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Postural Empowerment: The Future of Holistic Wellbeing | Rob Holcroft | TEDxStoke


earlier this year my grandmother passed

earlier this year my grandmother passed away just six weeks before her 98th

away just six weeks before her 98th

away just six weeks before her 98th birthday the day before she passed she

birthday the day before she passed she

birthday the day before she passed she was actually planning her hundredth

was actually planning her hundredth

was actually planning her hundredth birthday party she was a doer I remember

birthday party she was a doer I remember

birthday party she was a doer I remember her saying to me a long time ago better

her saying to me a long time ago better

her saying to me a long time ago better to wear out than rust out her mantra for

to wear out than rust out her mantra for

to wear out than rust out her mantra for life was kbo keep buggering on a phrase

life was kbo keep buggering on a phrase

life was kbo keep buggering on a phrase coined by Sir Winston Churchill during

coined by Sir Winston Churchill during

coined by Sir Winston Churchill during the Second World War

the Second World War

the Second World War I think I’d underestimated the impact

I think I’d underestimated the impact

I think I’d underestimated the impact that her words would have on the

that her words would have on the

that her words would have on the direction of my life I’ve been working

direction of my life I’ve been working

direction of my life I’ve been working with him studying the effects of posture

with him studying the effects of posture

with him studying the effects of posture for over 23 years and we all unwittingly

for over 23 years and we all unwittingly

for over 23 years and we all unwittingly sabotage our psychological and emotional

sabotage our psychological and emotional

sabotage our psychological and emotional well-being as well as our physical

well-being as well as our physical

well-being as well as our physical health in the way that we sit stand and

health in the way that we sit stand and

health in the way that we sit stand and move or more likely don’t move you hear

move or more likely don’t move you hear

move or more likely don’t move you hear that sitting is the new smoking

that sitting is the new smoking

that sitting is the new smoking musculoskeletal disorders with backache

musculoskeletal disorders with backache

musculoskeletal disorders with backache at the top of the list is the number one

at the top of the list is the number one

at the top of the list is the number one cause for absenteeism at work closely

cause for absenteeism at work closely

cause for absenteeism at work closely followed by mental health issues such as

followed by mental health issues such as

followed by mental health issues such as stress leading to depression and anxiety

the mind and body are one system what

the mind and body are one system what you do will affect how you feel and how

you do will affect how you feel and how

you do will affect how you feel and how you feel will affect what you do now as

you feel will affect what you do now as

you feel will affect what you do now as a species we sit for longer periods of

a species we sit for longer periods of

a species we sit for longer periods of time than ever before and I don’t think

time than ever before and I don’t think

time than ever before and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that those suffering

