
sugar Sammy is just as spicy as he is sweet you don’t know me hi I’m Veronica
sweet you don’t know me hi I’m Veronica
sweet you don’t know me hi I’m Veronica the watchmojo.com and today we’re
the watchmojo.com and today we’re
the watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking with this fearless comic about
speaking with this fearless comic about
speaking with this fearless comic about his racy routine
his racy routine
his racy routine do you like my hummus in your show you
do you like my hummus in your show you
do you like my hummus in your show you speak a lot about the relationships
speak a lot about the relationships
speak a lot about the relationships between men and women do use your own
between men and women do use your own
between men and women do use your own dating life as your inspiration
dating life as your inspiration
dating life as your inspiration yeah actually use every everything I
yeah actually use every everything I
yeah actually use every everything I read about is comes from my life it
read about is comes from my life it
read about is comes from my life it doesn’t give a very good outlook on the
doesn’t give a very good outlook on the
doesn’t give a very good outlook on the men women thing you know can you say me
men women thing you know can you say me
men women thing you know can you say me love you long time so that didn’t last
love you long time so that didn’t last
love you long time so that didn’t last too long yeah it’s been a disaster so
too long yeah it’s been a disaster so
too long yeah it’s been a disaster so far and I think that’s why people find
far and I think that’s why people find
far and I think that’s why people find it funny because they can laugh at me
it funny because they can laugh at me
it funny because they can laugh at me you know and see that their own
you know and see that their own
you know and see that their own relationship isn’t so bad when it’s
relationship isn’t so bad when it’s
relationship isn’t so bad when it’s compared to my my failures and I went
compared to my my failures and I went
compared to my my failures and I went out with this Lebanese girl for a second
out with this Lebanese girl for a second
out with this Lebanese girl for a second I want to with the French girls and I
I want to with the French girls and I
I want to with the French girls and I went out with the kid Baker girls I
went out with the kid Baker girls I
went out with the kid Baker girls I actually went out with an Asian girl for
actually went out with an Asian girl for
actually went out with an Asian girl for a second I’m not gay I tried it it
a second I’m not gay I tried it it
a second I’m not gay I tried it it sucked so are you always a ladies man
sucked so are you always a ladies man
sucked so are you always a ladies man what sounds a ladies man Mountain most
what sounds a ladies man Mountain most
what sounds a ladies man Mountain most Awkward dude every when the bill comes I
Awkward dude every when the bill comes I
Awkward dude every when the bill comes I go look are we gonna sleep together do
go look are we gonna sleep together do
go look are we gonna sleep together do we split this still live in my parents
we split this still live in my parents
we split this still live in my parents house all right number one so anytime I
house all right number one so anytime I
house all right number one so anytime I bring a woman over I mean it’s gotta be
bring a woman over I mean it’s gotta be
bring a woman over I mean it’s gotta be she’s got to be you know in by midnight
she’s got to be you know in by midnight
she’s got to be you know in by midnight out by 5:00 there forgets tea time at
out by 5:00 there forgets tea time at
out by 5:00 there forgets tea time at 6:00 at my house my mom and I have a
6:00 at my house my mom and I have a
6:00 at my house my mom and I have a great relationship and then my sister
great relationship and then my sister
great relationship and then my sister and I have a great relationship so I
and I have a great relationship so I
and I have a great relationship so I have a sister damn mom so I think I
have a sister damn mom so I think I
have a sister damn mom so I think I always knew how to be the nice guy I
always knew how to be the nice guy I
always knew how to be the nice guy I think that’s what it is which sucks cuz
think that’s what it is which sucks cuz
think that’s what it is which sucks cuz you always end up in that friendship
you always end up in that friendship
you always end up in that friendship zone it’s the worst I’ll do this from
zone it’s the worst I’ll do this from
zone it’s the worst I’ll do this from now and I’m a gentleman I’ll say look
now and I’m a gentleman I’ll say look
now and I’m a gentleman I’ll say look why don’t we split the bill and if we
why don’t we split the bill and if we
why don’t we split the bill and if we sleep together I’ll refund you now other
sleep together I’ll refund you now other
sleep together I’ll refund you now other subjects that you discuss our race and
subjects that you discuss our race and
subjects that you discuss our race and stereotypes do you think that by having
stereotypes do you think that by having
stereotypes do you think that by having people laugh at these you’re helping
people laugh at these you’re helping
people laugh at these you’re helping neutralize racism that’s racist that’s
neutralize racism that’s racist that’s
neutralize racism that’s racist that’s racist white guys laughing that’s racist
racist white guys laughing that’s racist
racist white guys laughing that’s racist never really gave my stand a purpose I
never really gave my stand a purpose I
never really gave my stand a purpose I never thought okay I’m gonna write this
never thought okay I’m gonna write this
never thought okay I’m gonna write this so that people can be aware of it and
so that people can be aware of it and
so that people can be aware of it and there was never been a social purpose
there was never been a social purpose
there was never been a social purpose behind it it’s always been me talking
behind it it’s always been me talking
behind it it’s always been me talking about my life and obviously because I’m
about my life and obviously because I’m
about my life and obviously because I’m a person you know of a certain race I’ve
a person you know of a certain race I’ve
a person you know of a certain race I’ve I’ve experienced racism so it’s really
I’ve experienced racism so it’s really
I’ve experienced racism so it’s really me just venting okay I can’t travel in
me just venting okay I can’t travel in
me just venting okay I can’t travel in the States
the States
the States I get through passport control she gets
I get through passport control she gets
I get through passport control she gets real tense people see me they run back
real tense people see me they run back
real tense people see me they run back hug their family one last time one of
hug their family one last time one of
hug their family one last time one of the things I love about your show is
the things I love about your show is
the things I love about your show is that you talked about how the Latins are
that you talked about how the Latins are
that you talked about how the Latins are the Latin lovers the Italians are
the Latin lovers the Italians are
the Latin lovers the Italians are Italian stallions and you guys have
Italian stallions and you guys have
Italian stallions and you guys have Karma Sutra so you want to know do you
Karma Sutra so you want to know do you
Karma Sutra so you want to know do you have mastered the moves yet if I’ve
have mastered the moves yet if I’ve
have mastered the moves yet if I’ve mastered the chemistry I’ve actually my
mastered the chemistry I’ve actually my
mastered the chemistry I’ve actually my family wrote the Kama Sutra so for all
family wrote the Kama Sutra so for all
family wrote the Kama Sutra so for all the women listening my family wrote the
the women listening my family wrote the
the women listening my family wrote the Kama Sutra I have the hidden chapters at
Kama Sutra I have the hidden chapters at
Kama Sutra I have the hidden chapters at home nobody’s seen those so if you want
home nobody’s seen those so if you want
home nobody’s seen those so if you want in sugar Sami calm Facebook poke me I’ll
in sugar Sami calm Facebook poke me I’ll
in sugar Sami calm Facebook poke me I’ll poke you back I don’t even do the
poke you back I don’t even do the
poke you back I don’t even do the one-night-stand thing anymore I don’t
one-night-stand thing anymore I don’t
one-night-stand thing anymore I don’t know unless someone wants you tonight
thank you very much thank you thanks
thank you very much thank you thanks Veronica
Veronica
Veronica thank you come on man come on come on No
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