelle retreated to a sanctuary in Ohio he left behind the network TV
in Ohio he left behind the network TV
in Ohio he left behind the network TV deals the cliche movie roles the heavy
deals the cliche movie roles the heavy
deals the cliche movie roles the heavy partying left it behind to spend more
partying left it behind to spend more
partying left it behind to spend more time with his wife and family and to
time with his wife and family and to
time with his wife and family and to take a good hard look at himself I was
take a good hard look at himself I was
take a good hard look at himself I was looking at myself for the first time and
looking at myself for the first time and
looking at myself for the first time and I didn’t like everything that I saw you
I didn’t like everything that I saw you
I didn’t like everything that I saw you know well you got to do that in your
know well you got to do that in your
know well you got to do that in your life you know if you ever want to do
life you know if you ever want to do
life you know if you ever want to do something great in your life you’re
something great in your life you’re
something great in your life you’re gonna have to realize your failures are
gonna have to realize your failures are
gonna have to realize your failures are gonna have it embrace it and figure out
gonna have it embrace it and figure out
gonna have it embrace it and figure out how to overcome I like your city it’s
how to overcome I like your city it’s
how to overcome I like your city it’s beautiful tolerant place I didn’t see
beautiful tolerant place I didn’t see
beautiful tolerant place I didn’t see much I have this in my friend call there
much I have this in my friend call there
much I have this in my friend call there was like a having fun – Frisco hell yeah
was like a having fun – Frisco hell yeah
was like a having fun – Frisco hell yeah seen the sights no you wanna go see
seen the sights no you wanna go see
seen the sights no you wanna go see Alcatraz so what kinda diggin is right
Alcatraz so what kinda diggin is right
Alcatraz so what kinda diggin is right man what’s a visit a prison for it
I don’t deal with jails don’t deal with
I don’t deal with jails don’t deal with jails and I don’t deal with police my
jails and I don’t deal with police my
jails and I don’t deal with police my house got robbed and y’all I didn’t even
house got robbed and y’all I didn’t even
house got robbed and y’all I didn’t even call the police
call the police
call the police I wanted to but I couldn’t
I wanted to but I couldn’t
I wanted to but I couldn’t my crib is too nice that is too nice but
my crib is too nice that is too nice but
my crib is too nice that is too nice but it’s too nice for me he’s still here
taste Johnson apparently this black guy
taste Johnson apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his
broke in and hung up pictures of his
broke in and hung up pictures of his family every way never seen anything
family every way never seen anything
family every way never seen anything like don’t deal with the man I had to
like don’t deal with the man I had to
like don’t deal with the man I had to bail a friend of mine out of jail one
bail a friend of mine out of jail one
bail a friend of mine out of jail one time you know that was horrible I was
time you know that was horrible I was
time you know that was horrible I was scared I had to walk right into the
scared I had to walk right into the
scared I had to walk right into the belly of the beast
belly of the beast
belly of the beast I tried to look as non-threatening as
I tried to look as non-threatening as
I tried to look as non-threatening as possible hi I’m here to bail out my
possible hi I’m here to bail out my
possible hi I’m here to bail out my buddy
buddy
buddy oh okay well while you’re here you do
oh okay well while you’re here you do
oh okay well while you’re here you do fit a description you’ll walk this way
fit a description you’ll walk this way
fit a description you’ll walk this way we can process you spit in those damn
we can process you spit in those damn
we can process you spit in those damn descriptions all the police I’ll tell
descriptions all the police I’ll tell
descriptions all the police I’ll tell you I blame
you I blame
you I blame Stowe’s sketch artist
Stowe’s sketch artist
Stowe’s sketch artist they keep drawing the same
they keep drawing the same
they keep drawing the same and all who is this generic man we all
and all who is this generic man we all
and all who is this generic man we all look like
I don’t know what they say when it says
I don’t know what they say when it says you only only be in their room liking
you only only be in their room liking
you only only be in their room liking you get a look just see the guy that
you get a look just see the guy that
you get a look just see the guy that tried to rob you
tried to rob you
tried to rob you yes yes I did he’s about six feet tall
yes yes I did he’s about six feet tall
yes yes I did he’s about six feet tall I’d say six feet tall
I’d say six feet tall
I’d say six feet tall yes he had his hat on backwards too good
yes he had his hat on backwards too good
yes he had his hat on backwards too good that’s good stuff was on backwards yes
it was black okay big lips big nose came
it was black okay big lips big nose came out say no more sir drawn from memory
out say no more sir drawn from memory
out say no more sir drawn from memory now let me get my stencil I think we can
now let me get my stencil I think we can