it’s a coincidence that those suffering

it’s a coincidence that those suffering with mental health issues appear to be

with mental health issues appear to be

with mental health issues appear to be at an all-time high the creator of the

at an all-time high the creator of the

at an all-time high the creator of the Peanuts gang Charles Schultz published a

Peanuts gang Charles Schultz published a

Peanuts gang Charles Schultz published a cartoon strip in The Washington Post in

cartoon strip in The Washington Post in

cartoon strip in The Washington Post in 1949 that had Charlie Brown chatting to

1949 that had Charlie Brown chatting to

1949 that had Charlie Brown chatting to one of his lesser-known friends

one of his lesser-known friends

one of his lesser-known friends explaining the importance of posture in

explaining the importance of posture in

explaining the importance of posture in relation to his mood

relation to his mood

relation to his mood this is my depressed stance he

this is my depressed stance he

this is my depressed stance he demonstrates when you’re depressed it’s

demonstrates when you’re depressed it’s

demonstrates when you’re depressed it’s very important how you stand the worst

very important how you stand the worst

very important how you stand the worst thing you can do is straighten up and

thing you can do is straighten up and

thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you

hold your head high because then you

hold your head high because then you start to feel better if you’re gonna get

start to feel better if you’re gonna get

start to feel better if you’re gonna get any joy out of being depressed you’ve

any joy out of being depressed you’ve

any joy out of being depressed you’ve got to stand like this when you align

got to stand like this when you align

got to stand like this when you align your body you align your mind when you

your body you align your mind when you

your body you align your mind when you stack your skeleton correctly you let

stack your skeleton correctly you let

stack your skeleton correctly you let the major muscle groups relax

the major muscle groups relax

the major muscle groups relax conserving energy a well-positioned

conserving energy a well-positioned

conserving energy a well-positioned ribcage improves breathing getting more

ribcage improves breathing getting more

ribcage improves breathing getting more oxygen to the brain and carbon dioxide

oxygen to the brain and carbon dioxide

oxygen to the brain and carbon dioxide out of the blood enhancing mental acuity

out of the blood enhancing mental acuity

out of the blood enhancing mental acuity and alertness the lymphatic system is

and alertness the lymphatic system is

and alertness the lymphatic system is free to drain toxins from the body and a

free to drain toxins from the body and a

free to drain toxins from the body and a shift in hormone levels can facilitate

shift in hormone levels can facilitate

shift in hormone levels can facilitate an overall sense of well-being and calm

screens are the window through which so

screens are the window through which so many of us see the world nowadays with

many of us see the world nowadays with

many of us see the world nowadays with television screens computer screens

television screens computer screens

television screens computer screens laptops tablets smartphones and we are

laptops tablets smartphones and we are

laptops tablets smartphones and we are unwittingly changing the shape of our

unwittingly changing the shape of our

unwittingly changing the shape of our bodies to get the best possible view the

bodies to get the best possible view the

bodies to get the best possible view the problem isn’t so much the screen more

problem isn’t so much the screen more

problem isn’t so much the screen more the amount of time spent on said screen

the amount of time spent on said screen

the amount of time spent on said screen screens encourage us to be physically

screens encourage us to be physically

screens encourage us to be physically passive and the less you do the less you

passive and the less you do the less you

passive and the less you do the less you will be able to do however the opposite

will be able to do however the opposite

will be able to do however the opposite is also true and it’s never too late to

is also true and it’s never too late to

is also true and it’s never too late to change your situation it’s important to

change your situation it’s important to

change your situation it’s important to understand bad posture and reduced

understand bad posture and reduced

understand bad posture and reduced mobility are not a natural consequence

mobility are not a natural consequence

mobility are not a natural consequence of Aging bad posture and reduced

of Aging bad posture and reduced

of Aging bad posture and reduced mobility as we age is simply a

mobility as we age is simply a

mobility as we age is simply a consequence of bad habits and more often

consequence of bad habits and more often

consequence of bad habits and more often than not reversible

okay before I continue I think it’s time

okay before I continue I think it’s time we all had a great big stretch so reach

we all had a great big stretch so reach

we all had a great big stretch so reach for the sky come on reach up stretch

for the sky come on reach up stretch

for the sky come on reach up stretch that’s good as you continue to stretch

that’s good as you continue to stretch

that’s good as you continue to stretch notice how good it feels

notice how good it feels

notice how good it feels the act of stretching feels good in the

the act of stretching feels good in the

the act of stretching feels good in the hope that you’ll do it regularly but do

hope that you’ll do it regularly but do

hope that you’ll do it regularly but do you hmm

you hmm

you hmm probably not as much as you should okay

probably not as much as you should okay

probably not as much as you should okay relax now if you own a cat or a dog you

relax now if you own a cat or a dog you

relax now if you own a cat or a dog you will know the value they put on

will know the value they put on

will know the value they put on stretching nothing is more important

stretching nothing is more important

stretching nothing is more important than a stretch after prolonged rest for

than a stretch after prolonged rest for

than a stretch after prolonged rest for them now I’m a trained falconer amongst

them now I’m a trained falconer amongst

them now I’m a trained falconer amongst other things growing up I had quite the

other things growing up I had quite the

other things growing up I had quite the menagerie in my garden I had a buzzard a

menagerie in my garden I had a buzzard a

menagerie in my garden I had a buzzard a pair of torn owls had a crow called Jeff

