everybody’s successful lays a blueprint out you laid a blueprint out I saw
out you laid a blueprint out I saw
out you laid a blueprint out I saw myself honestly as a model when I felt
myself honestly as a model when I felt
myself honestly as a model when I felt you’re gonna have bumps in the road you
you’re gonna have bumps in the road you
you’re gonna have bumps in the road you want to have things that happen that
want to have things that happen that
want to have things that happen that make you have a hiccup and I come from a
make you have a hiccup and I come from a
make you have a hiccup and I come from a happy place even in my place was dark
happy place even in my place was dark
happy place even in my place was dark I’m happy Jim Carrey the comedian
I’m happy Jim Carrey the comedian
I’m happy Jim Carrey the comedian doesn’t stand a chance against Robin
doesn’t stand a chance against Robin
doesn’t stand a chance against Robin Williams the comedian I think I’m sexy I
Williams the comedian I think I’m sexy I
Williams the comedian I think I’m sexy I tell my lady all-time babe
tell my lady all-time babe
tell my lady all-time babe I’m sexy as a father you want to teach a
I’m sexy as a father you want to teach a
I’m sexy as a father you want to teach a kid certain things well I look back at
kid certain things well I look back at
kid certain things well I look back at my life George you know I’d like to
my life George you know I’d like to
my life George you know I’d like to teach
teach
teach he’s an American actor comedian writer
he’s an American actor comedian writer
he’s an American actor comedian writer and producer in 2015
and producer in 2015
and producer in 2015 Time magazine named him one of the top
Time magazine named him one of the top
Time magazine named him one of the top 100 most influential people in the world
100 most influential people in the world
100 most influential people in the world he currently stars as himself in the
he currently stars as himself in the
he currently stars as himself in the lead role of the real husbands of
lead role of the real husbands of
lead role of the real husbands of Hollywood he’s Kevin Hart and here is my
Hollywood he’s Kevin Hart and here is my
Hollywood he’s Kevin Hart and here is my take on his top ten rules for success
take on his top ten rules for success
take on his top ten rules for success rule number one is my personal favorite
rule number one is my personal favorite
rule number one is my personal favorite and make sure to stick around all the
and make sure to stick around all the
and make sure to stick around all the way to the end for some special bonuses
everybody’s successful lays a blueprint
everybody’s successful lays a blueprint out you laid a blueprint out uh you know
out you laid a blueprint out uh you know
out you laid a blueprint out uh you know I can go down a list from comedians to
I can go down a list from comedians to
I can go down a list from comedians to actors to entrepreneurs to self-made
actors to entrepreneurs to self-made
actors to entrepreneurs to self-made moguls you look at Russell Simmons you
moguls you look at Russell Simmons you
moguls you look at Russell Simmons you look at jay-z you look at Tyler Perry
look at jay-z you look at Tyler Perry
look at jay-z you look at Tyler Perry you look at puff I mean you’re looking
you look at puff I mean you’re looking
you look at puff I mean you’re looking at people to start off with a small
at people to start off with a small
at people to start off with a small vision and that vision manifested in
vision and that vision manifested in
vision and that vision manifested in something beyond expectation so what I
something beyond expectation so what I
something beyond expectation so what I did was from the people around me my
did was from the people around me my
did was from the people around me my mentors Eddie Murphy Chris Rock Pryor
mentors Eddie Murphy Chris Rock Pryor
mentors Eddie Murphy Chris Rock Pryor who are all on the wall all in walls
who are all on the wall all in walls
who are all on the wall all in walls yeah also you surround yourself well
yeah also you surround yourself well
yeah also you surround yourself well somewhere I surround myself with a
somewhere I surround myself with a
somewhere I surround myself with a constant reminder of who is great
constant reminder of who is great
constant reminder of who is great constantly I come down these steps every
constantly I come down these steps every
constantly I come down these steps every day I look at Richard oh he’s great I
day I look at Richard oh he’s great I
day I look at Richard oh he’s great I see Eddie he was great I see Chris Rock
see Eddie he was great I see Chris Rock
see Eddie he was great I see Chris Rock he was great it’s a constant reminder
he was great it’s a constant reminder
he was great it’s a constant reminder what am I trying to achieve I want to be
what am I trying to achieve I want to be
what am I trying to achieve I want to be great so that motivates me so what
great so that motivates me so what
great so that motivates me so what taking separates me is my drive my drive
taking separates me is my drive my drive
taking separates me is my drive my drive is other people’s success are you
is other people’s success are you
is other people’s success are you surprised by your success at all I don’t
surprised by your success at all I don’t
surprised by your success at all I don’t want to say I am because then I think
want to say I am because then I think
want to say I am because then I think that means you’re doing something for
that means you’re doing something for
that means you’re doing something for for a lesser benefit you know I think
for a lesser benefit you know I think
for a lesser benefit you know I think you do anything to maximize your
you do anything to maximize your
you do anything to maximize your potential in whatever realm you put
potential in whatever realm you put
potential in whatever realm you put yourself in with entertainment there’s
yourself in with entertainment there’s
yourself in with entertainment there’s so many doors that you can go through I
so many doors that you can go through I
so many doors that you can go through I mean you’re literally looking at 15 to
mean you’re literally looking at 15 to
mean you’re literally looking at 15 to 20 doors yeah by going back in your life
20 doors yeah by going back in your life
20 doors yeah by going back in your life would you
would you
would you ever see yourself in this position
ever see yourself in this position
ever see yourself in this position position I saw myself honestly as a
position I saw myself honestly as a
