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Yoda’s Top 10 Rules For Success


fear is the path to the dark side you

fear is the path to the dark side you must unlearn what you have feared lost a

must unlearn what you have feared lost a

must unlearn what you have feared lost a planet master obi-wan has how

planet master obi-wan has how

planet master obi-wan has how embarrassing for my Ally is the force

embarrassing for my Ally is the force

embarrassing for my Ally is the force and the powerful it is train yourself to

and the powerful it is train yourself to

and the powerful it is train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose

let go of everything you fear to lose

let go of everything you fear to lose clear your mind must be we’re gonna

clear your mind must be we’re gonna

clear your mind must be we’re gonna teach you the boy has no patience

teach you the boy has no patience

teach you the boy has no patience destroy the Sith we must a Jedi uses the

destroy the Sith we must a Jedi uses the

destroy the Sith we must a Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense you’re

force for knowledge and defense you’re

force for knowledge and defense you’re so powerful you are why he’s the Grand

so powerful you are why he’s the Grand

so powerful you are why he’s the Grand Master of the Jedi Order he’s the oldest

Master of the Jedi Order he’s the oldest

Master of the Jedi Order he’s the oldest and most powerful Jedi Master in 800

and most powerful Jedi Master in 800

and most powerful Jedi Master in 800 years he’s had a hand in training almost

years he’s had a hand in training almost

years he’s had a hand in training almost every Jedi

every Jedi

every Jedi hee-yaw appear his pattern knows for

hee-yaw appear his pattern knows for

hee-yaw appear his pattern knows for success I’ll feel you cold sir afraid

success I’ll feel you cold sir afraid

success I’ll feel you cold sir afraid are you

are you

are you no sir

no sir

no sir see through you we can be mindful of

see through you we can be mindful of

see through you we can be mindful of your feelings your thoughts dwell on

your feelings your thoughts dwell on

your feelings your thoughts dwell on your mother

your mother

your mother I miss her afraid to lose her I think

I miss her afraid to lose her I think

I miss her afraid to lose her I think hmm what does that got to do with

hmm what does that got to do with

hmm what does that got to do with anything

anything

anything everything clear is the path to the dark

everything clear is the path to the dark

everything clear is the path to the dark side fear leads to anger anger leads to

side fear leads to anger anger leads to

side fear leads to anger anger leads to hate hate leads to suffering

has sense much fear in you we’ll never

has sense much fear in you we’ll never get it out now

get it out now

get it out now so certain are you always with you it

so certain are you always with you it

so certain are you always with you it cannot be done you nothing that I say

cannot be done you nothing that I say

cannot be done you nothing that I say master moving stones around is one thing

master moving stones around is one thing

master moving stones around is one thing this is totally different

this is totally different

this is totally different no no different only different in your

no no different only different in your

no no different only different in your mind you must unlearn what you have

mind you must unlearn what you have

mind you must unlearn what you have there all right I’ll give it a try no

there all right I’ll give it a try no

there all right I’ll give it a try no try not do I’ll do not there is no try

try not do I’ll do not there is no try

try not do I’ll do not there is no try to boost your feelings you

younglings younglings a visitor we have

younglings younglings a visitor we have hello I’m sorry to disturb you master

hello I’m sorry to disturb you master

hello I’m sorry to disturb you master what helped an IV or be one hmm

what helped an IV or be one hmm

what helped an IV or be one hmm I’m looking for a planet described to me

I’m looking for a planet described to me

I’m looking for a planet described to me by an old friend I trust him but the

by an old friend I trust him but the

by an old friend I trust him but the system’s don’t shown the archive Maps

system’s don’t shown the archive Maps

system’s don’t shown the archive Maps hmm

hmm

hmm lost a planet master obi-wan has how

lost a planet master obi-wan has how

lost a planet master obi-wan has how embarrassing how embarrassing

embarrassing how embarrassing

embarrassing how embarrassing Liam the shades gather round the map

Liam the shades gather round the map

Liam the shades gather round the map reader near your minds and find

reader near your minds and find