pair of torn owls had a crow called Jeff

pair of torn owls had a crow called Jeff cockatiels quails bantams and three

cockatiels quails bantams and three

cockatiels quails bantams and three ducks

ducks

ducks Jemima Donald and petronella now they

Jemima Donald and petronella now they

Jemima Donald and petronella now they were all orphans or injured and in need

were all orphans or injured and in need

were all orphans or injured and in need of care but my feathered friends without

of care but my feathered friends without

of care but my feathered friends without exception all stretched the same way leg

exception all stretched the same way leg

exception all stretched the same way leg and a wing on one side repeat on the

and a wing on one side repeat on the

and a wing on one side repeat on the other back of the wings together for

other back of the wings together for

other back of the wings together for them it was instinctual as it is for us

them it was instinctual as it is for us

them it was instinctual as it is for us in infancy just watch babies preferably

in infancy just watch babies preferably

in infancy just watch babies preferably ones you know to avoid looking creepy

ones you know to avoid looking creepy

ones you know to avoid looking creepy they stretch unconsciously as they wake

they stretch unconsciously as they wake

they stretch unconsciously as they wake before engaging in activity as we age we

before engaging in activity as we age we

before engaging in activity as we age we seem to forget this healthy habit and

seem to forget this healthy habit and

seem to forget this healthy habit and yet stretching relieves tension

yet stretching relieves tension

yet stretching relieves tension increases flexibility improves mobility

increases flexibility improves mobility

increases flexibility improves mobility and facilitates better alignment so

and facilitates better alignment so

and facilitates better alignment so stretch and stretch often

gluteal amnesia and piriformis syndrome

gluteal amnesia and piriformis syndrome although perhaps unfamiliar terms are

although perhaps unfamiliar terms are

although perhaps unfamiliar terms are commonplace and the cause of many knee

commonplace and the cause of many knee

commonplace and the cause of many knee and back problems gluteal amnesia is a

and back problems gluteal amnesia is a

and back problems gluteal amnesia is a consequence of excessive sitting the

consequence of excessive sitting the

consequence of excessive sitting the gluteal muscles or the buttocks

gluteal muscles or the buttocks

gluteal muscles or the buttocks disengage

disengage

disengage they simply forget how to work so the

they simply forget how to work so the

they simply forget how to work so the hamstring becomes the prime muscle used

hamstring becomes the prime muscle used

hamstring becomes the prime muscle used to walk instead of the glutes this

to walk instead of the glutes this

to walk instead of the glutes this tightens pulling your pelvis down

tightens pulling your pelvis down

tightens pulling your pelvis down flattening the buttocks and perpetuating

flattening the buttocks and perpetuating

flattening the buttocks and perpetuating the problem now tight hamstrings are

the problem now tight hamstrings are

the problem now tight hamstrings are also short so if you can’t touch your

also short so if you can’t touch your

also short so if you can’t touch your toes you may well have gluteal amnesia

toes you may well have gluteal amnesia

toes you may well have gluteal amnesia now the solution is to reactivate the

now the solution is to reactivate the

now the solution is to reactivate the buttocks so you can do this through

buttocks so you can do this through

buttocks so you can do this through squats or hamstring stretches and

squats or hamstring stretches and

squats or hamstring stretches and obviously sitting a lot less than you do

obviously sitting a lot less than you do

obviously sitting a lot less than you do take longer strides when you walk and

take longer strides when you walk and

take longer strides when you walk and whenever possible squeeze your buns you

whenever possible squeeze your buns you

whenever possible squeeze your buns you know what I’m going to ask you to do now

know what I’m going to ask you to do now

know what I’m going to ask you to do now so squeeze and release and squeeze and

so squeeze and release and squeeze and

so squeeze and release and squeeze and release feel free to carry on piriformis

release feel free to carry on piriformis

release feel free to carry on piriformis syndrome now this is a condition where

syndrome now this is a condition where

syndrome now this is a condition where the piriformis muscle that is deep

the piriformis muscle that is deep

the piriformis muscle that is deep inside each buttock shortens the sciatic

inside each buttock shortens the sciatic

inside each buttock shortens the sciatic nerve runs very close to this muscle and

