although he may not have had the physique to make it as a cop he sure has
physique to make it as a cop he sure has
physique to make it as a cop he sure has a sense of humor to make us laugh hi I’m
a sense of humor to make us laugh hi I’m
a sense of humor to make us laugh hi I’m Veronica with watchmojo.com and today
Veronica with watchmojo.com and today
Veronica with watchmojo.com and today were chatting with comedian Matt
were chatting with comedian Matt
were chatting with comedian Matt Bergman’s here’s the thing when you’re
Bergman’s here’s the thing when you’re
Bergman’s here’s the thing when you’re only a child people think that you’re
only a child people think that you’re
only a child people think that you’re spoiled rotten that was never the case
spoiled rotten that was never the case
spoiled rotten that was never the case for me whenever I screwed up that was
for me whenever I screwed up that was
for me whenever I screwed up that was like the worst thing in the world
like the worst thing in the world
like the worst thing in the world because I didn’t have like an older
because I didn’t have like an older
because I didn’t have like an older sibling that could rat out for doing
sibling that could rat out for doing
sibling that could rat out for doing something way worse than I ever did
something way worse than I ever did
something way worse than I ever did you started County at the age of 21 and
you started County at the age of 21 and
you started County at the age of 21 and have been touring ever since what was it
have been touring ever since what was it
have been touring ever since what was it that got you into this career not being
that got you into this career not being
that got you into this career not being able to do anything else pretty much
able to do anything else pretty much
able to do anything else pretty much tied a criminal justice degree and I’m
tied a criminal justice degree and I’m
tied a criminal justice degree and I’m like five foot seven so it’s not I’m not
like five foot seven so it’s not I’m not
like five foot seven so it’s not I’m not gonna arrest anybody I felt like there’s
gonna arrest anybody I felt like there’s
gonna arrest anybody I felt like there’s something to do after college I started
something to do after college I started
something to do after college I started when I was like 18 but comics never
when I was like 18 but comics never
when I was like 18 but comics never talked about that there’s like two years
talked about that there’s like two years
talked about that there’s like two years I don’t want people even know about this
I don’t want people even know about this
I don’t want people even know about this on stage so basically what happened I
on stage so basically what happened I
on stage so basically what happened I turned 15 is a family joke I decided to
turned 15 is a family joke I decided to
turned 15 is a family joke I decided to create my invisible older brother Peter
create my invisible older brother Peter
create my invisible older brother Peter I Peter my mind’s eye that Jack hasn’t
I Peter my mind’s eye that Jack hasn’t
I Peter my mind’s eye that Jack hasn’t family so my mom forgot about something
family so my mom forgot about something
family so my mom forgot about something small is with God come on Matthew I
small is with God come on Matthew I
small is with God come on Matthew I can’t believe all the dishes in the
can’t believe all the dishes in the
can’t believe all the dishes in the dishwasher I think well at least am i
dishwasher I think well at least am i
dishwasher I think well at least am i selling drugs to children like Peter you
selling drugs to children like Peter you
selling drugs to children like Peter you study criminal justice but didn’t want
study criminal justice but didn’t want
study criminal justice but didn’t want to become a cop because of your size and
to become a cop because of your size and
to become a cop because of your size and this has also stopped you from other
this has also stopped you from other
this has also stopped you from other things like one-night stands can you
things like one-night stands can you
things like one-night stands can you tell us about that
tell us about that
tell us about that I just don’t yeah I just refuse because
I just don’t yeah I just refuse because
I just don’t yeah I just refuse because I’m afraid of the next boyfriend might
I’m afraid of the next boyfriend might
I’m afraid of the next boyfriend might break in and I’m on top of the girl you
break in and I’m on top of the girl you
break in and I’m on top of the girl you know I’m always afraid I’m always
know I’m always afraid I’m always
know I’m always afraid I’m always paranoid like though it probably never
paranoid like though it probably never
paranoid like though it probably never happened I’ve always said I would just
happened I’ve always said I would just
happened I’ve always said I would just act like I was a robot and just until I
act like I was a robot and just until I
act like I was a robot and just until I got out of there just do the robot and
got out of there just do the robot and
got out of there just do the robot and just hope that he thinks he’s like the
just hope that he thinks he’s like the
just hope that he thinks he’s like the robot he doesn’t understand that this is
robot he doesn’t understand that this is
robot he doesn’t understand that this is wrong you have a sarcastic style of
wrong you have a sarcastic style of
wrong you have a sarcastic style of humor how do you come up with your sets
humor how do you come up with your sets
humor how do you come up with your sets a lot of thinking just crazy things and
a lot of thinking just crazy things and
a lot of thinking just crazy things and hopefully translates well downstage but