position I saw myself honestly as a model when I felt my runway
model when I felt my runway
model when I felt my runway ah no it was weird kids clothes I was
ah no it was weird kids clothes I was
ah no it was weird kids clothes I was doing the point that I’m making is I saw
doing the point that I’m making is I saw
doing the point that I’m making is I saw myself going in a direction where I
myself going in a direction where I
myself going in a direction where I would be able to make people smile and
would be able to make people smile and
would be able to make people smile and stand-up comedy is one thing that I knew
stand-up comedy is one thing that I knew
stand-up comedy is one thing that I knew that would be able to put me in that
that would be able to put me in that
that would be able to put me in that position and stand-up comedy has taken
position and stand-up comedy has taken
position and stand-up comedy has taken me into a place that you know is it me
me into a place that you know is it me
me into a place that you know is it me love this life is too short and I feel
love this life is too short and I feel
love this life is too short and I feel like everyone needs to live love and
like everyone needs to live love and
like everyone needs to live love and laugh and understand like you know
laugh and understand like you know
laugh and understand like you know you’re constantly evolving things a
you’re constantly evolving things a
you’re constantly evolving things a constant changing thing you’re
constant changing thing you’re
constant changing thing you’re constantly putting and putting people in
constantly putting and putting people in
constantly putting and putting people in a position where they can get better and
a position where they can get better and
a position where they can get better and do better we’re doing a lot better a lot
do better we’re doing a lot better a lot
do better we’re doing a lot better a lot better you’re gonna have bumps in a row
better you’re gonna have bumps in a row
better you’re gonna have bumps in a row you’re gonna have things that happen
you’re gonna have things that happen
you’re gonna have things that happen that make you have a hiccup and in
that make you have a hiccup and in
that make you have a hiccup and in question are we doing better but that’s
question are we doing better but that’s
question are we doing better but that’s life that’s the course of life but you
life that’s the course of life but you
life that’s the course of life but you know I’m I’m a I’m a positive person I’m
know I’m I’m a I’m a positive person I’m
know I’m I’m a I’m a positive person I’m a realistic and positive person so I see
a realistic and positive person so I see
a realistic and positive person so I see where we are I’m happy where we are and
where we are I’m happy where we are and
where we are I’m happy where we are and I know where we can be five or 10 years
I know where we can be five or 10 years
I know where we can be five or 10 years ago
ago
ago they can continue to get better and grow
they can continue to get better and grow
they can continue to get better and grow for me you know what I believe hard work
for me you know what I believe hard work
for me you know what I believe hard work pays off
pays off
pays off you know um when you say it’s been a
you know um when you say it’s been a
you know um when you say it’s been a it’s been my year and it’s it’s my time
it’s been my year and it’s it’s my time
it’s been my year and it’s it’s my time you know uh Hollywood has a way of
you know uh Hollywood has a way of
you know uh Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like overnight
making everything seem like overnight
making everything seem like overnight success oh my god where’d this guy come
success oh my god where’d this guy come
success oh my god where’d this guy come from oh this kid who is he looking at as
from oh this kid who is he looking at as
from oh this kid who is he looking at as a massive star eighteen years in the
a massive star eighteen years in the
a massive star eighteen years in the business you know he put in 10,000 hour
business you know he put in 10,000 hour
business you know he put in 10,000 hour I put it I put in my time you know I got
I put it I put in my time you know I got
I put it I put in my time you know I got I got dues that that have been paid and
I got dues that that have been paid and
I got dues that that have been paid and paid again and paid one more time after
paid again and paid one more time after
paid again and paid one more time after that I stayed true to my dreams and by
that I stayed true to my dreams and by
that I stayed true to my dreams and by doing that eventually they came true
doing that eventually they came true
doing that eventually they came true comedians Gardens stage and they’re
comedians Gardens stage and they’re
comedians Gardens stage and they’re hiding who they are you know there’s a
hiding who they are you know there’s a
hiding who they are you know there’s a lot of comedians come from a dark place
lot of comedians come from a dark place
lot of comedians come from a dark place do you let it all out
do you let it all out
do you let it all out I come from a heavy place even though my
I come from a heavy place even though my
I come from a heavy place even though my place was dark I’m happy yeah I’m happy
place was dark I’m happy yeah I’m happy
place was dark I’m happy yeah I’m happy simply because I have no reason to be
simply because I have no reason to be
simply because I have no reason to be angry ah life is too short to be angry
angry ah life is too short to be angry
angry ah life is too short to be angry so the things that I do feel a certain
so the things that I do feel a certain
so the things that I do feel a certain type of way about it I may get upset
type of way about it I may get upset
type of way about it I may get upset about I let it out I get out on stage
about I let it out I get out on stage
about I let it out I get out on stage and I allow other people to judge it and
and I allow other people to judge it and
and I allow other people to judge it and laugh at it and
laugh at it and
laugh at it and the reason why you’re laughing is
the reason why you’re laughing is
the reason why you’re laughing is because I’m being honest and I think
because I’m being honest and I think
because I’m being honest and I think when people can relate to that
when people can relate to that
when people can relate to that honesty truth is always a fun yet it is
honesty truth is always a fun yet it is
honesty truth is always a fun yet it is the funniest I don’t care what happens
