All of the English Conditionals – Donuts and Diarrhea

in today’s video we’ll be looking at all

in today’s video we’ll be looking at all of the conditionals that’s zero one two

of the conditionals that’s zero one two

of the conditionals that’s zero one two three and that mixed one that no one

three and that mixed one that no one

three and that mixed one that no one really understands let’s begin so let’s

really understands let’s begin so let’s

really understands let’s begin so let’s start with the zero conditional this is

start with the zero conditional this is

start with the zero conditional this is a conditional we use for usually facts

a conditional we use for usually facts

a conditional we use for usually facts we want to say this thing is always true

we want to say this thing is always true

we want to say this thing is always true for example the facts about me it’s

for example the facts about me it’s

for example the facts about me it’s always true if I eat donuts

always true if I eat donuts

always true if I eat donuts I am happy this is an example of the

I am happy this is an example of the

I am happy this is an example of the zero conditional again it’s always true

zero conditional again it’s always true

zero conditional again it’s always true let’s look at the form if I eat donuts

let’s look at the form if I eat donuts

let’s look at the form if I eat donuts the condition if with a present verb the

the condition if with a present verb the

the condition if with a present verb the result of that condition is I am happy

result of that condition is I am happy

result of that condition is I am happy again that verb is in present so very

again that verb is in present so very

again that verb is in present so very easy to remember if present results

easy to remember if present results

easy to remember if present results present and again we use this

present and again we use this

present and again we use this conditional to talk about things which

conditional to talk about things which

conditional to talk about things which are always true very common when you

are always true very common when you

are always true very common when you talk about scientific fats if you heat

talk about scientific fats if you heat

talk about scientific fats if you heat ice it melts it’s always true so let’s

ice it melts it’s always true so let’s

ice it melts it’s always true so let’s look at the first conditional now the

look at the first conditional now the

look at the first conditional now the first conditional talks about real

first conditional talks about real

first conditional talks about real situations things which are likely to

situations things which are likely to

situations things which are likely to happen things which probably will happen

happen things which probably will happen

happen things which probably will happen for example so in this example it’s

for example so in this example it’s

for example so in this example it’s something real he can see a doughnut and

something real he can see a doughnut and

something real he can see a doughnut and he’s saying if I eat that doughnut so it

he’s saying if I eat that doughnut so it

he’s saying if I eat that doughnut so it is something real I will be happy now

is something real I will be happy now

is something real I will be happy now he’s using a future because he’s not

he’s using a future because he’s not

he’s using a future because he’s not talking about something that always

talking about something that always

talking about something that always happens he’s talking about this

happens he’s talking about this

happens he’s talking about this situation it’s a real situation it’s

situation it’s a real situation it’s

situation it’s a real situation it’s right there he can eat the doughnuts

right there he can eat the doughnuts

right there he can eat the doughnuts probably will happen so if I eat that

probably will happen so if I eat that

probably will happen so if I eat that doughnut I will be happy let’s look at

doughnut I will be happy let’s look at

doughnut I will be happy let’s look at the form the conditional sentence again

the form the conditional sentence again

the form the conditional sentence again it’s a present verb if with a present

it’s a present verb if with a present

it’s a present verb if with a present verb and the result of that real

verb and the result of that real

verb and the result of that real conditional I will be happy you notice

conditional I will be happy you notice

conditional I will be happy you notice the verb is in a future form I know what

the verb is in a future form I know what

the verb is in a future form I know what you’re thinking can I only use will how

you’re thinking can I only use will how

you’re thinking can I only use will how about going to that’s a future form

about going to that’s a future form

about going to that’s a future form you’re right it is and you can just know

you’re right it is and you can just know

you’re right it is and you can just know it’s a future form I

it’s a future form I

it’s a future form I we’ll be I’m going to be happy that is

we’ll be I’m going to be happy that is

we’ll be I’m going to be happy that is the first conditional again for real

the first conditional again for real

the first conditional again for real situations which probably will happen on

situations which probably will happen on

situations which probably will happen on to the second conditional now my

to the second conditional now my

to the second conditional now my favorite conditional because we use it

favorite conditional because we use it

favorite conditional because we use it to talk about not real situations when

to talk about not real situations when

to talk about not real situations when you want to use your imagination imagine

you want to use your imagination imagine

you want to use your imagination imagine possibilities this is the conditional to

