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OSHO: My Whole Life is Full of Jokes


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All my life is full of hacking

Sitting in front of us, what do you see?

Do you find all this hijacking by seeing us?

Shëtenia,

you are right.

I have to accept it.

seeing you,

what else can be found?

You are all hijacked on your own.

Gotam Buddha has said

as his last statement:

“Be light to yourself.”

The day that leaves the body

please remember,

to give my last statement:

“Be tempted for yourself.”

That’s a lot

more joyful than to be light for oneself.

What will you do with light?

To light your cigars,

or burn homes for people?

But being haggard for himself,

You’ll be

cheer

for everyone.

You are right…

so I find the hajgaret – seeing you.

So know that when I look at you;

i am looking for a hacker!

A pregnant Indian of age was staying at a bar

in the West

when a fucking hippie entered

and began to drink too much

and insult all the other people there.

Saora all went away from the disgusting shepherd

except

indianit old

who was just watching the hippie

with interest.

So he walked to him and asked, “Hey, Indian,

what the hell are you looking at me like that? “

“Yes,” said the Indian,

“many years ago on

had been arrested for having made love with a buffalo,

and how I was impressed

maybe you’re my son. “

I see your concerns

and really …

I take it seriously,

but deep in my laughs.

Not to insult you

talk about your problems,

which are simply foolish –

but do not tell this to anyone!

It was once a man who had everything a man might want:

a wonderful job

which he liked,

wonderful woman

as well as wonderful children,

but then one day they began to hide their eyes

At first he tried to ignore this,

But the situation began to deteriorate.

So he finally went to the doctor.

The doctor examined him but did not see anything that did not go with him,

so he sent it to a specialist,

neurosurgeon,

who examined him in full

with many tests.

Nor did he find anything.

But he told this man,

“Although I can not find anything specific,

I have seen such cases before;

often occurs by any pressure on the brain,

which usually results in death after six months or a year. “

This man was very sad,

but then decided that if he really was alone

so little time to live,

would enjoy life and do whatever he wanted.

He liked beautiful clothes,

so he went to the city’s best tailor and said,

“Give me the best clothes you have in the store

Imported English costumes,

Italian leather shoes,

hand-sewn silk ties,

of a dozen sewing silk shirts best,

with the neckline of the fourteenth. “

The tailor who had taken all the measures

he said, “Neck fourteen?

You do not have fourteen –

your neck is fifteen! “

“Do not tell me what I have,”

this man said, “I have worn fourteen times all my life.”

“Well, if so,”

said the tailor, “then your eye should be terrified!”

Seeing you, of course

flatter.

So much haggle around!

Perhaps this is the first rally in the world

where hair is used

for your spiritual growth …

And you can not be different – unless you lighten up.

Only enlightened people do not have

anything in life

which you can hack.

But in ignorance and unconscious, whatever you do

is somehow

to melt in laughter –

your quarrels, your love affairs,

your marriages, your divorces,

If you begin to follow your behavior,

you will discover yourself –

“My God.

All my life is full of hare! “

And it will be a great breakthrough …

far greater than the discovery of God,

because even this is a hitch and nothing else.

Good Vimal

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