the funniest I don’t care what happens
the funniest I don’t care what happens to you there is a positive and a
to you there is a positive and a
to you there is a positive and a negative in anything that happens to you
negative in anything that happens to you
negative in anything that happens to you and you think about it after you’re done
and you think about it after you’re done
and you think about it after you’re done being negative I guarantee you’ll laugh
being negative I guarantee you’ll laugh
being negative I guarantee you’ll laugh and I guarantee I don’t care how bad how
and I guarantee I don’t care how bad how
and I guarantee I don’t care how bad how severe it is after it’s happened when
severe it is after it’s happened when
severe it is after it’s happened when you really break down what happened a
you really break down what happened a
you really break down what happened a human condition oh my goodness sometime
human condition oh my goodness sometime
human condition oh my goodness sometime sometime well ours in a flower if you
sometime well ours in a flower if you
sometime well ours in a flower if you ask any comedian that has a real
ask any comedian that has a real
ask any comedian that has a real understanding and knowledge of stand-up
understanding and knowledge of stand-up
understanding and knowledge of stand-up comedy today people probably say Dave
comedy today people probably say Dave
comedy today people probably say Dave Chappelle is the best pound-for-pound
Chappelle is the best pound-for-pound
Chappelle is the best pound-for-pound okay um and that’s including everybody
okay um and that’s including everybody
okay um and that’s including everybody that’s you know this is one of the most
that’s you know this is one of the most
that’s you know this is one of the most creative guys on the planet when it
creative guys on the planet when it
creative guys on the planet when it comes to breaking down the joke and
comes to breaking down the joke and
comes to breaking down the joke and making a joke a joke within a joke
making a joke a joke within a joke
making a joke a joke within a joke within a joke Dave Chappelle doesn’t
within a joke Dave Chappelle doesn’t
within a joke Dave Chappelle doesn’t like nobody else it’s a science
like nobody else it’s a science
like nobody else it’s a science true story man Chris Rock watch Dave
true story man Chris Rock watch Dave
true story man Chris Rock watch Dave Chappelle at the Comedy Cellar
Chappelle at the Comedy Cellar
Chappelle at the Comedy Cellar me and Chris Rock went up already you
me and Chris Rock went up already you
me and Chris Rock went up already you know man Chris Rock I called Chris and
know man Chris Rock I called Chris and
know man Chris Rock I called Chris and Chris come down I’m working on some
Chris come down I’m working on some
Chris come down I’m working on some material I want you to look at it Chris
material I want you to look at it Chris
material I want you to look at it Chris had hired me too I’m coming down he said
had hired me too I’m coming down he said
had hired me too I’m coming down he said I want you you watching me those punch
I want you you watching me those punch
I want you you watching me those punch each other watch uh I watched Chris
each other watch uh I watched Chris
each other watch uh I watched Chris after you watch me we talking about I
after you watch me we talking about I
after you watch me we talking about I says Dave Chappelle comes in randomly –
says Dave Chappelle comes in randomly –
says Dave Chappelle comes in randomly – fell goes up me and Chris watch Dave
fell goes up me and Chris watch Dave
fell goes up me and Chris watch Dave Chappelle’s swear to god we took out we
Chappelle’s swear to god we took out we
Chappelle’s swear to god we took out we took out our material balled it up with
took out our material balled it up with
took out our material balled it up with the are we talking about like we were so
the are we talking about like we were so
the are we talking about like we were so pissed off with our level of thinking
pissed off with our level of thinking
pissed off with our level of thinking yeah like it – James Brown – man thank
yeah like it – James Brown – man thank
yeah like it – James Brown – man thank you but he’s that good now louis c.k on
you but he’s that good now louis c.k on
you but he’s that good now louis c.k on the other hand it’s polished as they
the other hand it’s polished as they
the other hand it’s polished as they come yeah Louie CK is a bad boy man like
come yeah Louie CK is a bad boy man like
come yeah Louie CK is a bad boy man like Louie CK we’ll take your common premise
Louie CK we’ll take your common premise
Louie CK we’ll take your common premise and that premise becomes a 10-minute bit
and that premise becomes a 10-minute bit
and that premise becomes a 10-minute bit yeah and that bit becomes a a in the arc
yeah and that bit becomes a a in the arc
yeah and that bit becomes a a in the arc within the whole set that he’s doing and
within the whole set that he’s doing and
within the whole set that he’s doing and when you look at it at the end of the
when you look at it at the end of the
when you look at it at the end of the set what he’s what he’s bringing on is
set what he’s what he’s bringing on is
set what he’s what he’s bringing on is you know who he is that’s it that’s a
you know who he is that’s it that’s a
you know who he is that’s it that’s a great comedian you walk away and you
great comedian you walk away and you
great comedian you walk away and you know that guy’s life but not in a way to
know that guy’s life but not in a way to
know that guy’s life but not in a way to where you studied it but in the way to
where you studied it but in the way to
where you studied it but in the way to where you related to it and he made he
where you related to it and he made he
where you related to it and he made he painted such a perfect picture that all
painted such a perfect picture that all
painted such a perfect picture that all you did was just go oh my god I get it I
you did was just go oh my god I get it I
you did was just go oh my god I get it I know that Louie CK is divorced I know
know that Louie CK is divorced I know
know that Louie CK is divorced I know Luiz he cans too
Luiz he cans too
Luiz he cans too I know that one of his daughters is his
I know that one of his daughters is his
I know that one of his daughters is his favorite I noted the other little girl
favorite I noted the other little girl
favorite I noted the other little girl he likes her but she’s an asshole I know
he likes her but she’s an asshole I know