nerve runs very close to this muscle and

nerve runs very close to this muscle and in some people right through the center

in some people right through the center

in some people right through the center the muscle itself the shortening of the

the muscle itself the shortening of the

the muscle itself the shortening of the piriformis pushes against the sciatic

piriformis pushes against the sciatic

piriformis pushes against the sciatic nerve and this can send pain all down

nerve and this can send pain all down

nerve and this can send pain all down the length of the leg which can be acute

the length of the leg which can be acute

the length of the leg which can be acute and debilitating now a common cause for

and debilitating now a common cause for

and debilitating now a common cause for piriformis syndrome is sitting on a

piriformis syndrome is sitting on a

piriformis syndrome is sitting on a wallet in the back pocket of trousers

wallet in the back pocket of trousers

wallet in the back pocket of trousers creating a pelvic imbalance hence why

creating a pelvic imbalance hence why

creating a pelvic imbalance hence why piriformis syndrome is also known as fat

piriformis syndrome is also known as fat

piriformis syndrome is also known as fat wallet syndrome so if you have anything

wallet syndrome so if you have anything

wallet syndrome so if you have anything in your back pocket at this point remove

in your back pocket at this point remove

in your back pocket at this point remove it now you will thank me later

it now you will thank me later

it now you will thank me later find somewhere else to keep it from this

find somewhere else to keep it from this

find somewhere else to keep it from this point on

point on

point on now piriformis stretches are very simple

now piriformis stretches are very simple

now piriformis stretches are very simple and effect

and effect

and effect for remedying this as is something

for remedying this as is something

for remedying this as is something called the Emmett technique this is

called the Emmett technique this is

called the Emmett technique this is something that I recently discovered and

something that I recently discovered and

something that I recently discovered and it’s a wonderful almost magical muscle

it’s a wonderful almost magical muscle

it’s a wonderful almost magical muscle release method okay now if you’re not

release method okay now if you’re not

release method okay now if you’re not already the perfect example of seated

already the perfect example of seated

already the perfect example of seated posture please adjust yourself so sit

posture please adjust yourself so sit

posture please adjust yourself so sit yourself up good sitting on your sit

yourself up good sitting on your sit

yourself up good sitting on your sit bones lovely and tall just think about

bones lovely and tall just think about

bones lovely and tall just think about stacking the bones of the spine from the

stacking the bones of the spine from the

stacking the bones of the spine from the bottom all the way up and then just

bottom all the way up and then just

bottom all the way up and then just resting the head on top good now it to

resting the head on top good now it to

resting the head on top good now it to stay upright like this takes a

stay upright like this takes a

stay upright like this takes a reasonable amount of core strength so

reasonable amount of core strength so

reasonable amount of core strength so most of us relatively quickly will slide

most of us relatively quickly will slide

most of us relatively quickly will slide off the sit bones onto the tail bone

off the sit bones onto the tail bone

off the sit bones onto the tail bone yeah and or we’ll slouch over a desk

yeah and or we’ll slouch over a desk

yeah and or we’ll slouch over a desk adopting that slouched position so let’s

adopting that slouched position so let’s

adopting that slouched position so let’s just all experience that so slide down a