now let me get my stencil I think we can trace this guy and same same time they
trace this guy and same same time they
trace this guy and same same time they get on the radios calling all cars
get on the radios calling all cars
get on the radios calling all cars calling all cars be able to look out for
calling all cars be able to look out for
calling all cars be able to look out for a black male between 4 7 & 6 8 pounds
a black male between 4 7 & 6 8 pounds
a black male between 4 7 & 6 8 pounds he’s wearing like geez get this man
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believe in yourself and whatever you’re
believe in yourself and whatever you’re one where it is much love I’ll see you
one where it is much love I’ll see you
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who was the first guy that blew you off
who was the first guy that blew you off stage don’t think ever get blown off Wow
stage don’t think ever get blown off Wow
stage don’t think ever get blown off Wow I felt some heat in DC tear that at that
I felt some heat in DC tear that at that
I felt some heat in DC tear that at that time you’d already left but Teddy carbon
time you’d already left but Teddy carbon
time you’d already left but Teddy carbon and Teddy carpenter was one of those oh
and Teddy carpenter was one of those oh
and Teddy carpenter was one of those oh yeah Teddy carbons want us do is they
yeah Teddy carbons want us do is they
yeah Teddy carbons want us do is they would like like like really bring it to
would like like like really bring it to
would like like like really bring it to you
you
you I took some else I’ll tell you got me
I took some else I’ll tell you got me
I took some else I’ll tell you got me remember Chris Thomas yeah yeah
remember Chris Thomas yeah yeah
remember Chris Thomas yeah yeah destroyed only done stand-up like four
destroyed only done stand-up like four
destroyed only done stand-up like four times and they were like we’re gonna put
times and they were like we’re gonna put
times and they were like we’re gonna put you know Chris Towers by this time must
you know Chris Towers by this time must
you know Chris Towers by this time must be doing stand-up like but 42 years man
be doing stand-up like but 42 years man
be doing stand-up like but 42 years man and they and they were like Dave we’re
and they and they were like Dave we’re
and they and they were like Dave we’re gonna put Chris up next and then again
gonna put Chris up next and then again
gonna put Chris up next and then again see literally goes you can go home I’m
see literally goes you can go home I’m
see literally goes you can go home I’m staying
staying
staying I bought it was the worst I dry mouth
I bought it was the worst I dry mouth
I bought it was the worst I dry mouth bomb you ever give me bombs or bandage
bomb you ever give me bombs or bandage
bomb you ever give me bombs or bandage my thirsty I think I think part of us
my thirsty I think I think part of us
my thirsty I think I think part of us because you were like a young comic you
because you were like a young comic you
because you were like a young comic you didn’t have the experience of know how
didn’t have the experience of know how
didn’t have the experience of know how to transfer that energy from one well
to transfer that energy from one well
to transfer that energy from one well that’s exactly what was the lack of
that’s exactly what was the lack of
that’s exactly what was the lack of experience so cut to like years ladies
experience so cut to like years ladies
experience so cut to like years ladies when we were all doing like Def Jam tour
when we were all doing like Def Jam tour
when we were all doing like Def Jam tour def Comedy Jam tours and we were Madison
def Comedy Jam tours and we were Madison
def Comedy Jam tours and we were Madison Square Garden the show was Chris Thomas
Square Garden the show was Chris Thomas
Square Garden the show was Chris Thomas Chris Tucker and they made me clothes
Chris Tucker and they made me clothes
Chris Tucker and they made me clothes man I’m Murph that that was my karate
man I’m Murph that that was my karate
man I’m Murph that that was my karate kid’ tournament night was a while he was
kid’ tournament night was a while he was
kid’ tournament night was a while he was making movies he was still creating and
making movies he was still creating and
making movies he was still creating and pitching TV sitcoms of starring himself
pitching TV sitcoms of starring himself
pitching TV sitcoms of starring himself which is when the Fox Network calls I
which is when the Fox Network calls I
which is when the Fox Network calls I flew out there for a meeting if you can
flew out there for a meeting if you can
flew out there for a meeting if you can imagine I was the only black person in a
imagine I was the only black person in a
imagine I was the only black person in a room and they basically told me that the
room and they basically told me that the
room and they basically told me that the will pick up the show but we want more
will pick up the show but we want more
will pick up the show but we want more white characters on it so no other
white characters on it so no other
white characters on it so no other reason and they thought that it would
reason and they thought that it would
reason and they thought that it would give the show the more universal appeal
give the show the more universal appeal
give the show the more universal appeal and so I quit then in there in
and so I quit then in there in