he likes her but she’s an asshole I know I know this because of not only his
I know this because of not only his
I know this because of not only his material but he says it in a way to
material but he says it in a way to
material but he says it in a way to where you can see he’s authentic it’s
where you can see he’s authentic it’s
where you can see he’s authentic it’s not this is a force comedy and I think
not this is a force comedy and I think
not this is a force comedy and I think that’s the bridge behind those comedians
that’s the bridge behind those comedians
that’s the bridge behind those comedians Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Robin Williams oh man doh Oh Jim Carrey of all people
oh man doh Oh Jim Carrey of all people
oh man doh Oh Jim Carrey of all people oh we got it we got to be honest you
oh we got it we got to be honest you
oh we got it we got to be honest you gotta be on okay all right um Jim Carrey
gotta be on okay all right um Jim Carrey
gotta be on okay all right um Jim Carrey the comedian doesn’t stand a chance
the comedian doesn’t stand a chance
the comedian doesn’t stand a chance against Robin Williams the comedian uh I
against Robin Williams the comedian uh I
against Robin Williams the comedian uh I think it’s better to break these two
think it’s better to break these two
think it’s better to break these two down um for for comedic acting because
down um for for comedic acting because
down um for for comedic acting because Robin Williams as a comedian when you
Robin Williams as a comedian when you
Robin Williams as a comedian when you understand if you really really are
understand if you really really are
understand if you really really are educated a robber was one of the best
educated a robber was one of the best
educated a robber was one of the best impressionist to ever do it and to
impressionist to ever do it and to
impressionist to ever do it and to really like when I say dive into an
really like when I say dive into an
really like when I say dive into an impression Robin winds became the people
impression Robin winds became the people
impression Robin winds became the people that he impersonated like he’s he
that he impersonated like he’s he
that he impersonated like he’s he literally set the arc for so many other
literally set the arc for so many other
literally set the arc for so many other people behind him to start to break it
people behind him to start to break it
people behind him to start to break it down and get all the little nuances
down and get all the little nuances
down and get all the little nuances because from the from the body posture
because from the from the body posture
because from the from the body posture to the facial to the mannerisms Robert
to the facial to the mannerisms Robert
to the facial to the mannerisms Robert Williams pound-for-pound was was the the
Williams pound-for-pound was was the the
Williams pound-for-pound was was the the best at it when it comes to comedic
best at it when it comes to comedic
best at it when it comes to comedic acting goddamn it man Jim Carrey you
acting goddamn it man Jim Carrey you
acting goddamn it man Jim Carrey you know if you don’t want to give him his
know if you don’t want to give him his
know if you don’t want to give him his respect that’s one of you I will uh Jim
respect that’s one of you I will uh Jim
respect that’s one of you I will uh Jim Carrey when it comes to physical comedy
Carrey when it comes to physical comedy
Carrey when it comes to physical comedy I don’t think nobody touches Jim Carrey
I don’t think nobody touches Jim Carrey
I don’t think nobody touches Jim Carrey when it comes to physical comedy I think
when it comes to physical comedy I think
when it comes to physical comedy I think Robin Williams is amazing at adapting to
Robin Williams is amazing at adapting to
Robin Williams is amazing at adapting to whatever character he chooses to be in
whatever character he chooses to be in
whatever character he chooses to be in the film but Jim Carrey sacrifices his
the film but Jim Carrey sacrifices his
the film but Jim Carrey sacrifices his body for it take Jim Carrey throws
body for it take Jim Carrey throws
body for it take Jim Carrey throws himself against a wall he if you look at
himself against a wall he if you look at
himself against a wall he if you look at if you look at me myself and Irene the
if you look at me myself and Irene the
if you look at me myself and Irene the scene where he fought himself and
scene where he fought himself and
scene where he fought himself and grabbed his neck and threw himself off
grabbed his neck and threw himself off
grabbed his neck and threw himself off the cliff and got up and jabbed and had
the cliff and got up and jabbed and had
the cliff and got up and jabbed and had the conversation between two two guys
the conversation between two two guys
the conversation between two two guys Jim Carrey set the tone for other people
Jim Carrey set the tone for other people
Jim Carrey set the tone for other people to do it and get hard what I’m trying to
to do it and get hard what I’m trying to
to do it and get hard what I’m trying to do the prison yard scene and I’m
do the prison yard scene and I’m
do the prison yard scene and I’m imitating two people that’s a reflection
imitating two people that’s a reflection
imitating two people that’s a reflection of Jim Carrey and what Jim County has
of Jim Carrey and what Jim County has
of Jim Carrey and what Jim County has shown when you go look at Ace Ventura
shown when you go look at Ace Ventura
shown when you go look at Ace Ventura pet detective and from the silliness of
pet detective and from the silliness of
pet detective and from the silliness of Jim Carrey talking with his but that’s
Jim Carrey talking with his but that’s
Jim Carrey talking with his but that’s that stuff now human look if you look at
that stuff now human look if you look at
that stuff now human look if you look at him you think comedy man that stuff
him you think comedy man that stuff
him you think comedy man that stuff sticks in people’s heads Jim Carrey uh
sticks in people’s heads Jim Carrey uh
sticks in people’s heads Jim Carrey uh acting like he was birth out the
acting like he was birth out the
acting like he was birth out the elephants bud and playing like the baby
elephants bud and playing like the baby
elephants bud and playing like the baby stuff he is a different level of
stuff he is a different level of
stuff he is a different level of thinking and he just went dark for a
thinking and he just went dark for a
thinking and he just went dark for a minute and went into serious roles but I