possibilities this is the conditional to

possibilities this is the conditional to use for example when we imagine things

use for example when we imagine things

use for example when we imagine things that are not real not possible

that are not real not possible

that are not real not possible hypothetical situations then we use the

hypothetical situations then we use the

hypothetical situations then we use the second conditional and the form is this

second conditional and the form is this

second conditional and the form is this if I were Superman I would be happy I

if I were Superman I would be happy I

if I were Superman I would be happy I were what the hell

were what the hell

were what the hell shouldn’t it be if I was because this

shouldn’t it be if I was because this

shouldn’t it be if I was because this situation is not real it’s imaginary

situation is not real it’s imaginary

situation is not real it’s imaginary it’s completely not factual we would use

it’s completely not factual we would use

it’s completely not factual we would use what’s called the subjunctive mood

what’s called the subjunctive mood

what’s called the subjunctive mood subjunctive the subjunctive mood of the

subjunctive the subjunctive mood of the

subjunctive the subjunctive mood of the verb be in the past is were for every

verb be in the past is were for every

verb be in the past is were for every pronoun I you he she it doesn’t matter

pronoun I you he she it doesn’t matter

pronoun I you he she it doesn’t matter it’s always were so the condition has a

it’s always were so the condition has a

it’s always were so the condition has a past verb but that doesn’t mean this

past verb but that doesn’t mean this

past verb but that doesn’t mean this situation means past this just means

situation means past this just means

situation means past this just means this is an imaginary situation and it’s

this is an imaginary situation and it’s

this is an imaginary situation and it’s not real so if you see if with a past

not real so if you see if with a past

not real so if you see if with a past verb it just means it’s not real the

verb it just means it’s not real the

verb it just means it’s not real the situation well not always stay there the

situation well not always stay there the

situation well not always stay there the result of that condition is I would be

result of that condition is I would be

result of that condition is I would be happy that modal verb would that forms

happy that modal verb would that forms

happy that modal verb would that forms the dead dinner second conditional but

the dead dinner second conditional but

the dead dinner second conditional but remember this is not only for not real

remember this is not only for not real

remember this is not only for not real situations we use it to talk about

situations we use it to talk about

situations we use it to talk about future possibilities for example he is

future possibilities for example he is

future possibilities for example he is thinking about the possibility of eating

thinking about the possibility of eating

thinking about the possibility of eating chicken hmm it’s possible to eat chicken

chicken hmm it’s possible to eat chicken

chicken hmm it’s possible to eat chicken well there’s no chicken in my hand but

well there’s no chicken in my hand but

well there’s no chicken in my hand but it is possible I could go to the shop

it is possible I could go to the shop

it is possible I could go to the shop and I could buy some chicken it’s a

and I could buy some chicken it’s a

and I could buy some chicken it’s a possibility so again he can use that

possibility so again he can use that

possibility so again he can use that second conditional if I ate chicken I

second conditional if I ate chicken I

second conditional if I ate chicken I would be happy so again this is not

would be happy so again this is not

would be happy so again this is not impossible it’s just a possibility so

impossible it’s just a possibility so

impossible it’s just a possibility so that’s another way we use second

that’s another way we use second

that’s another way we use second conditional and finally the third

conditional and finally the third

conditional and finally the third conditional remember the guy was

conditional remember the guy was

conditional remember the guy was thinking of

thinking of

thinking of out eating chicken he said if I ate

out eating chicken he said if I ate

out eating chicken he said if I ate chicken I would be happy well let’s

chicken I would be happy well let’s

chicken I would be happy well let’s imagine that he ate that chicken but it

imagine that he ate that chicken but it

imagine that he ate that chicken but it was a bad chicken what happens after

was a bad chicken what happens after

was a bad chicken what happens after that

that

that Oh toilet problems so what can he say in

Oh toilet problems so what can he say in

Oh toilet problems so what can he say in this situation he wants to imagine a

this situation he wants to imagine a

this situation he wants to imagine a past where he did not eat that chicken

past where he did not eat that chicken

past where he did not eat that chicken because the chicken made poo happen he’s

because the chicken made poo happen he’s

because the chicken made poo happen he’s imagining a different past if I had not

imagining a different past if I had not

imagining a different past if I had not or the contraction hadn’t eaten chicken

or the contraction hadn’t eaten chicken

or the contraction hadn’t eaten chicken that’s the condition to talk about a

that’s the condition to talk about a

that’s the condition to talk about a different past we need to make that past

different past we need to make that past

different past we need to make that past perfect if I had or had not and the verb