hopefully translates well downstage but
hopefully translates well downstage but yeah a lot of open mics so when I’m home
yeah a lot of open mics so when I’m home
yeah a lot of open mics so when I’m home I’m usually onstage a couple nights a
I’m usually onstage a couple nights a
I’m usually onstage a couple nights a week just working out it’s always
week just working out it’s always
week just working out it’s always constantly adding stuff to the sides and
constantly adding stuff to the sides and
constantly adding stuff to the sides and taking stuff out that you don’t like
taking stuff out that you don’t like
taking stuff out that you don’t like anymore
anymore
anymore I had him back in my parents for two
I had him back in my parents for two
I had him back in my parents for two months so that just ultimately backfired
months so that just ultimately backfired
months so that just ultimately backfired in my face like I’d be sitting at the
in my face like I’d be sitting at the
in my face like I’d be sitting at the dinner table she’d be staring across
dinner table she’d be staring across
dinner table she’d be staring across going well Matthew Lee’s Peter does
going well Matthew Lee’s Peter does
going well Matthew Lee’s Peter does Lebec homeless parents again peter has a
Lebec homeless parents again peter has a
Lebec homeless parents again peter has a wife the family doesn’t think Peters gay
wife the family doesn’t think Peters gay
wife the family doesn’t think Peters gay what’s going on there snap so my set
what’s going on there snap so my set
what’s going on there snap so my set will always be about 30 minutes long
will always be about 30 minutes long
will always be about 30 minutes long that’s basically I might have an hour of
that’s basically I might have an hour of
that’s basically I might have an hour of material but that’s all gone
material but that’s all gone
material but that’s all gone think about ever again so here’s the
think about ever again so here’s the
think about ever again so here’s the thing guys one day she’ll be in a
thing guys one day she’ll be in a
thing guys one day she’ll be in a nursing home and Peter can take care of
nursing home and Peter can take care of
nursing home and Peter can take care of her so a lot of comedians have to deal
her so a lot of comedians have to deal
her so a lot of comedians have to deal with hecklers but you’ve actually had to
with hecklers but you’ve actually had to
with hecklers but you’ve actually had to deal with a man charge you onstage can
deal with a man charge you onstage can
deal with a man charge you onstage can you tell us about that incident I was
you tell us about that incident I was
you tell us about that incident I was like maybe 22 or 23 and there’s a guy in
like maybe 22 or 23 and there’s a guy in
like maybe 22 or 23 and there’s a guy in a cell phone I just kind of let him know
a cell phone I just kind of let him know
a cell phone I just kind of let him know I’m like you can’t be on a cell phone I
I’m like you can’t be on a cell phone I
I’m like you can’t be on a cell phone I try to do a little crowd work and I was
try to do a little crowd work and I was
try to do a little crowd work and I was like what’s your name is like honey I’m
like what’s your name is like honey I’m
like what’s your name is like honey I’m like Wiener dis assumed in my mind if he
like Wiener dis assumed in my mind if he
like Wiener dis assumed in my mind if he started to walk toward the stage there’s
started to walk toward the stage there’s
started to walk toward the stage there’s like an invisible fence from the stage
like an invisible fence from the stage
like an invisible fence from the stage they’re just shocked him like he was a
they’re just shocked him like he was a
they’re just shocked him like he was a dog and you just go back and he started
dog and you just go back and he started
dog and you just go back and he started coming at me so I walked toward him I
coming at me so I walked toward him I
coming at me so I walked toward him I couldn’t robot out at that point so he’s
couldn’t robot out at that point so he’s
couldn’t robot out at that point so he’s walking toward me I wrapped it up
walking toward me I wrapped it up
walking toward me I wrapped it up somehow and walked offstage I watched in
somehow and walked offstage I watched in
somehow and walked offstage I watched in the manager’s office backstage and I was
the manager’s office backstage and I was
the manager’s office backstage and I was like I’m so sorry I don’t know what
like I’m so sorry I don’t know what
like I’m so sorry I don’t know what happened and he’s like he’s like that
happened and he’s like he’s like that
happened and he’s like he’s like that guy just got out of prison two days ago
guy just got out of prison two days ago
guy just got out of prison two days ago so I had to have a ride back to my condo
so I had to have a ride back to my condo
so I had to have a ride back to my condo at the end of the night it’s pretty
at the end of the night it’s pretty
at the end of the night it’s pretty terrifying it’s always it’s always a
terrifying it’s always it’s always a
terrifying it’s always it’s always a weird time when you call your mom and
weird time when you call your mom and
weird time when you call your mom and she’s like how the show we’re like well
she’s like how the show we’re like well
she’s like how the show we’re like well I’m still alive so I guess good well
I’m still alive so I guess good well
I’m still alive so I guess good well thank you very much and good luck with
thank you very much and good luck with
thank you very much and good luck with everything all right thank you
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