if you think the mating rituals at your local singles bar is strange huh
local singles bar is strange huh
local singles bar is strange huh wait’ll you get a load of black widow
wait’ll you get a load of black widow
wait’ll you get a load of black widow spiders first of all the weight
spiders first of all the weight
spiders first of all the weight advantage
advantage
advantage the female weighs 30 times what the male
the female weighs 30 times what the male
the female weighs 30 times what the male does to put it in human terms
does to put it in human terms
does to put it in human terms he weighs 200 pounds she weighs 6,000
he weighs 200 pounds she weighs 6,000
he weighs 200 pounds she weighs 6,000 okay now here’s the approach he inches
okay now here’s the approach he inches
okay now here’s the approach he inches toward her tapping his legs to woo her a
toward her tapping his legs to woo her a
toward her tapping his legs to woo her a better make nice because if she bites
better make nice because if she bites
better make nice because if she bites him he’s sleep in the Big Sleep
him he’s sleep in the Big Sleep
him he’s sleep in the Big Sleep he should be begging if we get together
he should be begging if we get together
he should be begging if we get together will you promise not to kill me please
will you promise not to kill me please
will you promise not to kill me please the venom of a black widow can kill
the venom of a black widow can kill
the venom of a black widow can kill numerous species including humans she
numerous species including humans she
numerous species including humans she lets him approach he gets ready to mate
lets him approach he gets ready to mate
lets him approach he gets ready to mate apparently what he’s doing here is an
apparently what he’s doing here is an
apparently what he’s doing here is an erotic ritual okay now here is the big
erotic ritual okay now here is the big
erotic ritual okay now here is the big moment that’s the male inserting sperm
moment that’s the male inserting sperm
moment that’s the male inserting sperm into the female using its feeler called
into the female using its feeler called
into the female using its feeler called a help as you can see part of the ritual
a help as you can see part of the ritual
a help as you can see part of the ritual is leaving part of himself inside the
is leaving part of himself inside the
is leaving part of himself inside the female that’s how much he wants it he’s
female that’s how much he wants it he’s
female that’s how much he wants it he’s willing to donate a body part the female
willing to donate a body part the female
willing to donate a body part the female can now lay her eggs
that silky sack contains 200 black widow
that silky sack contains 200 black widow spider eggs
and this is one of five silky sacks
and this is one of five silky sacks she’ll produce from this particular
she’ll produce from this particular
she’ll produce from this particular mating in two weeks 1,000 newborn black
mating in two weeks 1,000 newborn black
mating in two weeks 1,000 newborn black widow spiders will be unleashed on this
widow spiders will be unleashed on this
widow spiders will be unleashed on this little Virginia garden they’re out there
little Virginia garden they’re out there
little Virginia garden they’re out there almost anywhere in the US so whatever
almost anywhere in the US so whatever
almost anywhere in the US so whatever you do look out for that telltale red
you do look out for that telltale red
you do look out for that telltale red hourglass
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