minute and went into serious roles but I
minute and went into serious roles but I don’t think anybody touches Jim Carrey
don’t think anybody touches Jim Carrey
don’t think anybody touches Jim Carrey in that realm and you know from what I
in that realm and you know from what I
in that realm and you know from what I do and what I attempt to do I’m
do and what I attempt to do I’m
do and what I attempt to do I’m attempting things and creating nuances
attempting things and creating nuances
attempting things and creating nuances from the things that I’ve seen from the
from the things that I’ve seen from the
from the things that I’ve seen from the greats and Jim Carrey is one of those
greats and Jim Carrey is one of those
greats and Jim Carrey is one of those greats shot at the Rob Williams I can’t
greats shot at the Rob Williams I can’t
greats shot at the Rob Williams I can’t do impressions but if I could I would
do impressions but if I could I would
do impressions but if I could I would definitely try to do them the way you
definitely try to do them the way you
definitely try to do them the way you did it brother cuz nobody does a better
did it brother cuz nobody does a better
did it brother cuz nobody does a better rusted piece I’m beyond confident I’m
rusted piece I’m beyond confident I’m
rusted piece I’m beyond confident I’m not cocky I’m so confident I’m confident
not cocky I’m so confident I’m confident
not cocky I’m so confident I’m confident on Who I am I’m confident in the person
on Who I am I’m confident in the person
on Who I am I’m confident in the person that I am I think I’m sexy I tell my
that I am I think I’m sexy I tell my
that I am I think I’m sexy I tell my lady all-time babe I’m sexy I’ve got two
lady all-time babe I’m sexy I’ve got two
lady all-time babe I’m sexy I’ve got two ugly totems that’s it that’s the only
ugly totems that’s it that’s the only
ugly totems that’s it that’s the only thing I just I love me and and you sexy
thing I just I love me and and you sexy
thing I just I love me and and you sexy with your socks on yeah means I don’t
with your socks on yeah means I don’t
with your socks on yeah means I don’t take my socks off okay I’ll take my but
take my socks off okay I’ll take my but
take my socks off okay I’ll take my but I’ll wear good socks that’s the plus I
I’ll wear good socks that’s the plus I
I’ll wear good socks that’s the plus I just don’t believe I don’t believe in
just don’t believe I don’t believe in
just don’t believe I don’t believe in change I don’t believe in in doing
change I don’t believe in in doing
change I don’t believe in in doing things to to manufacture my body to
things to to manufacture my body to
things to to manufacture my body to appeal to what I think people might like
appeal to what I think people might like
appeal to what I think people might like this is is it this is this is what I was
this is is it this is this is what I was
this is is it this is this is what I was given there’s my playing cards if we
given there’s my playing cards if we
given there’s my playing cards if we just playing poker I got to make this
just playing poker I got to make this
just playing poker I got to make this hand work yeah this is it for me and
hand work yeah this is it for me and
hand work yeah this is it for me and this is what I’m gonna ride out so how
this is what I’m gonna ride out so how
this is what I’m gonna ride out so how do you not embrace it you won like yeah
do you not embrace it you won like yeah
do you not embrace it you won like yeah one in one life I’m gonna embrace my you
one in one life I’m gonna embrace my you
one in one life I’m gonna embrace my you run out of energy emotionally physically
run out of energy emotionally physically
run out of energy emotionally physically not sleeping this is me oh this is me on
not sleeping this is me oh this is me on
not sleeping this is me oh this is me on no sleep right now um I don’t I keep I
no sleep right now um I don’t I keep I
no sleep right now um I don’t I keep I can’t express how happy of a person I am
can’t express how happy of a person I am
can’t express how happy of a person I am I can’t express how inspiring in ah I
I can’t express how inspiring in ah I
I can’t express how inspiring in ah I guess you can say motivating my life and
guess you can say motivating my life and
guess you can say motivating my life and the people around me are I think there’s
the people around me are I think there’s
the people around me are I think there’s a fine line you don’t ever want to
a fine line you don’t ever want to
a fine line you don’t ever want to offend people you don’t ever want to
offend people you don’t ever want to
offend people you don’t ever want to stir up any trouble sardines ative you
stir up any trouble sardines ative you
stir up any trouble sardines ative you keep itself evolved you’re fine you know
keep itself evolved you’re fine you know
keep itself evolved you’re fine you know the key in the art that I’ve learned is
the key in the art that I’ve learned is
the key in the art that I’ve learned is basically to do these things with the
basically to do these things with the
basically to do these things with the doing in such a cool way people laugh
doing in such a cool way people laugh
doing in such a cool way people laugh but they go yo even though he’s saying
but they go yo even though he’s saying
but they go yo even though he’s saying things that he’s saying
things that he’s saying
things that he’s saying the way he’s saying it it’s funny the
the way he’s saying it it’s funny the
the way he’s saying it it’s funny the way he’s saying the way he goes about it
way he’s saying the way he goes about it
way he’s saying the way he goes about it to get his point across it’s very unique
to get his point across it’s very unique
to get his point across it’s very unique and funny and that’s the trick to being
and funny and that’s the trick to being
and funny and that’s the trick to being universal and making everybody laugh
universal and making everybody laugh
universal and making everybody laugh what can you pass along to your kids
what can you pass along to your kids
what can you pass along to your kids that they would understand uh what you
that they would understand uh what you
that they would understand uh what you know what George is funny you say that
know what George is funny you say that
know what George is funny you say that because uh Ivan I’m having a hard time
because uh Ivan I’m having a hard time
because uh Ivan I’m having a hard time with figuring out the type of life
with figuring out the type of life
with figuring out the type of life lessons you know that I’ve done trying
