Veronica from WatchMojo hi John Doerr from the world hi I’m Veronica and today
from the world hi I’m Veronica and today
from the world hi I’m Veronica and today watchmojo.com is behind the scenes of
watchmojo.com is behind the scenes of
watchmojo.com is behind the scenes of the gist for Laughs festival and we’re
the gist for Laughs festival and we’re
the gist for Laughs festival and we’re about to chat with the star of the John
about to chat with the star of the John
about to chat with the star of the John Doerr show John Doerr the opening joke
Doerr show John Doerr the opening joke
Doerr show John Doerr the opening joke yes this is important
there’s the real-life John Doerr and
there’s the real-life John Doerr and then there’s the John Doerr that we see
then there’s the John Doerr that we see
then there’s the John Doerr that we see on your show so what’s the difference
on your show so what’s the difference
on your show so what’s the difference between the two I’m not why would you
between the two I’m not why would you
between the two I’m not why would you make that assumption what do you mean is
make that assumption what do you mean is
make that assumption what do you mean is there a real John Doerr and then the
there a real John Doerr and then the
there a real John Doerr and then the Donder door that we’re getting onstage
Donder door that we’re getting onstage
Donder door that we’re getting onstage John Deere is a real John door and a
John Deere is a real John door and a
John Deere is a real John door and a real John Deere yeah let me ask you a
real John Deere yeah let me ask you a
real John Deere yeah let me ask you a question who are you but deep down
question who are you but deep down
question who are you but deep down inside who are you who are we what are
inside who are you who are we what are
inside who are you who are we what are we what are we doing here I mean we’re
we what are we doing here I mean we’re
we what are we doing here I mean we’re mere specks on this planet in the cold
mere specks on this planet in the cold
mere specks on this planet in the cold bitter indifferent universe and we all
bitter indifferent universe and we all
bitter indifferent universe and we all end up dead at the end of it
end up dead at the end of it
end up dead at the end of it what’s our meaning I know it’s a hard
what’s our meaning I know it’s a hard
what’s our meaning I know it’s a hard question how do you pick who you’re
question how do you pick who you’re
question how do you pick who you’re gonna pick on cuz you talk to the
gonna pick on cuz you talk to the
gonna pick on cuz you talk to the audience a lot the thing is like you’re
audience a lot the thing is like you’re
audience a lot the thing is like you’re not creepy with a mustache
not creepy with a mustache
not creepy with a mustache you’re not but like you would be less
you’re not but like you would be less
you’re not but like you would be less creepy with that one right yeah don’t I
creepy with that one right yeah don’t I
creepy with that one right yeah don’t I don’t I just kind of go with the flow
don’t I just kind of go with the flow
don’t I just kind of go with the flow and whatever it kind of happens happens
and whatever it kind of happens happens
and whatever it kind of happens happens yeah like I mean I’m pretty much gonna
yeah like I mean I’m pretty much gonna
yeah like I mean I’m pretty much gonna tell the jokes that I tell what if I
tell the jokes that I tell what if I
tell the jokes that I tell what if I pulled out a revolver and it blew my
pulled out a revolver and it blew my
pulled out a revolver and it blew my brains out right now really bad oh it’s
brains out right now really bad oh it’s
brains out right now really bad oh it’s all about you and your feelings what
all about you and your feelings what
all about you and your feelings what about okay
about okay
about okay if you were to kill yourself but you had
if you were to kill yourself but you had
if you were to kill yourself but you had to close up to save humanity well first
to close up to save humanity well first
to close up to save humanity well first of all would you do that probably I
of all would you do that probably I
of all would you do that probably I would want guillotine yeah because I
would want guillotine yeah because I
would want guillotine yeah because I would love to know if for a just even
would love to know if for a just even
would love to know if for a just even like a tiny nanosecond
like a tiny nanosecond
like a tiny nanosecond if you would still be able to feel your
if you would still be able to feel your
if you would still be able to feel your head falling you know I mean and detach
head falling you know I mean and detach
head falling you know I mean and detach from your body you can never tell anyone
from your body you can never tell anyone
from your body you can never tell anyone if you did or not it’s not about telling
if you did or not it’s not about telling
if you did or not it’s not about telling people it’s about experiencing it for
people it’s about experiencing it for
people it’s about experiencing it for yourself why you’re like a you couldn’t
yourself why you’re like a you couldn’t
yourself why you’re like a you couldn’t blog about it after are you gonna be
blog about it after are you gonna be
