there’s mother I’m in what’s going through the laundry found these new
through the laundry found these new
through the laundry found these new phones almost ripped that down for me
phones almost ripped that down for me
phones almost ripped that down for me tonight I’m tearing these up with my
tonight I’m tearing these up with my
tonight I’m tearing these up with my teeth like an old school cartoon gonna
teeth like an old school cartoon gonna
teeth like an old school cartoon gonna go honey
go honey
go honey Mitch does your daughter’s I’m ready you
Mitch does your daughter’s I’m ready you
Mitch does your daughter’s I’m ready you look beautiful I used to hold that girl
look beautiful I used to hold that girl
look beautiful I used to hold that girl in the palm of my hand he was becoming a
in the palm of my hand he was becoming a
in the palm of my hand he was becoming a woman you’re gonna have to deal with
woman you’re gonna have to deal with
woman you’re gonna have to deal with that thanks dad why are you here you
that thanks dad why are you here you
that thanks dad why are you here you think I’m gonna miss the most important
think I’m gonna miss the most important
think I’m gonna miss the most important that if you’re young there’s not
that if you’re young there’s not
that if you’re young there’s not graduation graduation is for losers
graduation graduation is for losers
graduation graduation is for losers tonight is the first night of our adult
tonight is the first night of our adult
tonight is the first night of our adult lives I want to go to prom gonna lose my
lives I want to go to prom gonna lose my
lives I want to go to prom gonna lose my goddamn virginity prom night it’s kind
goddamn virginity prom night it’s kind
goddamn virginity prom night it’s kind of perfect I’m in Julie left her laptop
of perfect I’m in Julie left her laptop
of perfect I’m in Julie left her laptop open you guys are still on our kids all
open you guys are still on our kids all
open you guys are still on our kids all emojis have a secret meaning Oh
emojis have a secret meaning Oh
emojis have a secret meaning Oh eggplants are dicks this is some kind of
eggplants are dicks this is some kind of
eggplants are dicks this is some kind of a dick related agreement our girls are
a dick related agreement our girls are
a dick related agreement our girls are not thinking things through I’m gonna
not thinking things through I’m gonna
not thinking things through I’m gonna stop them I’m in I’m fully planning on
stop them I’m in I’m fully planning on
stop them I’m in I’m fully planning on having sex tonight
having sex tonight
having sex tonight wherever the night takes us the night’s
wherever the night takes us the night’s
wherever the night takes us the night’s gonna take us there wherever the wind
gonna take us there wherever the wind
gonna take us there wherever the wind sails our ships your ship is going into
sails our ships your ship is going into
sails our ships your ship is going into my harbor
there didn’t rate wwbd what would vin
there didn’t rate wwbd what would vin diesel do Hey fastness furious is
diesel do Hey fastness furious is
diesel do Hey fastness furious is completely unrealistic it’s not a
completely unrealistic it’s not a
completely unrealistic it’s not a documentary I get that
I’ll do anything for my daughter what
I’ll do anything for my daughter what about chugging contest
about chugging contest
about chugging contest bring it no no right we’re butt chugging
bring it no no right we’re butt chugging
bring it no no right we’re butt chugging on the count of three they got a lager
on the count of three they got a lager
on the count of three they got a lager or an IPA does it doesn’t matter oh my
or an IPA does it doesn’t matter oh my
or an IPA does it doesn’t matter oh my god Jesus be spit-roasting himself are
god Jesus be spit-roasting himself are
god Jesus be spit-roasting himself are you a team player or aren’t you I just
you a team player or aren’t you I just
you a team player or aren’t you I just chugged 240 with my asshole I’m a team
chugged 240 with my asshole I’m a team
chugged 240 with my asshole I’m a team player
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