lessons you know that I’ve done trying
lessons you know that I’ve done trying to hand my kids you know basically as a
to hand my kids you know basically as a
to hand my kids you know basically as a father you want to teach your kid
father you want to teach your kid
father you want to teach your kid certain things I look back at my life
certain things I look back at my life
certain things I look back at my life George you know however not to teach
George you know however not to teach
George you know however not to teach here’s the one thing like okay my
here’s the one thing like okay my
here’s the one thing like okay my daughter and this is me being very
daughter and this is me being very
daughter and this is me being very honest you guys my daughter’s a little
honest you guys my daughter’s a little
honest you guys my daughter’s a little princess beautiful she’s spoiled so you
princess beautiful she’s spoiled so you
princess beautiful she’s spoiled so you know I’m one way with her boom my son
know I’m one way with her boom my son
know I’m one way with her boom my son I’m like I live in LA I’m in the valley
I’m like I live in LA I’m in the valley
I’m like I live in LA I’m in the valley you know my son ain’t around tough kids
you know my son ain’t around tough kids
you know my son ain’t around tough kids my main thing is teaching my son how to
my main thing is teaching my son how to
my main thing is teaching my son how to fight and how old is he my son’s three
fight and how old is he my son’s three
fight and how old is he my son’s three okay you know this thing goes all these
okay you know this thing goes all these
okay you know this thing goes all these daycares crazy all right
daycares crazy all right
daycares crazy all right I caught a little boy putting paste in
I caught a little boy putting paste in
I caught a little boy putting paste in my son’s mouth that’s what I had enough
my son’s mouth that’s what I had enough
my son’s mouth that’s what I had enough time to teach my son how to defend
time to teach my son how to defend
time to teach my son how to defend himself now the only problem I’m having
himself now the only problem I’m having
himself now the only problem I’m having my son my son thinks he’s spider-man
my son my son thinks he’s spider-man
my son my son thinks he’s spider-man George for real like this
George for real like this
George for real like this I’m not joking like like when we play he
I’m not joking like like when we play he
I’m not joking like like when we play he went me like this
went me like this
went me like this but because I’m dead like because I’m
but because I’m dead like because I’m
but because I’m dead like because I’m his dad when he does it I gotta act like
his dad when he does it I gotta act like
his dad when he does it I gotta act like I’m cold I’m like oh no you know let me
I’m cold I’m like oh no you know let me
I’m cold I’m like oh no you know let me out let me out so lets us play it let me
out let me out so lets us play it let me
out let me out so lets us play it let me tell you why this is bad I’m not joking
tell you why this is bad I’m not joking
tell you why this is bad I’m not joking so I go to pick him up from school right
so I go to pick him up from school right
so I go to pick him up from school right this little boys hitting my son in the
this little boys hitting my son in the
this little boys hitting my son in the head with a truck right my son on the
head with a truck right my son on the
head with a truck right my son on the floor doing this
no I’m not so laughing boy you make your
no I’m not so laughing boy you make your chance you’re not spider-man
chance you’re not spider-man
chance you’re not spider-man you’re not spider moves you try to get
you’re not spider moves you try to get
you’re not spider moves you try to get me okay let me out let dad out y’all
me okay let me out let dad out y’all
me okay let me out let dad out y’all lads I’m being so serious man for my
lads I’m being so serious man for my
lads I’m being so serious man for my household son is in trouble if I don’t
household son is in trouble if I don’t
household son is in trouble if I don’t save him hey you really think he’s
save him hey you really think he’s
save him hey you really think he’s fighting me joy oh don’t judge my son
don’t come here web sort of web oh yeah
don’t come here web sort of web oh yeah yeah
yeah
yeah y’all better act like y’all coordinate
y’all better act like y’all coordinate
y’all better act like y’all coordinate Kevin I want you to pretend that you’re
Kevin I want you to pretend that you’re
Kevin I want you to pretend that you’re Dwayne in high school and and Riley
Dwayne in high school and and Riley
Dwayne in high school and and Riley you’re you’re Kevin in high school okay
you’re you’re Kevin in high school okay
you’re you’re Kevin in high school okay and answer just a few questions I’m
and answer just a few questions I’m
and answer just a few questions I’m Kevin Hart high school right now 17
Kevin Hart high school right now 17
Kevin Hart high school right now 17 years old okay DJ hey you guys go what
years old okay DJ hey you guys go what
years old okay DJ hey you guys go what would you like to be when you grow up
okay
okay I’m packing me a fireman that would be
I’m packing me a fireman that would be
I’m packing me a fireman that would be cool
cool
cool hey I’m willing to be a fireman are you
hey I’m willing to be a fireman are you
hey I’m willing to be a fireman are you gonna eat that pudding okay right even
gonna eat that pudding okay right even
gonna eat that pudding okay right even come back with something strong yeah
come back with something strong yeah
come back with something strong yeah okay
okay
okay I’m Kevin Hart right right high school
I’m Kevin Hart right right high school
I’m Kevin Hart right right high school okay you sure hear me cheering Oh
panting come on come on hey miss Johnson
panting come on come on hey miss Johnson yeah I’m gonna do good on that test yes
yeah I’m gonna do good on that test yes
yeah I’m gonna do good on that test yes sorry I think it’s two flies having sex
sorry I think it’s two flies having sex
sorry I think it’s two flies having sex behind you look at this very serious
behind you look at this very serious
behind you look at this very serious look how big that is that’s two flies
look how big that is that’s two flies
look how big that is that’s two flies you see that Wow
you see that Wow
you see that Wow I’m sorry I was pretty amazing to me
I’m sorry I was pretty amazing to me
I’m sorry I was pretty amazing to me never see anything oh oh Jesus Christ
never see anything oh oh Jesus Christ