reader near your minds and find obi-wan’s wayward planet we where it

obi-wan’s wayward planet we where it

obi-wan’s wayward planet we where it ought to be here but it isn’t gravity is

ought to be here but it isn’t gravity is

ought to be here but it isn’t gravity is pulling all the stars in the area

pulling all the stars in the area

pulling all the stars in the area towards this spot hmm

towards this spot hmm

towards this spot hmm gravity’s silhouette remains but the

gravity’s silhouette remains but the

gravity’s silhouette remains but the star and all the planets disappeared

star and all the planets disappeared

star and all the planets disappeared they have how can this be a thought

anyone master because I want erased it

anyone master because I want erased it from the archive memory truly wonderful

from the archive memory truly wonderful

from the archive memory truly wonderful the mind of a child is the Padawan is

the mind of a child is the Padawan is

the mind of a child is the Padawan is right go to the center of gravity’s pull

right go to the center of gravity’s pull

right go to the center of gravity’s pull and find your planet you will

I can’t is to be size measurement look

I can’t is to be size measurement look at me that we know my size do you

at me that we know my size do you

at me that we know my size do you hmm and where you should not for my Ally

hmm and where you should not for my Ally

hmm and where you should not for my Ally is the force and Nepal for quiet ism I

is the force and Nepal for quiet ism I

is the force and Nepal for quiet ism I have greeted makes it grow its energy

have greeted makes it grow its energy

have greeted makes it grow its energy surrounds us and binds us illness beings

surrounds us and binds us illness beings

surrounds us and binds us illness beings are we not this crude matter you must

are we not this crude matter you must

are we not this crude matter you must feel the force around you you three do

feel the force around you you three do

feel the force around you you three do me if we look everywhere

me if we look everywhere

me if we look everywhere yes even between land the ship

these visions you have to have pain

these visions you have to have pain suffering death yourself you speak of or

suffering death yourself you speak of or

suffering death yourself you speak of or someone you know someone close to you

someone you know someone close to you

someone you know someone close to you yes

yes

yes careful you must be when sensing the

careful you must be when sensing the

careful you must be when sensing the future Anakin the fear of loss is a path

future Anakin the fear of loss is a path

future Anakin the fear of loss is a path to the dark side I won’t let these

to the dark side I won’t let these

to the dark side I won’t let these visions come true Master Yoda death is a

visions come true Master Yoda death is a

visions come true Master Yoda death is a natural part of life rejoice for those

natural part of life rejoice for those

natural part of life rejoice for those around you who transform into the force

around you who transform into the force

around you who transform into the force mourn them do not miss them do not

mourn them do not miss them do not

mourn them do not miss them do not attachment leads to jealousy the shadow

attachment leads to jealousy the shadow

attachment leads to jealousy the shadow of greed that is what must I do Master

of greed that is what must I do Master

of greed that is what must I do Master you train yourself to let go of

you train yourself to let go of

you train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose I have

everything you fear to lose I have

everything you fear to lose I have successfully made contact with the Prime

successfully made contact with the Prime

successfully made contact with the Prime Minister of Kamino they are using a

Minister of Kamino they are using a

Minister of Kamino they are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create

bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create

bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army I have a strong feeling

a clone army I have a strong feeling

a clone army I have a strong feeling that this bounty hunter is the assassin

that this bounty hunter is the assassin

that this bounty hunter is the assassin we’re looking for do you think these

we’re looking for do you think these

we’re looking for do you think these cloners are involved in the plot to

cloners are involved in the plot to

cloners are involved in the plot to assassinate senator Amidala do not

assassinate senator Amidala do not

assassinate senator Amidala do not assume anything obi-wan clear your mind

assume anything obi-wan clear your mind

assume anything obi-wan clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real