perfect if I had or had not and the verb

perfect if I had or had not and the verb 3 or past participle in this case if I

3 or past participle in this case if I

3 or past participle in this case if I had not or hadn’t eaten chicken the

had not or hadn’t eaten chicken the

had not or hadn’t eaten chicken the result of that the imaginary result of

result of that the imaginary result of

result of that the imaginary result of that you remember that word which means

that you remember that word which means

that you remember that word which means something imaginary would write this is

something imaginary would write this is

something imaginary would write this is where it gets interesting

where it gets interesting

where it gets interesting so the third conditional is this we’ve

so the third conditional is this we’ve

so the third conditional is this we’ve got our if with a past perfect that

got our if with a past perfect that

got our if with a past perfect that describes a different past situation

describes a different past situation

describes a different past situation that we imagined because it’s not real

that we imagined because it’s not real

that we imagined because it’s not real and in the past and the results of that

and in the past and the results of that

and in the past and the results of that not real imaginary past situation is

not real imaginary past situation is

not real imaginary past situation is this I would not what contraction

this I would not what contraction

this I would not what contraction wouldn’t have got diarrhea this

wouldn’t have got diarrhea this

wouldn’t have got diarrhea this describes an imaginary result of an

describes an imaginary result of an

describes an imaginary result of an imaginary condition in the past so

imaginary condition in the past so

imaginary condition in the past so imaginary past condition imaginary past

imaginary past condition imaginary past

imaginary past condition imaginary past results of that condition look at the

results of that condition look at the

results of that condition look at the grammar what can we see

grammar what can we see

grammar what can we see that’s our imaginary word would or in

that’s our imaginary word would or in

that’s our imaginary word would or in the negative would not remember the

the negative would not remember the

the negative would not remember the contraction wouldn’t have and a verb 3

contraction wouldn’t have and a verb 3

contraction wouldn’t have and a verb 3 past participle hmm if that’s a he or an

past participle hmm if that’s a he or an

past participle hmm if that’s a he or an it or she do you think that will be has

it or she do you think that will be has

it or she do you think that will be has no why because that’s a modal verb

no why because that’s a modal verb

no why because that’s a modal verb therefore that doesn’t change its that

therefore that doesn’t change its that

therefore that doesn’t change its that original verb one form so the whole

original verb one form so the whole

original verb one form so the whole thing if I had not eaten that chicken I

thing if I had not eaten that chicken I

thing if I had not eaten that chicken I would not

would not

would not have got diarrhea ah and if you don’t

have got diarrhea ah and if you don’t

have got diarrhea ah and if you don’t have diarrhea how do you feel pretty

have diarrhea how do you feel pretty

have diarrhea how do you feel pretty happy right I know I am every day that I

happy right I know I am every day that I

happy right I know I am every day that I don’t have diarrhea I’m pretty happy so

don’t have diarrhea I’m pretty happy so

don’t have diarrhea I’m pretty happy so this is where we can mix the

this is where we can mix the

this is where we can mix the conditionals this sentence talks about

conditionals this sentence talks about

conditionals this sentence talks about how that would affect the past we can

how that would affect the past we can

how that would affect the past we can use that second conditional grammar to

use that second conditional grammar to

use that second conditional grammar to talk about how this affects the present

talk about how this affects the present

talk about how this affects the present again an imaginary present because we’re

again an imaginary present because we’re

again an imaginary present because we’re imagining that that didn’t happen right

imagining that that didn’t happen right

imagining that that didn’t happen right so I would be happy get diarrhea that

so I would be happy get diarrhea that

so I would be happy get diarrhea that means you start the diarrhea

means you start the diarrhea

means you start the diarrhea I’m using the word diarrhea way too much

I’m using the word diarrhea way too much

I’m using the word diarrhea way too much for an English lesson I’m sorry

for an English lesson I’m sorry

for an English lesson I’m sorry that explains the past in the present we

that explains the past in the present we

that explains the past in the present we can say I don’t have diarrhea now okay

can say I don’t have diarrhea now okay

can say I don’t have diarrhea now okay how could I say that is an imaginary

how could I say that is an imaginary

how could I say that is an imaginary thing let’s use the contraction I

thing let’s use the contraction I

thing let’s use the contraction I wouldn’t I wouldn’t have diarrhea the

wouldn’t I wouldn’t have diarrhea the

wouldn’t I wouldn’t have diarrhea the whole thing to talk about how this

whole thing to talk about how this

whole thing to talk about how this affects the past if I hadn’t eaten that

affects the past if I hadn’t eaten that

affects the past if I hadn’t eaten that chicken I would not have got diarrhea in

chicken I would not have got diarrhea in

chicken I would not have got diarrhea in the past remember get means start the

the past remember get means start the

the past remember get means start the diarrhea to talk about how it affects

diarrhea to talk about how it affects

diarrhea to talk about how it affects the present I wouldn’t have now diarrhea

the present I wouldn’t have now diarrhea

the present I wouldn’t have now diarrhea I’m so sorry the amount of times I use

I’m so sorry the amount of times I use

I’m so sorry the amount of times I use diarrhea in this lesson Jesus Christ so

diarrhea in this lesson Jesus Christ so

diarrhea in this lesson Jesus Christ so that makes that third conditional and

that makes that third conditional and

that makes that third conditional and these are examples of a mixed

these are examples of a mixed

these are examples of a mixed conditional using a past imaginary

conditional using a past imaginary

conditional using a past imaginary situation and how it affects the present

situation and how it affects the present

situation and how it affects the present mmm yeah so that was a very quick

mmm yeah so that was a very quick

mmm yeah so that was a very quick explanation of all of the conditionals

explanation of all of the conditionals

explanation of all of the conditionals give you these videos they will show you

give you these videos they will show you

give you these videos they will show you in much more detail and they’re way more

in much more detail and they’re way more

in much more detail and they’re way more fun to watch and there is zero diarrhea

fun to watch and there is zero diarrhea

fun to watch and there is zero diarrhea in any of them think yeah no there’s no

in any of them think yeah no there’s no

in any of them think yeah no there’s no diarrhea in any of them I promise if

diarrhea in any of them I promise if

diarrhea in any of them I promise if there is you’ll get your money back

there is you’ll get your money back

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