just all experience that so slide down a

just all experience that so slide down a seat of your chair good feels good

seat of your chair good feels good

seat of your chair good feels good doesn’t it mm-hmm

doesn’t it mm-hmm

doesn’t it mm-hmm because right now you’re performing a

because right now you’re performing a

because right now you’re performing a stretch you’ve taken the elongated S

stretch you’ve taken the elongated S

stretch you’ve taken the elongated S shape of your spine and you pushed it

shape of your spine and you pushed it

shape of your spine and you pushed it into a capital C the perfect stretch if

into a capital C the perfect stretch if

into a capital C the perfect stretch if you were told it for 30 to 60 seconds

you were told it for 30 to 60 seconds

you were told it for 30 to 60 seconds after that it stops being beneficial so

after that it stops being beneficial so

after that it stops being beneficial so right now you are physically depressed

right now you are physically depressed

right now you are physically depressed and if you’re physically depressing

and if you’re physically depressing

and if you’re physically depressing yourself you’re mentally depressing

yourself you’re mentally depressing

yourself you’re mentally depressing yourself and that’s depressing isn’t it

yourself and that’s depressing isn’t it

yourself and that’s depressing isn’t it so if you are able get to your feet so

so if you are able get to your feet so

so if you are able get to your feet so stand yourselves up and we’ll have

stand yourselves up and we’ll have

stand yourselves up and we’ll have another stretch so reach up to the sky

another stretch so reach up to the sky

another stretch so reach up to the sky good

good

good lovely and relax your arms and now give

lovely and relax your arms and now give

lovely and relax your arms and now give the buttocks a bit of a slap let’s wake

the buttocks a bit of a slap let’s wake

the buttocks a bit of a slap let’s wake them up your own buttocks please and

them up your own buttocks please and

them up your own buttocks please and lovely right seat yourselves down push

lovely right seat yourselves down push

lovely right seat yourselves down push your bums as far back in the seat as

your bums as far back in the seat as

your bums as far back in the seat as possible sit on those sit bones and then

possible sit on those sit bones and then

possible sit on those sit bones and then just lean back let the back of the chair

