the top five pirate myths that are actually fat yarr number five Pirates
actually fat yarr number five Pirates
actually fat yarr number five Pirates flew the Jolly Roger over their ships
flew the Jolly Roger over their ships
flew the Jolly Roger over their ships tis true me hearties the old skull and
tis true me hearties the old skull and
tis true me hearties the old skull and crossbones was a real flag that pirates
crossbones was a real flag that pirates
crossbones was a real flag that pirates flew to scare their prey but most
flew to scare their prey but most
flew to scare their prey but most pirates didn’t settle for this boring
pirates didn’t settle for this boring
pirates didn’t settle for this boring old design they added their own pirate e
old design they added their own pirate e
old design they added their own pirate e flare black barks had himself holding an
flare black barks had himself holding an
flare black barks had himself holding an hourglass with the devil captain lows
hourglass with the devil captain lows
hourglass with the devil captain lows had a blood red skeleton stand in
had a blood red skeleton stand in
had a blood red skeleton stand in authority and Christopher Moody’s flag
authority and Christopher Moody’s flag
authority and Christopher Moody’s flag was so colorful it became known as the
was so colorful it became known as the
was so colorful it became known as the bloody red but pirates were shrewd
bloody red but pirates were shrewd
bloody red but pirates were shrewd attackers as they approached their enemy
attackers as they approached their enemy
attackers as they approached their enemy they would fly a friendly flag then
they would fly a friendly flag then
they would fly a friendly flag then right at the last minute they’d replace
right at the last minute they’d replace
right at the last minute they’d replace it with the old Jolly Roger like your
it with the old Jolly Roger like your
it with the old Jolly Roger like your mother told ya never trust a pirate
mother told ya never trust a pirate
mother told ya never trust a pirate number four pirate ships were rowdy
number four pirate ships were rowdy
number four pirate ships were rowdy boisterous vessels full of drunken rules
boisterous vessels full of drunken rules
boisterous vessels full of drunken rules when fresh water was a rare commodity
when fresh water was a rare commodity
when fresh water was a rare commodity and rum was the drink of choice things
and rum was the drink of choice things
and rum was the drink of choice things were bound to get a little wild
were bound to get a little wild
were bound to get a little wild drunk pirates need to be entertained so
drunk pirates need to be entertained so
drunk pirates need to be entertained so many pirate ships had full time bands to
many pirate ships had full time bands to
many pirate ships had full time bands to play shanties and even had theaters on
play shanties and even had theaters on
play shanties and even had theaters on boards to entertain the men in a famous
boards to entertain the men in a famous
boards to entertain the men in a famous example of just how rowdy these ships
example of just how rowdy these ships
example of just how rowdy these ships could get the crew aboard the ship
could get the crew aboard the ship
could get the crew aboard the ship Whydah had staged a play about a mock
Whydah had staged a play about a mock
Whydah had staged a play about a mock pirate trial when some confused and
pirate trial when some confused and
pirate trial when some confused and drunken crew members stumbled in right
drunken crew members stumbled in right
drunken crew members stumbled in right as the pirate actor was sentenced to
as the pirate actor was sentenced to
as the pirate actor was sentenced to murder
murder
murder they threw hand grenades through their
they threw hand grenades through their
they threw hand grenades through their cutlasses broke the actors leg took the
cutlasses broke the actors leg took the
cutlasses broke the actors leg took the arm of the playwright and killed a
arm of the playwright and killed a
arm of the playwright and killed a member of the audience it almost makes
member of the audience it almost makes
member of the audience it almost makes cruise ship dinner theatre sound
cruise ship dinner theatre sound
cruise ship dinner theatre sound appealing
appealing
appealing number three pirates had hooks and
number three pirates had hooks and
number three pirates had hooks and pegleg’s pirating was a nasty bit of
pegleg’s pirating was a nasty bit of
pegleg’s pirating was a nasty bit of business and the promise of treasure was
business and the promise of treasure was
business and the promise of treasure was worth the risk of losing a hand or a leg
worth the risk of losing a hand or a leg
worth the risk of losing a hand or a leg every once in a while
every once in a while
every once in a while pirates unlucky enough to lose a limb
pirates unlucky enough to lose a limb
pirates unlucky enough to lose a limb would be able to choose a prosthetic
would be able to choose a prosthetic
would be able to choose a prosthetic replacement which did indeed include