must be if you are to discover the real

must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot why would you

villains behind this plot why would you

villains behind this plot why would you become to buy

most because of my father again ah

most because of my father again ah bugger ah for Jedi was he hippie hmm

bugger ah for Jedi was he hippie hmm

bugger ah for Jedi was he hippie hmm powerful Jedi come on how did you know

powerful Jedi come on how did you know

powerful Jedi come on how did you know my father you don’t even know who I am

my father you don’t even know who I am

my father you don’t even know who I am no I don’t even know what I’m doing here

no I don’t even know what I’m doing here

no I don’t even know what I’m doing here we’re wasting our time I can teach him

we’re wasting our time I can teach him

we’re wasting our time I can teach him the boy has no patience you loved

the boy has no patience you loved

the boy has no patience you loved nations hmm much anger in him like his

nations hmm much anger in him like his

nations hmm much anger in him like his father was I any different when you told

father was I any different when you told

father was I any different when you told me there’s not ready no

me there’s not ready no

me there’s not ready no I am ready I bet I can be a Jedi Ben

I am ready I bet I can be a Jedi Ben

I am ready I bet I can be a Jedi Ben tell him I’m right lady are you what

tell him I’m right lady are you what

tell him I’m right lady are you what knows you ready for 800 years have I

knows you ready for 800 years have I

knows you ready for 800 years have I trained Jedi they all count too well I

trained Jedi they all count too well I

trained Jedi they all count too well I keep my who is betrayed he did I must

keep my who is betrayed he did I must

keep my who is betrayed he did I must have the deepest the most serious mind

have the deepest the most serious mind

have the deepest the most serious mind this one a long time have I watched all

this one a long time have I watched all

this one a long time have I watched all his life that he looked away to the

his life that he looked away to the

his life that he looked away to the Future to the horizon ever his mind on

Future to the horizon ever his mind on

Future to the horizon ever his mind on where he was hmm what he was doing

Adventure hey I’m saved

Adventure hey I’m saved hey hey Jedi craves not these things you

hey hey Jedi craves not these things you

hey hey Jedi craves not these things you are reckless so was i if you remember

are reckless so was i if you remember

are reckless so was i if you remember yes – oh hey dog to begin the training

yes – oh hey dog to begin the training

yes – oh hey dog to begin the training hey but I’ve learned so much you finish

hey but I’ve learned so much you finish

hey but I’ve learned so much you finish what he begins I won’t fail you I’m not

what he begins I won’t fail you I’m not

what he begins I won’t fail you I’m not afraid

afraid

afraid yeah you will be you will be destroy the

yeah you will be you will be destroy the

yeah you will be you will be destroy the Sith we must send me to kill the Emperor

Sith we must send me to kill the Emperor

Sith we must send me to kill the Emperor I will not kill Anakin to fight this

I will not kill Anakin to fight this

I will not kill Anakin to fight this Lord Sidious strong enough you are not

Lord Sidious strong enough you are not

Lord Sidious strong enough you are not he is like my brother I cannot do it

he is like my brother I cannot do it

he is like my brother I cannot do it twisted by the dark side young Skywalker

twisted by the dark side young Skywalker

twisted by the dark side young Skywalker has become

has become

has become the boy you trained gone he is consumed

the boy you trained gone he is consumed

the boy you trained gone he is consumed by Darth Vader I do not know where the

by Darth Vader I do not know where the

by Darth Vader I do not know where the emperor has sent him I don’t know where

emperor has sent him I don’t know where

emperor has sent him I don’t know where to look

to look

to look use your feelings obi-wan and find him

use your feelings obi-wan and find him

use your feelings obi-wan and find him you will get eye strength flows from the

you will get eye strength flows from the

you will get eye strength flows from the force but beware of the dark saying

force but beware of the dark saying

force but beware of the dark saying anger fear aggression the dark side or

anger fear aggression the dark side or

anger fear aggression the dark side or something easily they throw but joy what

something easily they throw but joy what

something easily they throw but joy what a way to start down the dark path

a way to start down the dark path

a way to start down the dark path forever when I make the destiny consume

forever when I make the destiny consume

forever when I make the destiny consume you it will get obi-wan to Prentice

you it will get obi-wan to Prentice

you it will get obi-wan to Prentice Vader is the dark side stronger

but busier most napkin

but busier most napkin but how I know the good side from the

but how I know the good side from the

but how I know the good side from the bad you will know when you are called at

bad you will know when you are called at

bad you will know when you are called at this passive a Jedi uses the force for

this passive a Jedi uses the force for

this passive a Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense never attack I

hear a new apprentice you have emperor

hear a new apprentice you have emperor or should I call you Darth Sidious last

or should I call you Darth Sidious last

or should I call you Darth Sidious last ayah you survived surprised your

ayah you survived surprised your

ayah you survived surprised your arrogance blinds you Master Yoda now you

arrogance blinds you Master Yoda now you

arrogance blinds you Master Yoda now you will experience the full power of the

will experience the full power of the

will experience the full power of the dark side

I have waited a long time for this

I have waited a long time for this moment

last the Jedi are no more not if

last the Jedi are no more not if anything to say about it

anything to say about it

anything to say about it I am at an end your rule is

and not short enough it was it’s so

and not short enough it was it’s so powerful you are

you will not stop me Da Vida will become

you will not stop me Da Vida will become more powerful than either lost faith in

more powerful than either lost faith in

more powerful than either lost faith in your new apprentice misplaced maybe as

your new apprentice misplaced maybe as

your new apprentice misplaced maybe as is your faith in the dark side of the

is your faith in the dark side of the

is your faith in the dark side of the horse

Master Yoda Count Dooku you have

Master Yoda Count Dooku you have interfered with our affairs for the last

interfered with our affairs for the last

interfered with our affairs for the last time

powerful you have become Dooku and the

powerful you have become Dooku and the dark side I sense in you I’ve become

dark side I sense in you I’ve become

dark side I sense in you I’ve become more powerful than any Jedi even you

much to learn you still have

much to learn you still have it is obvious that this contest cannot

it is obvious that this contest cannot

it is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of force

like well you have my old bed run this

like well you have my old bed run this is just the beginning

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top ten rules made the biggest

top ten rules made the biggest difference for you leave it in the

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