blog about it after are you gonna be cremated or are you gonna be in a coffin
cremated or are you gonna be in a coffin
cremated or are you gonna be in a coffin you can get cremated that’s a good thing
you can get cremated that’s a good thing
you can get cremated that’s a good thing to do yeah
to do yeah
to do yeah less where I was eating me you know what
less where I was eating me you know what
less where I was eating me you know what worms eat you’re dead it doesn’t matter
worms eat you’re dead it doesn’t matter
worms eat you’re dead it doesn’t matter you’re not gonna feel anything that’s
you’re not gonna feel anything that’s
you’re not gonna feel anything that’s why you’re gonna cremate Betsy it’s
why you’re gonna cremate Betsy it’s
why you’re gonna cremate Betsy it’s selfish again it’s all burned and it’s
selfish again it’s all burned and it’s
selfish again it’s all burned and it’s cheaper for people bearing that’s the
cheaper for people bearing that’s the
cheaper for people bearing that’s the reason why it’s cheaper there’s no body
reason why it’s cheaper there’s no body
reason why it’s cheaper there’s no body to dispose of yeah yeah but I don’t want
to dispose of yeah yeah but I don’t want
to dispose of yeah yeah but I don’t want them to keep it I’m gonna eat dynamite
them to keep it I’m gonna eat dynamite
them to keep it I’m gonna eat dynamite and explode all over him in a mall
and explode all over him in a mall
and explode all over him in a mall are you this inappropriate in real life
are you this inappropriate in real life
are you this inappropriate in real life I say things in real life too and I see
I say things in real life too and I see
I say things in real life too and I see so give me an example of something
so give me an example of something
so give me an example of something you’re talking about STDs puked right
you’re talking about STDs puked right
you’re talking about STDs puked right all not like Africa I bar from the
all not like Africa I bar from the
all not like Africa I bar from the camera operator yeah that’s appropriate
camera operator yeah that’s appropriate
camera operator yeah that’s appropriate what depends on the context no I don’t
what depends on the context no I don’t
what depends on the context no I don’t think that’s inappropriate at all I had
think that’s inappropriate at all I had
think that’s inappropriate at all I had to throw up he happen to be there there
to throw up he happen to be there there
to throw up he happen to be there there you know hazardous job sites and you
you know hazardous job sites and you
you know hazardous job sites and you know you know there that’s why he signs
know you know there that’s why he signs
know you know there that’s why he signs a waiver but I’m not inappropriate now
a waiver but I’m not inappropriate now
a waiver but I’m not inappropriate now comedians often have the ability to take
comedians often have the ability to take
comedians often have the ability to take inappropriate subjects and make them
inappropriate subjects and make them
inappropriate subjects and make them funny is there anything that you should
funny is there anything that you should
funny is there anything that you should avoid talking about I won’t talk about
avoid talking about I won’t talk about
avoid talking about I won’t talk about pancakes how come I just don’t it’s a
pancakes how come I just don’t it’s a
pancakes how come I just don’t it’s a little too people aren’t ready for it
little too people aren’t ready for it
little too people aren’t ready for it yet don’t clap don’t clap my grandma was
yet don’t clap don’t clap my grandma was
yet don’t clap don’t clap my grandma was killed by applause thank you sensitive
killed by applause thank you sensitive
killed by applause thank you sensitive how do you want to leave us with any
how do you want to leave us with any
how do you want to leave us with any final thoughts don’t bother
final thoughts don’t bother
final thoughts don’t bother come to see comedy no real point to it I
come to see comedy no real point to it I
come to see comedy no real point to it I mean we’re all just it’s a distraction
mean we’re all just it’s a distraction
mean we’re all just it’s a distraction from the inevitable which once again is
from the inevitable which once again is
from the inevitable which once again is you know death so I think that’s
you know death so I think that’s
you know death so I think that’s probably why most people come to comedy
probably why most people come to comedy
probably why most people come to comedy shows is to avoid the terrifying
shows is to avoid the terrifying
shows is to avoid the terrifying overwhelming horror of realizing your
overwhelming horror of realizing your
overwhelming horror of realizing your own mortality and it’s motivated by fear
own mortality and it’s motivated by fear
own mortality and it’s motivated by fear of death and that’s why people come to
of death and that’s why people come to
of death and that’s why people come to her shelves but there are other things
her shelves but there are other things
her shelves but there are other things to do I mean museums you know you have a
to do I mean museums you know you have a
to do I mean museums you know you have a way with words whatever
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