watchmojo.com I am of course world famous comedian John Hastings and
famous comedian John Hastings and
famous comedian John Hastings and welcome to jobs ran of the day and
welcome to jobs ran of the day and
welcome to jobs ran of the day and here’s what we’re talking about recently
here’s what we’re talking about recently
here’s what we’re talking about recently I move cities when i arrived in my new
I move cities when i arrived in my new
I move cities when i arrived in my new city my new home i am a comedian you
city my new home i am a comedian you
city my new home i am a comedian you know that and i went to the first comedy
know that and i went to the first comedy
know that and i went to the first comedy club to perform on the stage and when i
club to perform on the stage and when i
club to perform on the stage and when i arrived all the comedians came up to me
arrived all the comedians came up to me
arrived all the comedians came up to me and they said hey John Hastings are you
and they said hey John Hastings are you
and they said hey John Hastings are you the gay one are you the gay one as if
the gay one are you the gay one as if
the gay one are you the gay one as if the city I had arrived only allows one
the city I had arrived only allows one
the city I had arrived only allows one gay person a year and guess what they
gay person a year and guess what they
gay person a year and guess what they have to be voted in there decided you
have to be voted in there decided you
have to be voted in there decided you were the one who will now suck at the
were the one who will now suck at the
were the one who will now suck at the cock I have nothing against being gay I
cock I have nothing against being gay I
cock I have nothing against being gay I just I’ve never done it before I don’t
just I’ve never done it before I don’t
just I’ve never done it before I don’t know if I’m that skilled I’ve got very
know if I’m that skilled I’ve got very
know if I’m that skilled I’ve got very nervous and then someone enlighten me
nervous and then someone enlighten me
nervous and then someone enlighten me there was another comedian named John
there was another comedian named John
there was another comedian named John Hastings he gay me straight it was very
Hastings he gay me straight it was very
Hastings he gay me straight it was very bizarre because we would hear about each
bizarre because we would hear about each
bizarre because we would hear about each other they would say are you the
other they would say are you the
other they would say are you the straight John Hastings to you the gauge
straight John Hastings to you the gauge
straight John Hastings to you the gauge on Hastings it cost him love and it got
on Hastings it cost him love and it got
on Hastings it cost him love and it got me a lot of strange strange phone
me a lot of strange strange phone
me a lot of strange strange phone numbers I got to tell you and we finally
numbers I got to tell you and we finally
numbers I got to tell you and we finally met and I’m never more nervous in my
met and I’m never more nervous in my
met and I’m never more nervous in my entire life to meet someone because you
entire life to meet someone because you
entire life to meet someone because you here just because someone has your name
here just because someone has your name
here just because someone has your name you think that they’re you I’ve been
you think that they’re you I’ve been
you think that they’re you I’ve been hearing about this guy his various
hearing about this guy his various
hearing about this guy his various boyfriends things that he has done and I
boyfriends things that he has done and I
boyfriends things that he has done and I think was that me am I like in Fight
think was that me am I like in Fight
think was that me am I like in Fight Club do I fall asleep and I wake up in a
Club do I fall asleep and I wake up in a
Club do I fall asleep and I wake up in a cock suck and leather chaps head up to a
cock suck and leather chaps head up to a
cock suck and leather chaps head up to a place called the zippers and just score
place called the zippers and just score
place called the zippers and just score score score score score so I meet him
score score score score so I meet him
score score score score so I meet him and I’m so concerned well we touch in a
and I’m so concerned well we touch in a
and I’m so concerned well we touch in a black vortex open and some sort of devil
black vortex open and some sort of devil
black vortex open and some sort of devil headed red fire monster shootout and
headed red fire monster shootout and
headed red fire monster shootout and cackle at us and will be merged into one
cackle at us and will be merged into one
cackle at us and will be merged into one superhero whose power is to never be
superhero whose power is to never be
superhero whose power is to never be able to please a woman but for very
able to please a woman but for very
able to please a woman but for very different reasons and we fight it him
different reasons and we fight it him
different reasons and we fight it him with his knowledge of musical theatre
with his knowledge of musical theatre
with his knowledge of musical theatre and me with my knowledge of musical
and me with my knowledge of musical
and me with my knowledge of musical theatre yeah love musicals we conquer
theatre yeah love musicals we conquer
theatre yeah love musicals we conquer the Beast triumphant out of breath sit
the Beast triumphant out of breath sit
the Beast triumphant out of breath sit down look at each other and go wow good
down look at each other and go wow good
down look at each other and go wow good job John and then we both die because
job John and then we both die because
job John and then we both die because there only can be one John Hastings he’s
there only can be one John Hastings he’s
there only can be one John Hastings he’s a poet from Britain he died in 1963
a poet from Britain he died in 1963
a poet from Britain he died in 1963 so I was a bunch of palabra but i hope
so I was a bunch of palabra but i hope
so I was a bunch of palabra but i hope you enjoyed it internet I really enjoyed
you enjoyed it internet I really enjoyed
you enjoyed it internet I really enjoyed talking to you today for the Internet I
talking to you today for the Internet I
talking to you today for the Internet I am John Hastings
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