hey did you guys hear the one about the two guys that tried to rip off the ATM
two guys that tried to rip off the ATM
two guys that tried to rip off the ATM machine
machine
machine yeah the geniuses thought they could rip
yeah the geniuses thought they could rip
yeah the geniuses thought they could rip the phone out for one of those so what
the phone out for one of those so what
the phone out for one of those so what they did is they attach the steel chain
they did is they attach the steel chain
they did is they attach the steel chain to the funding machine and to the front
to the funding machine and to the front
to the funding machine and to the front of their bumper but instead when they
of their bumper but instead when they
of their bumper but instead when they show up they didn’t rip off the machine
show up they didn’t rip off the machine
show up they didn’t rip off the machine they rip off the front bumper scared the
they rip off the front bumper scared the
they rip off the front bumper scared the – the two thieves left but they forgot
– the two thieves left but they forgot
– the two thieves left but they forgot that they left the chain which was
that they left the chain which was
that they left the chain which was attached to the machine which was also
attached to the machine which was also
attached to the machine which was also attached to the bumper into the license
attached to the bumper into the license
attached to the bumper into the license plate the police caught up with them
plate the police caught up with them
plate the police caught up with them later that evening hey did you guys hear
later that evening hey did you guys hear
later that evening hey did you guys hear the one about the guy that was robbing
the one about the guy that was robbing
the one about the guy that was robbing jewelry stores by throwing bricks
jewelry stores by throwing bricks
jewelry stores by throwing bricks through the front window yeah he got
through the front window yeah he got
through the front window yeah he got caught the other night apparently tried
caught the other night apparently tried
caught the other night apparently tried to throw a brick through a plexiglass
to throw a brick through a plexiglass
to throw a brick through a plexiglass window brick bounced off the window hit
window brick bounced off the window hit
window brick bounced off the window hit him in the face and knocked him out
him in the face and knocked him out
him in the face and knocked him out until the cops got there hey did you
until the cops got there hey did you
until the cops got there hey did you guys hear the one about the guy that got
guys hear the one about the guy that got
guys hear the one about the guy that got caught robbing vending machines the cops
caught robbing vending machines the cops
caught robbing vending machines the cops arrested him for two reasons the first
arrested him for two reasons the first
arrested him for two reasons the first reason was because he inexplicably ran
reason was because he inexplicably ran
reason was because he inexplicably ran from nothing well while he was just
from nothing well while he was just
from nothing well while he was just hanging around some vending machines and
hanging around some vending machines and
hanging around some vending machines and the second reason was when he tried to
the second reason was when he tried to
the second reason was when he tried to post a 400 dollar bail he paid for it
post a 400 dollar bail he paid for it
post a 400 dollar bail he paid for it all in coins hey did you guys hear the
all in coins hey did you guys hear the
all in coins hey did you guys hear the one about the guy that was so desperate
one about the guy that was so desperate
one about the guy that was so desperate to wash his car that he actually backed
to wash his car that he actually backed
to wash his car that he actually backed it up into the Mississippi that’s right
it up into the Mississippi that’s right
it up into the Mississippi that’s right in Hannibal Missouri this guy backed up
in Hannibal Missouri this guy backed up
in Hannibal Missouri this guy backed up his car into the Mississippi River but
his car into the Mississippi River but
his car into the Mississippi River but only a foot of water but the thing is
only a foot of water but the thing is
only a foot of water but the thing is when he got in the car to clean it the
when he got in the car to clean it the
when he got in the car to clean it the car floated down river
car floated down river
car floated down river luckily the cops were able to retrieve
luckily the cops were able to retrieve
luckily the cops were able to retrieve the car not too far away when they tried
the car not too far away when they tried
the car not too far away when they tried to lay charges they decided not to
to lay charges they decided not to
to lay charges they decided not to because they realize you can’t charge
because they realize you can’t charge
because they realize you can’t charge someone for being stupid now I know cops
someone for being stupid now I know cops
someone for being stupid now I know cops are there to serve and protect and to
are there to serve and protect and to
are there to serve and protect and to right the wrongs but this is going a
right the wrongs but this is going a
right the wrongs but this is going a little too far you guys hear about this
little too far you guys hear about this
little too far you guys hear about this one guy walks into a police station
one guy walks into a police station
one guy walks into a police station there’s a sergeant sitting at the desk
there’s a sergeant sitting at the desk
there’s a sergeant sitting at the desk puts up buying a cocaine in front of
puts up buying a cocaine in front of
puts up buying a cocaine in front of sergeant sergeant looks and goes what’s
sergeant sergeant looks and goes what’s
sergeant sergeant looks and goes what’s this he goes there’s a substandard cut I
this he goes there’s a substandard cut I
this he goes there’s a substandard cut I like you to arrest the guy that sold it
like you to arrest the guy that sold it
like you to arrest the guy that sold it to me forget this guy walked into a
to me forget this guy walked into a
to me forget this guy walked into a drugstore
drugstore
drugstore pulls out a gun tells everyone that’s a
pulls out a gun tells everyone that’s a
pulls out a gun tells everyone that’s a robbery so that’s getting the money and
robbery so that’s getting the money and
robbery so that’s getting the money and then he decides to pull out a garbage
then he decides to pull out a garbage
then he decides to pull out a garbage bag and put it over his head only to
bag and put it over his head only to
bag and put it over his head only to realize there’s no holes for him to see
realize there’s no holes for him to see
realize there’s no holes for him to see through
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