never see anything oh oh Jesus Christ all right and the little guy was a
all right and the little guy was a
all right and the little guy was a strategy to fighting first of all uh I
strategy to fighting first of all uh I
strategy to fighting first of all uh I don’t want people fight man you know I’m
don’t want people fight man you know I’m
don’t want people fight man you know I’m a god of most positive so I love love
a god of most positive so I love love
a god of most positive so I love love but if you are gonna fight and you small
but if you are gonna fight and you small
but if you are gonna fight and you small you bite your bite well you’re gonna
you bite your bite well you’re gonna
you bite your bite well you’re gonna bite man to go go low and bite go go for
bite man to go go low and bite go go for
bite man to go go low and bite go go for go for either cash or an Achilles tendon
go for either cash or an Achilles tendon
go for either cash or an Achilles tendon that’s what you might
that’s what you might
that’s what you might everybody knows that it’ll take your
everybody knows that it’ll take your
everybody knows that it’ll take your opponent out nobody can’t withstand a
opponent out nobody can’t withstand a
opponent out nobody can’t withstand a bike on Achilles tendon you’re gonna do
bike on Achilles tendon you’re gonna do
bike on Achilles tendon you’re gonna do this instantly that person goes down and
this instantly that person goes down and
this instantly that person goes down and get the best of him you want everybody
get the best of him you want everybody
get the best of him you want everybody knows did you have that girl’s like did
knows did you have that girl’s like did
knows did you have that girl’s like did you have a lot of trouble keeping a
you have a lot of trouble keeping a
you have a lot of trouble keeping a short guy and try to my work yeah
short guy and try to my work yeah
short guy and try to my work yeah now upbeat a woman knows I’m a known
now upbeat a woman knows I’m a known
now upbeat a woman knows I’m a known killer man
thank you so much for watching I made
thank you so much for watching I made this video because Samari Alexander
this video because Samari Alexander
this video because Samari Alexander asked me to so if there’s a famous
asked me to so if there’s a famous
asked me to so if there’s a famous entrepreneur that you want me to profile
entrepreneur that you want me to profile
entrepreneur that you want me to profile next leave in the comments below and
next leave in the comments below and
next leave in the comments below and I’ll see what I can do I also love to
I’ll see what I can do I also love to
I’ll see what I can do I also love to know which of the top 10 rule to the
know which of the top 10 rule to the
know which of the top 10 rule to the biggest impact on you and why what
biggest impact on you and why what
biggest impact on you and why what change you’re going to make now after
change you’re going to make now after
change you’re going to make now after watching this video leave in the
watching this video leave in the
watching this video leave in the comments I’ll join the discussion thank
comments I’ll join the discussion thank
comments I’ll join the discussion thank you so much for watching
you so much for watching
you so much for watching continue to believe or whatever your one
continue to believe or whatever your one
continue to believe or whatever your one word is and I’ll see you soon
now there is a beautiful crowd man I
now there is a beautiful crowd man I love big crowds just to get something
love big crowds just to get something
love big crowds just to get something off my chest before I even start
off my chest before I even start
off my chest before I even start everything I say here tonight is a joke
everything I say here tonight is a joke
everything I say here tonight is a joke okay
okay
okay it was nothing else I don’t know how to
it was nothing else I don’t know how to
it was nothing else I don’t know how to mentally stuff to series I mean nobody
mentally stuff to series I mean nobody
mentally stuff to series I mean nobody come up to me after the show talking
come up to me after the show talking
come up to me after the show talking about who’s the funny one now
don’t let it be known try to fight I
don’t let it be known try to fight I would rob a lot of times in life
don’t get your stuff you know that point
don’t get your stuff you know that point now we’ll drink oh I just get real fan
now we’ll drink oh I just get real fan
now we’ll drink oh I just get real fan right here don’t make no sudden
right here don’t make no sudden
right here don’t make no sudden movements and put your hands on
we’ll be different about getting Bravo
we’ll be different about getting Bravo big people you know think that shit be
big people you know think that shit be
big people you know think that shit be robbing people you know are you a big
robbing people you know are you a big
robbing people you know are you a big guy you brought me a fake setter you
guy you brought me a fake setter you
guy you brought me a fake setter you know why you’re bigger 14 I would let it
know why you’re bigger 14 I would let it
know why you’re bigger 14 I would let it go there’s not going down like that
go there’s not going down like that
go there’s not going down like that you’re not gonna get robbed by women so
you’re not gonna get robbed by women so
you’re not gonna get robbed by women so kids run up or down
you know you go skiing you call initial
you know you go skiing you call initial mister
he brought me he upset with me because I
he brought me he upset with me because I didn’t know
talking to you you wait a minute all
talking to you you wait a minute all right
get robbed you know they say it made you
get robbed you know they say it made you together right so I run upon us to rock
together right so I run upon us to rock
together right so I run upon us to rock us if I run from the situation I’m a
us if I run from the situation I’m a
us if I run from the situation I’m a bitch through this business situation
bitch through this business situation
bitch through this business situation right head around certain friends of
right head around certain friends of
right head around certain friends of mine
me because she goes you know I’m
me because she goes you know I’m stealing just watching that was the king
stealing just watching that was the king
stealing just watching that was the king is my time I got away I’m not she had
is my time I got away I’m not she had
is my time I got away I’m not she had keys to the car turn around they were