just lean back let the back of the chair

just lean back let the back of the chair support you it was while working in

support you it was while working in

support you it was while working in further in higher education that I saw

further in higher education that I saw

further in higher education that I saw postural problems on the horizon with

postural problems on the horizon with

postural problems on the horizon with the availability and popularity of

the availability and popularity of

the availability and popularity of mobile phones and sure enough

mobile phones and sure enough

mobile phones and sure enough text neck is the latest condition to

text neck is the latest condition to

text neck is the latest condition to accompany the modern age teenagers in

accompany the modern age teenagers in

accompany the modern age teenagers in particular are experiencing excruciating

particular are experiencing excruciating

particular are experiencing excruciating pain in their neck and shoulders as a

pain in their neck and shoulders as a

pain in their neck and shoulders as a direct result of poor posture from using

direct result of poor posture from using

direct result of poor posture from using a mobile phone now your head is roughly

a mobile phone now your head is roughly

a mobile phone now your head is roughly the weight of a medium-sized bowling

the weight of a medium-sized bowling

the weight of a medium-sized bowling ball it’s about 12 pounds when you angle

ball it’s about 12 pounds when you angle

ball it’s about 12 pounds when you angle your head by just 15 degrees you have

your head by just 15 degrees you have

your head by just 15 degrees you have increased the effective weight on your

increased the effective weight on your

increased the effective weight on your neck and spine to 27 pounds

neck and spine to 27 pounds

neck and spine to 27 pounds increase the angle to 45 degrees the

increase the angle to 45 degrees the

increase the angle to 45 degrees the optimum texting angle and you’ve

optimum texting angle and you’ve

optimum texting angle and you’ve increased that weight to a whopping of

increased that weight to a whopping of

increased that weight to a whopping of 49 pounds now apparently that is the

49 pounds now apparently that is the

49 pounds now apparently that is the combined weight of two pokes and a

combined weight of two pokes and a

combined weight of two pokes and a housecat and as a pug owner I’m telling

housecat and as a pug owner I’m telling

housecat and as a pug owner I’m telling you that’s heavy so the answer you can

you that’s heavy so the answer you can

you that’s heavy so the answer you can lift your phone up to use it looking

lift your phone up to use it looking

lift your phone up to use it looking ahead more use your phone an awful lot

ahead more use your phone an awful lot

ahead more use your phone an awful lot less and you can stretch out the

less and you can stretch out the

less and you can stretch out the affected neck muscles by simply sliding

affected neck muscles by simply sliding

affected neck muscles by simply sliding your head back tucking your chin as you

your head back tucking your chin as you

your head back tucking your chin as you do so lifting the back of the skull very

do so lifting the back of the skull very

do so lifting the back of the skull very slightly so that you stretch the neck

slightly so that you stretch the neck

slightly so that you stretch the neck muscles do this for about 30 seconds and

muscles do this for about 30 seconds and

muscles do this for about 30 seconds and then repeat regularly throughout your

then repeat regularly throughout your

then repeat regularly throughout your day now there is one thing that I’d

day now there is one thing that I’d

day now there is one thing that I’d noticed from my years of working with

noticed from my years of working with

noticed from my years of working with posture that can significantly and

posture that can significantly and

posture that can significantly and easily improve your overall health and

easily improve your overall health and

easily improve your overall health and well-being if you would have a physical

well-being if you would have a physical

well-being if you would have a physical injury or trauma as I like to call it so

injury or trauma as I like to call it so

injury or trauma as I like to call it so you broke your leg the body will

you broke your leg the body will

you broke your leg the body will naturally turn and twist in on the

naturally turn and twist in on the

naturally turn and twist in on the injured area seemingly to protect it

injured area seemingly to protect it

injured area seemingly to protect it now a lot of people’s postural problems

now a lot of people’s postural problems

now a lot of people’s postural problems occur because their body’s unnecessary

occur because their body’s unnecessary

occur because their body’s unnecessary stay in this position long after the

stay in this position long after the

stay in this position long after the injury is healed

injury is healed

injury is healed so a good physical therapist will

so a good physical therapist will

so a good physical therapist will address this during recuperation now I

address this during recuperation now I

address this during recuperation now I noticed that working with people with

noticed that working with people with

noticed that working with people with emotional trauma including anxiety

emotional trauma including anxiety

emotional trauma including anxiety depression they these people would adopt

depression they these people would adopt

depression they these people would adopt differing degrees of a fetal position

differing degrees of a fetal position

differing degrees of a fetal position they would effectively cave in around

they would effectively cave in around

they would effectively cave in around the heart what we associate as the

the heart what we associate as the

the heart what we associate as the emotional center as if to protect it so

emotional center as if to protect it so

emotional center as if to protect it so the body was responding in the same way

the body was responding in the same way

the body was responding in the same way to emotional trauma as it would to

to emotional trauma as it would to

to emotional trauma as it would to physical trauma and I found when I got

physical trauma and I found when I got

physical trauma and I found when I got people to lift the sternum or the

people to lift the sternum or the

people to lift the sternum or the breastbone I would see a positive

breastbone I would see a positive

breastbone I would see a positive emotional shift happen after an initial

emotional shift happen after an initial

emotional shift happen after an initial sense of vulnerability physically

sense of vulnerability physically

sense of vulnerability physically opening up exposing the heart our

opening up exposing the heart our

opening up exposing the heart our emotional center can feel incredibly

emotional center can feel incredibly

emotional center can feel incredibly overwhelming but also immensely