and so I quit then in there in California you quit we quit
California you quit we quit
California you quit we quit you walked out lean and longer the room
you walked out lean and longer the room
you walked out lean and longer the room yes did you accuse them of racism and
yes did you accuse them of racism and
yes did you accuse them of racism and lutely it was it was racist good I don’t
lutely it was it was racist good I don’t
lutely it was it was racist good I don’t think these people sit around a house
think these people sit around a house
think these people sit around a house and kind of call black people niggers
and kind of call black people niggers
and kind of call black people niggers and all this kind of thing but the idea
and all this kind of thing but the idea
and all this kind of thing but the idea that unless I have white people around
that unless I have white people around
that unless I have white people around me on my show that it’s unwatchable or
me on my show that it’s unwatchable or
me on my show that it’s unwatchable or doesn’t have a universal appeal it’s
doesn’t have a universal appeal it’s
doesn’t have a universal appeal it’s racist you know then they don’t let me
racist you know then they don’t let me
racist you know then they don’t let me put black people on friends or they
put black people on friends or they
put black people on friends or they don’t make them put black people on
don’t make them put black people on
don’t make them put black people on Seinfeld but all the sudden I get in the
Seinfeld but all the sudden I get in the
Seinfeld but all the sudden I get in the room and it’s like where’s all the white
room and it’s like where’s all the white
room and it’s like where’s all the white people my mother and my grandmother were
people my mother and my grandmother were
people my mother and my grandmother were freaked out you know I was the first
freaked out you know I was the first
freaked out you know I was the first person in my family not to go to college
person in my family not to go to college
person in my family not to go to college that had not been a slave right
so I was really breaking from tradition
so I was really breaking from tradition and it was like a graduation lunch we
and it was like a graduation lunch we
and it was like a graduation lunch we were having and they had my dad come and
were having and they had my dad come and
were having and they had my dad come and talk to me and my dad takes me outside
talk to me and my dad takes me outside
talk to me and my dad takes me outside and it’s like listen and this is some
and it’s like listen and this is some
and it’s like listen and this is some advice applies to all you acting
advice applies to all you acting
advice applies to all you acting students he says the big actor is a
students he says the big actor is a
students he says the big actor is a lonely life everybody wants to make it
lonely life everybody wants to make it
lonely life everybody wants to make it and you might not make it and I said my
and you might not make it and I said my
and you might not make it and I said my dad well well that depends on what
dad well well that depends on what
dad well well that depends on what making it is there it was smart smartass
making it is there it was smart smartass
making it is there it was smart smartass kid yeah it spins on what making it is
kid yeah it spins on what making it is
kid yeah it spins on what making it is there he says what do you mean I said
there he says what do you mean I said
there he says what do you mean I said well you’re a teacher I said if I
well you’re a teacher I said if I
well you’re a teacher I said if I couldn’t make a teacher salary doing
couldn’t make a teacher salary doing
couldn’t make a teacher salary doing comedy I think that’s better than being
comedy I think that’s better than being
comedy I think that’s better than being a teacher and he started laughing you
a teacher and he started laughing you
a teacher and he started laughing you say if you keep that attitude I think
say if you keep that attitude I think
say if you keep that attitude I think you should go he said but name your
you should go he said but name your
you should go he said but name your price in the beginning if it ever gets
price in the beginning if it ever gets
price in the beginning if it ever gets more expensive than the price your name
more expensive than the price your name
more expensive than the price your name get out of it thus the most important
get out of it thus the most important
get out of it thus the most important work ever if you had to think of one
work ever if you had to think of one
work ever if you had to think of one word that’s most important to you or
word that’s most important to you or
word that’s most important to you or that sums you Apple that would be like a
that sums you Apple that would be like a
that sums you Apple that would be like a little beacon pay believe nation if you
little beacon pay believe nation if you
little beacon pay believe nation if you want to know what the most important one
want to know what the most important one
want to know what the most important one word is for Tony Robbins Gary Vaynerchuk
word is for Tony Robbins Gary Vaynerchuk
word is for Tony Robbins Gary Vaynerchuk Oprah Winfrey will.i.am and Howard
Oprah Winfrey will.i.am and Howard
Oprah Winfrey will.i.am and Howard Schultz I have a very special secret
Schultz I have a very special secret
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