replacement which did indeed include
replacement which did indeed include wooden peg legs or a hook but the
wooden peg legs or a hook but the
wooden peg legs or a hook but the average rum drinking pirate probably
average rum drinking pirate probably
average rum drinking pirate probably would have decided to just tough it out
would have decided to just tough it out
would have decided to just tough it out since hooks and peg legs were an
since hooks and peg legs were an
since hooks and peg legs were an expensive commodity some might even say
expensive commodity some might even say
expensive commodity some might even say they cost an arm and a leg
they cost an arm and a leg
they cost an arm and a leg hardy-har B are yer number two pirates
hardy-har B are yer number two pirates
hardy-har B are yer number two pirates with maroon crew members on deserted
with maroon crew members on deserted
with maroon crew members on deserted Islands once in a while a pirate aboard
Islands once in a while a pirate aboard
Islands once in a while a pirate aboard a pirate ship would prove himself so
a pirate ship would prove himself so
a pirate ship would prove himself so unpopular with the crew that they
unpopular with the crew that they
unpopular with the crew that they literally couldn’t stand the sight of
literally couldn’t stand the sight of
literally couldn’t stand the sight of him anymore
him anymore
him anymore the crew could vote the marooned him
the crew could vote the marooned him
the crew could vote the marooned him they would find the barren patch of
they would find the barren patch of
they would find the barren patch of Island in the middle of nowhere and drop
Island in the middle of nowhere and drop
Island in the middle of nowhere and drop off the offending pirate for a permanent
off the offending pirate for a permanent
off the offending pirate for a permanent vacation
vacation
vacation the captain was usually kind enough to
the captain was usually kind enough to
the captain was usually kind enough to provide the maroon sailor with a pistol
provide the maroon sailor with a pistol
provide the maroon sailor with a pistol to end his suffering quickly but not
to end his suffering quickly but not
to end his suffering quickly but not every marooned
every marooned
every marooned pirate accepted his fate so easily
pirate accepted his fate so easily
pirate accepted his fate so easily Edward England fashioned himself a raft
Edward England fashioned himself a raft
Edward England fashioned himself a raft and sailed it to Madagascar
and the number one myth that’s actually
and the number one myth that’s actually fat the pirate scold if you had what it
fat the pirate scold if you had what it
fat the pirate scold if you had what it took to be a pirate
took to be a pirate
took to be a pirate you’d have to abide by the Pirates code
you’d have to abide by the Pirates code
you’d have to abide by the Pirates code in general pirates don’t like rules
in general pirates don’t like rules
in general pirates don’t like rules er but if you wanted to set sail you’d
er but if you wanted to set sail you’d
er but if you wanted to set sail you’d have to agree to the captain’s demands
have to agree to the captain’s demands
have to agree to the captain’s demands different pirate captains had their own
different pirate captains had their own
different pirate captains had their own rules aboard their ships Black Bart
rules aboard their ships Black Bart
rules aboard their ships Black Bart ordered all musicians to rest on the
ordered all musicians to rest on the
ordered all musicians to rest on the Sabbath day
Sabbath day
Sabbath day captain Phillips promised a swift death
captain Phillips promised a swift death
captain Phillips promised a swift death to any of his crew caught meddling with
to any of his crew caught meddling with
to any of his crew caught meddling with a prudent woman captain lo promised a
a prudent woman captain lo promised a
a prudent woman captain lo promised a shiny new pistol to whichever pirate
shiny new pistol to whichever pirate
shiny new pistol to whichever pirate aboard is the first to spot the enemy
aboard is the first to spot the enemy
aboard is the first to spot the enemy sail but the most well known cold is
sail but the most well known cold is
sail but the most well known cold is that drawn up by the Brethren of the
that drawn up by the Brethren of the
that drawn up by the Brethren of the coast a group of nasty pirate sailing
coast a group of nasty pirate sailing
coast a group of nasty pirate sailing out of Tortuga his pirate codes were far
out of Tortuga his pirate codes were far
out of Tortuga his pirate codes were far and wide the underlying law of their
and wide the underlying law of their
and wide the underlying law of their code was no prey no pain it was a rule
code was no prey no pain it was a rule
code was no prey no pain it was a rule true for all pirates if you didn’t get
true for all pirates if you didn’t get
true for all pirates if you didn’t get the booty you wouldn’t get me those
the booty you wouldn’t get me those
the booty you wouldn’t get me those pirates weren’t as dumb as they see
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