overwhelming but also immensely

overwhelming but also immensely empowering so everyone now just let your

empowering so everyone now just let your

empowering so everyone now just let your breastbone drop so you’ve sort of just

breastbone drop so you’ve sort of just

breastbone drop so you’ve sort of just collapsed your upper body keeping

collapsed your upper body keeping

collapsed your upper body keeping everything lovely and relaxed all you’re

everything lovely and relaxed all you’re

everything lovely and relaxed all you’re going to do now is focus on lifting the

going to do now is focus on lifting the

going to do now is focus on lifting the breastbone take it as high as you can

breastbone take it as high as you can

breastbone take it as high as you can everything else is relaxed now the first

everything else is relaxed now the first

everything else is relaxed now the first thing that you might notice is that you

thing that you might notice is that you

thing that you might notice is that you want to take in a deep breath because

want to take in a deep breath because

want to take in a deep breath because this simple move actually positions the

this simple move actually positions the

this simple move actually positions the ribcage for optimum breathing the next

ribcage for optimum breathing the next

ribcage for optimum breathing the next thing you might notice is that you’ve

thing you might notice is that you’ve

thing you might notice is that you’ve engaged the muscles in your lower back

engaged the muscles in your lower back

engaged the muscles in your lower back because you’ve put your spine in better

because you’ve put your spine in better

because you’ve put your spine in better alignment so the postural muscles are

alignment so the postural muscles are

alignment so the postural muscles are now engaged to hold you in that position

now engaged to hold you in that position

now engaged to hold you in that position so simple yet so effective now I’m a

so simple yet so effective now I’m a

so simple yet so effective now I’m a huge fan of superheroes have been almost

huge fan of superheroes have been almost

huge fan of superheroes have been almost a geek level which is why I called my

a geek level which is why I called my

a geek level which is why I called my company superhumans now I think there’s

company superhumans now I think there’s

company superhumans now I think there’s a reason why superheroes of super

a reason why superheroes of super

a reason why superheroes of super superheroes have their emblem on their

superheroes have their emblem on their

superheroes have their emblem on their chest over their heart and all

chest over their heart and all

chest over their heart and all superheroes show off their superhero

superheroes show off their superhero

superheroes show off their superhero emblem with courage and pride

emblem with courage and pride

emblem with courage and pride physically opening out so it’s time for

physically opening out so it’s time for

physically opening out so it’s time for us all to embrace our inner superhero so

us all to embrace our inner superhero so

us all to embrace our inner superhero so it’s at this point that you can get out

it’s at this point that you can get out

it’s at this point that you can get out your superhero cape you did bring your

your superhero cape you did bring your

your superhero cape you did bring your superhero cape didn’t so just me then

superhero cape didn’t so just me then

superhero cape didn’t so just me then okay okay that’s right this will still

okay okay that’s right this will still

okay okay that’s right this will still work we can do this did you like it I

work we can do this did you like it I

work we can do this did you like it I made it myself

made it myself

made it myself I took up sewing last year never saw

I took up sewing last year never saw

I took up sewing last year never saw that one coming so I’d like to thank the

that one coming so I’d like to thank the

that one coming so I’d like to thank the man on the internet who posted how to

man on the internet who posted how to

man on the internet who posted how to make an exact replica of Christopher

make an exact replica of Christopher

make an exact replica of Christopher Reeve Superman one Cape because this is

Reeve Superman one Cape because this is

Reeve Superman one Cape because this is it okay so if you would kindly get

it okay so if you would kindly get

it okay so if you would kindly get yourself to your feet we’re going to

yourself to your feet we’re going to

yourself to your feet we’re going to embrace our inner superhero so taking

embrace our inner superhero so taking

embrace our inner superhero so taking your feet apart make sure they’re nicely

your feet apart make sure they’re nicely

your feet apart make sure they’re nicely firmly planted on the floor fists on

firmly planted on the floor fists on

firmly planted on the floor fists on hips shoulders relaxed and what you get

hips shoulders relaxed and what you get

hips shoulders relaxed and what you get to do before we do anything else you’re

to do before we do anything else you’re

to do before we do anything else you’re going to imagine your own superhero

going to imagine your own superhero

going to imagine your own superhero emblem on your chest now if you don’t

emblem on your chest now if you don’t

emblem on your chest now if you don’t already have an alter-ego then just

already have an alter-ego then just

already have an alter-ego then just imagine your initial on your chest okay

imagine your initial on your chest okay

imagine your initial on your chest okay keeping everything else relaxed you’re

keeping everything else relaxed you’re

keeping everything else relaxed you’re just now going to show the world your

just now going to show the world your

just now going to show the world your superhero emblem excellent and breathe

empowering posture will empower your

empowering posture will empower your thoughts and feelings every single one

thoughts and feelings every single one

thoughts and feelings every single one of you has the capability to be a

of you has the capability to be a

of you has the capability to be a superhuman thank you and remember as

superhuman thank you and remember as

superhuman thank you and remember as Charlie Brown pointed out the worst

Charlie Brown pointed out the worst

Charlie Brown pointed out the worst thing you can do is straighten up and

thing you can do is straighten up and

thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high so stand tall look

hold your head high so stand tall look

hold your head high so stand tall look ahead and keep buggering on

ahead and keep buggering on

ahead and keep buggering on and the great thing of finishing a tour

and the great thing of finishing a tour

and the great thing of finishing a tour Kia is I’ve just orchestrated a standing

Kia is I’ve just orchestrated a standing

Kia is I’ve just orchestrated a standing ovation so thank you very much

ovation so thank you very much

ovation so thank you very much [Applause]

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