keys to the car turn around they were
keys to the car turn around they were still hitting us go something I’m
still hitting us go something I’m
still hitting us go something I’m waiting
waiting
waiting ain’t no sense in both of us getting I
ain’t no sense in both of us getting I
ain’t no sense in both of us getting I have
have
have that would be somebody
somebody had to get us home that’s all I
somebody had to get us home that’s all I had to say no female judges don’t
had to say no female judges don’t
had to say no female judges don’t realize men people are too crazy to be
realize men people are too crazy to be
realize men people are too crazy to be fighting everybody man people are losing
fighting everybody man people are losing
fighting everybody man people are losing their minds now to be fighting everybody
their minds now to be fighting everybody
their minds now to be fighting everybody I’m sorry I’m not a hostile person I’m
I’m sorry I’m not a hostile person I’m
I’m sorry I’m not a hostile person I’m friendly and out a minute I don’t like
friendly and out a minute I don’t like
friendly and out a minute I don’t like to fight
to fight
to fight I’m a friend your friend take nothing
I’m a friend your friend take nothing
I’m a friend your friend take nothing out on me you know where I was I saw
out on me you know where I was I saw
out on me you know where I was I saw something crazy my senior while I was on
something crazy my senior while I was on
something crazy my senior while I was on a train I swear my life for the whole
people really get me mad because they
people really get me mad because they get upset with you where you don’t want
get upset with you where you don’t want
get upset with you where you don’t want to give up yet see you no no the hell
to give up yet see you no no the hell
to give up yet see you no no the hell with you I’m tired too
with you I’m tired too
with you I’m tired too do not do like you sleep
I’ll give up your seat no there’s no one
I’ll give up your seat no there’s no one left I like that her Borgata stands like
left I like that her Borgata stands like
left I like that her Borgata stands like this in a center and then when a bus get
this in a center and then when a bus get
this in a center and then when a bus get real crowded or something that’s when
real crowded or something that’s when
real crowded or something that’s when you gotta ground in there but excuse me
you gotta ground in there but excuse me
you gotta ground in there but excuse me babe I’m just trying to get my head hey
babe I’m just trying to get my head hey
babe I’m just trying to get my head hey right there
right there
right there I’m not mobile here baby no boo I can’t
I’m not mobile here baby no boo I can’t
I’m not mobile here baby no boo I can’t believe they set you up front
believe they set you up front
believe they set you up front oh good he is a professional grinder you
oh good he is a professional grinder you
oh good he is a professional grinder you can’t have that for living man you know
can’t have that for living man you know
can’t have that for living man you know they’re not gonna be this crazy me
they’re not gonna be this crazy me
they’re not gonna be this crazy me myself I think dirty people might be
myself I think dirty people might be
myself I think dirty people might be some of the craziest people out there
some of the craziest people out there
some of the craziest people out there too because you have to be some kind of
too because you have to be some kind of
too because you have to be some kind of crazy a mental person just decide at
crazy a mental person just decide at
crazy a mental person just decide at some point of your life to be dirty you
some point of your life to be dirty you
some point of your life to be dirty you know that’s a crazy decision you know
know that’s a crazy decision you know
know that’s a crazy decision you know how does something like that go down
how does something like that go down
how does something like that go down would you just wake up one morning man I
would you just wake up one morning man I
would you just wake up one morning man I ain’t watching I ask no more and then go
ain’t watching I ask no more and then go
ain’t watching I ask no more and then go back to sleep
you can’t keep saying look at the watch
you can’t keep saying look at the watch me
let’s go for the first couple days but
let’s go for the first couple days but do be saying the same thing
everybody wants a tattoo now you know
everybody wants a tattoo now you know everybody needs a tattoo I have no
everybody needs a tattoo I have no
everybody needs a tattoo I have no problem with tattoos I feel then you’re
problem with tattoos I feel then you’re
problem with tattoos I feel then you’re gonna get a tattoo get something that
gonna get a tattoo get something that
gonna get a tattoo get something that you know what it says everybody want a
you know what it says everybody want a
you know what it says everybody want a Chinese tattoo now so what it really
Chinese tattoo now so what it really
Chinese tattoo now so what it really says you walk you home Oh
yeah see those people in the gym that
yeah see those people in the gym that are too strong yes he’s by the gym
are too strong yes he’s by the gym
are too strong yes he’s by the gym that’s too strong got too many muscles
that’s too strong got too many muscles
that’s too strong got too many muscles you know I saw this one guy up here too
you know I saw this one guy up here too
you know I saw this one guy up here too many months like a total that’s enough
many months like a total that’s enough
many months like a total that’s enough damn don’t you left nothing out where
damn don’t you left nothing out where
damn don’t you left nothing out where you gonna put that muscle and he told us
you gonna put that muscle and he told us
you gonna put that muscle and he told us some nah get this sauce spot behind my
some nah get this sauce spot behind my
some nah get this sauce spot behind my hair do me a favor put 345 pounds on the
hair do me a favor put 345 pounds on the
hair do me a favor put 345 pounds on the back of my neck so I can go ahead and
back of my neck so I can go ahead and
back of my neck so I can go ahead and lift that up and I want to go get it I
lift that up and I want to go get it I
lift that up and I want to go get it I looked at him in her face that was the
looked at him in her face that was the
looked at him in her face that was the midget to have rocne hey y’all be the
midget to have rocne hey y’all be the
midget to have rocne hey y’all be the great common name is Kevin right
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